How do I propose to this musibat?
Does this belong to you?
Allah Miya! Raabert, your emotionally challenged Bhaijaan can't even propose to a girl! Uff, I said NO! He needs a love guru! Help him!
Allah Miya, what's wrong with you Mr. Khan?
Ayaan told you to get me wet?!
This is not what he meant!
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Colgate toothpaste: The secret of my pearly whites!
What about your mouthwash?
Listerine, of course!
Come closer, let me do a smell test!
BTW, Ms. Farooqui, dimple isse kehte hain!
Maine is dimple se aapse jyada logo ka katl kiya hain!