Some sardar jokes.!

Hey gyz..here is some Sardar Jokes..hope u like them..😛

Green TV- Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please." ( HAHA 😃)

Just a second Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

Below 18 Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

Joke On Wednesday How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

20 Rupees
Sardarji is travelling by train.
He feels sleepy, so he gives the guy opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station comes.
This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees Sardarji deserves more.
So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly shaves off his beard.
When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji and sends him home.
Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly screams when he sees the mirror.
Sardarni asks, "What's the matter?"
"The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes up someone else!"

Answering Machine Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

Ice Cubes Why can't Sardarji make ice cubes? He always forget the recipe.

Hahaha..that was funny... Hope u like them Gyz..! 🐷

Well I would have closed this topic and said, to post jokes on www.india-forums.in...but, these types of jokes are not ALLOWED on .IN

Dont post jokes about sardars, or punjabi community or against any community. Jokes are suppose to be funny, but jokes which offend people, are not encouraged.

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