Caption 1: Mano
tum itna jo muskura rahe ho
kya ghum he jo chupa rahe ho
Caption 2: Mano
koi pathar sa dil laa do yaro
ke maine insaanon mein jeena hai !
Caption 3: Mano
kisi say bhi milna.. usay jeet lena
badi dil-nashen hai yeh aadat tumhari
Caption 4: GD
Caption 5: GD
Kesa Lug raha hun in New Hair style...😉
Caption 6: PinkPearl5
(Freddy sitting in bureau eating gulab jamun and ACP Pradyuman walks in)
Freddy: (stands up) 😳errr sir voh main bas...errr...apke liye gulab jamun laya tha toh check kar raha tha ki garam aur khane layek toh hai na.
ACP: accha Freddy...toh phir mujhe yeh gulab jamun do phir! (Puts hand forward and Freddy gives him the bowl)
Freddy: sir...laye na main pakar tha hoon...ap thak jaye ge! (Puts hand forward but ACP nods head and moves away)
ACP: nahi Freddy...yeh ab mere hai! Tum jao kam karo ab. (Freddy walks away)
(ACP gives that expression)
ACP: yeh janta nahi hain ki mujse gulab jamun chupa kar yeh meethe ki bezati kar raha hai. ACP se panga tho ho jaye ga nanga...huh ullu ka patha! 😆
Caption 7: SuhaaniAcp looks the duo walking away. He is thinking- Yeh dono kabhi nahi sudhrenge, kabhi chup rehne waalon mein se nahi hai.
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Caption 1: Mano
Muskurahat, Tabasum, Hansi, Qehqahay
sab ke sab kho gaye.. hum baday ho gaye !
Caption 2: Mano
kisi ko dukh kabhi dena.. toh itna soch ker dena
kisi ki aah lagnay main zara si dair lagti hai !
Caption 3: Mano
tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi.. hairaan hun main
tere masoom sawalon se.. pareshaan hun main
Caption 4: GD
Caption 5: GD
ahhh... phir wohi Phansi Dialogue...😒
Caption 6: PinkPearl5
(Daya walks into the bureau trying to control his laughter)😛
ACP: Daya kya baat hai bohot hassi aa rahi hai aaj?!
Daya:(looking away) nahi sir voh main...bas Salunkhe sir se milkhe aa raha tha. Unho ne kaha ki apki marriage bureau wali girlfriend ab unke saath hai.
ACP: (shocked first then sad face) kya! Yeh kese ho gaya...jo ladki mujse nahi piti voh usne itni jaldi pitali?!
Daya: sir aap iss umar me yeh sab...apko shohba nahi de ta!
ACP: Haan Daya...tum sahin ke rahe ho...kash mein bhi Salunkhe ke tarah young aur dashing lagta toh shayad aaj mein apni looks se hazar criminals ko nahi balki hazar ladkio ko attract karta!😭
(ACP gives that expression)
Caption 7: Suhaani
Acp is sadly looking at his friend's dead body and thinking- Kaash mein sahi waqt par aa jata tha. My god, I am so sorry, Rajendra...
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Caption 1: Mano
kaun kehta hai, Ilzaam-e-Khafgi* tumhare sar hai
teri haqeeqat se waqif**, yahan har ek bashar*** hai
* allegation of indignation
** to be aware of
*** human
Caption 2: Mano
kuch log rooth kar bki.. lagte hein kitne pyaare
chup reh ke bhi nazar mein.. hein pyar ke ishaare
Caption 3: Mano
yaro, meri ik umer samandar mein kat gai !
kis shakhs ne daikhe hein bhanwar mujh se ziada?
Caption 4: GD
Caption 5: GD
kya, phir Topi...😡
Caption 6: Suhaani
Acp thinking- Ab jaldi karo na photographer ji... Kab se yeh gussa hone ka pose marunga?
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Caption 1: GD
Caption 2: GD
ahannn... Acha lug raha hun na Nayey Baalun mein...😳
Caption 3: Suhaani
Acp saying to a child- Ab aaj se tumhe koi pareshaan nahi karega. CD uncles aa gaya hai na?
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Caption 1: Mano
bhanwar ki goud me jaise kinara sath rehta hai
kuch aise hi tumhara aur hamara sath rehta hai
Caption 2: Mano
mulaqaatain musalsal hon toh dil-chaspi nahi rehti
baday dil-chasp hote hein yeh be-tarteeb yaaraanay !
Caption 3: Mano
dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata
dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata
kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein..
aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata
Caption 4: GD
Caption 5: GD
chalo sub mil kay kaho Cheezzz...😃😃😃
Caption 6: PinkPearl5
(ACP sir getting his photo taken with other members of the team with that expression on his face)
ACP: jaldi kar gadhe...garam garam pizza mera intezaar kar raha hai!
Abhijeet: Haan Haan ACP sir pizza pe nazar toh hai apki lekin...mera dimaag apki ankho se jaldi chalta hai! Ab photo ke baad siddha bhaag kar pizza uthaloo ga! Aap dekti hi rehna.
ACP: Abhijeet...tu machar kya pizza le ga...meri teekhi nazar therein phike dimaag se jaldi chalti hain!
(Both run to get pizza but when they get there box is empty)😲
Daya: haha apko kya laga ki mein camera ko dekh raha tha...mein toh iss garam garam pizza pe nazar rakh raha tha! Ab meri shakal kya dekh rahe ho bhooko...jao lagao mera visa kyon ki mein ja raha hoon Italy khane aur pizza! 😉
Caption 7: Suhaani
Acp feels like smiling, thinking to himself- Cchutti manaane ke liye nahi aaye hum, Undercover mission mein aaye hum. Aur yeh photographer haazir ho gaya, photo khichne lag rahe hai.
Veer Hanuman
Kumkum Bhagya
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