Doyal's Diary, Note pg 14 & 17, Read bfr you post

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Posted: 12 years ago
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18/4/13

Dear Diary,

Today again everyone is going to bash me. All I did was try to get my team to win. You don't know what all I had to do - scream at customers, fight with young boys, scream at colleagues, fight with the other dhaaba and what not. It was a very busy day but I must say I am satisfied as I have won this task and am safe for this week. 🥳

Tomorrow I hope I can stand in the gallery and scream for the ones in the elimination stage.

Let people say what they want. Only I will win this show.

KORBO LORBO JEETBO

Good night!!🥱

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dear Diary

As always, I am EKLA CHOLO RE. Thats my Kahani. Today, too, I alone forgot to get the money from customers. I was the only one who harassed customers to eat my dhabas food. Maybe they were put off by my dirty apron and itchy scalp. Pish-posh! Look at our chefs! They eat all my dishes a la dandruff, poor hygeine and I am constantly on top. These panjus dont know what they are missing.

Either ways, screaming, kicking, harassing is my way of winning over the judges. Its seems to be working.

As always,
Besuri Koy.. whoops Dho(ya)l.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Tiyali

Dear Diary


As always, I am EKLA CHOLO RE. Thats my Kahani. Today, too, I alone forgot to get the money from customers. I was the only one who harassed customers to eat my dhabas food. Maybe they were put off by my dirty apron and itchy scalp. Pish-posh! Look at our chefs! They eat all my dishes a la dandruff, poor hygeine and I am constantly on top. These panjus dont know what they are missing.

Either ways, screaming, kicking, harassing is my way of winning over the judges. Its seems to be working.

As always,
Besuri Koy.. whoops Dho(ya)l.



hilarious ... 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Can I join in too?😆

Dear Diary!

I should participate in a screeching competition. Maybe I can give the banshee a run for her money.😆 Anyways, I don't think I will be staying here for long. People are already conspiring about me in India forums.😉 Maybe before they do banish me away from this place, I should stock up my vegetables and groceries for the next one year. Maybe in next round, I should pull extra three four tokris.

P.S. I need to get my manicure done. I can see lots of gobar in my nails thanks to constant head Khujli.😵

Yours
Do(do) yal!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dear Diary,

SRK to Wankhede as Doyal is to Happy Da Dhaba. A.K.A I won. But I also got a five year ban from entering state of Punjab.


KORBO LORBO JEETBO
Besuri Koya--- Doyal.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dear Diary,

I was so harassed by the customers, that I even forgot my trademark hein !

I should remember to say it 2-3 times in the next episode.

Ever scratchingly yours
Doyal
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Nice one guys!!

My try -

Dear Diary,

Today I did not have to do any pantry robbery as I had the dhaba and all the ingredients to myself, my dream come true.. Of course, I had to share them with my team, but then being the generous person I am, I did, I am not a greedy grabby person ( * angelic look* at self)

But I noticed that I was the last one to be picked to join the teams, well they all are going to pay for it (I mean they even chose that schmutz Sachin over me). What the judge saw in the brinjal wasn't worms it was my curly hair, fooled everyone- hain hain hain. I made sure Yasmin wasted her time picking all of them. Revenge is a dish best served hairy oops cold.

As always, I made sure I jumped around and tried to get a lot of attention so that off the 22 mints the episode lasts, I filled up 20 mints( the rest 2 mints were wasted when Navneet spoke to the camera with his meerkat in headlights look).

Signing off, more to come next week in the doyel show.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Too funny,Doyal is Doyal,She will never change.
Nice Diary :)
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Everyone 👍🏼

😆🤣
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Your diary entries are so funny.. If I ROFL at each one separately, IF will take as a spammer..

Maybe they were put off by my dirty apron and itchy scalp. Pish-posh! Look at our chefs! They eat all my dishes a la dandruff, poor hygeine and I am constantly on top. These panjus dont know what they are missing.


Panjus 😆

Maybe before they do banish me away from this place, I should stock up my vegetables and groceries for the next one year. Maybe in next round, I should pull extra three four tokris

This Doyalia is planning to go into hibernation or what?

SRK to Wankhede as Doyal is to Happy Da Dhaba. A.K.A I won. But I also got a five year ban from entering state of Punjab

Doyalia will be happy.. Being compared to Badshah

I was so harassed by the customers, that I even forgot my trademark hein ! I should remember to say it 2-3 times in the next episode

NAHIII


What the judge saw in the brinjal wasn't worms it was my curly hair, fooled everyone- hain hain hain. I made sure Yasmin wasted her time picking all of them. Revenge is a dish best served hairy oops cold. As always, I made sure I jumped around and tried to get a lot of attention so that off the 22 mints the episode lasts, I filled up 20 mints( the rest 2 mints were wasted when Navneet spoke to the camera with his meerkat in headlights look)


YUCK!!! Now I will always remember Doyal's hair while cleaning vegetables.. Navneet with Meerkat in headlights look got 2 mins🤣

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