samay and rusty ki ex-suhaag raat
Recap : the 1st suhag raat was not a very happening night...aur hum bechare viewers creatives ko curse karte-karte 😡soo gaye ...coz nothing happened😳 on that night....except that miss Rusty Devil turned into a gabbar singhi 😡and threatened her lion-hearted husband ,in a veryyyyyyyyy filmi istyle '' ab tera kya hoga re samay ? "....on hearing this hamara sher ,geedad ki tarah duum daba kar bhag gaya...dekho zara , before turning into a geedad he did'nt even think about his reputation ...arrey mere sher u r a lion king...sher ban, coward na ban ,aur aise mat darr 😉 ...hum hain na ?...rusty se bachane ke liye ....but noooo he did'nt listen..he ran and ran and at last landed near another geedad ,mr Lucky 🤢...how unlucky 😉....btw when he was running he didn't have his duum with him....woh actually apna red dopatta baghal mein daba kar bhaga tha... how sweet na ? ..plz note his extreme affection for this colour❤️...kya red colour se itna pyar kisi ne kiya hai ? 😉...kabhi nahiin 😉
samay and rusty ki about -to -happen suhaag raat
samay's outfit (coutesy: abhishek bachan of 'umrao jan').....rusty's outfit (coutesy: sharmila tagore of 'kashmir ki kali')....shamila? arrey the mata ji of saif ali khan ..
Recap:samay singing in the rain....rusty lip-syncing in the room....and their pyar ka dushman in butler's clothing is ,roaming outside their room😡..
episode begins:Samay still dazed , not even paying attention to the viewers who are trying to say something , walks towards rusty...He sits near her ,viewers are still begging him to close the door,otherwise the vampire ,oops,the butler will strike again ...He is oblivious to everything...an intense eye-locking session is in progress😉 and apna sher ji is about to do something😳 ..keh..no not simon ,but miss rusty spoils the entire maza😭 of the romantic mode by saying
RUSTY: "plz samay pehle dulhan-type dulha ban kar aao ,phir to-be- continue ,karna jo bhi karna hai 😉 "
SAMAY:(still in shock 😲,by rusty's outburst ,just mumbled) B-b-b-b-but why rusty why?"
RUSTY:''dekho samay, its a suhaag raat ka sexy scene..tum ho wet..aur mein hoon namkeen......this lethal combination 😳 will surely set the screen ablaze ....it that happens ,then vasu,shani,blind horizon,candy,ynot,sweetdremz and ur endless females-fan -ki-fauj will be deprived of the much awaited 😳..ahem ahem..So u better change ur outfit ...samjahy ? ''.Par samay ke sexy lekin teeny-weeny brain ko ye baat badi mushkil se samajh aai.😆
Next scene:samay in his wedding joda..and they repeat the entire process😆..they come closer...eye-gazing excercise...and are about to do something ,keh...a familiar voice announces '' rusty ma'am! rusty ma'am ! mein ne apke papa ko phir dekh liya hai ".....On this untimely intevention rusty was like 😡grrrrrrrrrr '''' ye lahore wale akhir papa ka truck kyun nahiin pakad-te ? 🤢 ..plz lahoriyo papa devil ko kuch dinno ke liye pakad lo '''...
and samay was also furious 😡.He was thinking ""main zara apna mission impossible , accomplish kar loon😳....phir tujh se phoochta hoon ke toh bhaw-re ki tarah , hamare room ke paas kyun mandlaata hain ? 😡"....they somehow controlled their anger and shooed him away.
.....shall i write the part two
ya idhar hi end kar doon😉
2nd part is on page 2.