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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: Ebbed?
Khushi! Where the hell have you evaporated? Rummaging around for you ubiquitously and PAAF! There's my spouse at her maayka chomping jalebis with an animal instead of being here in the warmth of her husband! Bravo Gupta! Bravo! Congo; Gupta's 1 million ways of niggling her husband is finally bearing fruits. You should be pompous of yourself; well done Gupta; well done!
ENOUGH of jousting around! Just shove your bags and get the hell out of there; INSTANEOUSLY!
Earnestly,
Your husband,
Arnav Singh Raizada
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From: Khushi Singh Raizada
To: Arnav Singh Raizada
Subject: RAIZADA!
Arnavji, first of all, let me convey my heartfelt greetings to you. I hope that you are able to be in charge of your "Angry-o-meter". And please Arnavji, don't scandalize Laxmiji's reputation by calling her an animal. Let me just Google the gist of animal and insert it here; let it be, I am Khushi GUPTA and I can undoubtedly contend with these circumstances. Do you even know what an animal stands for? The synonyms of animal are: beast, creature, mammal, monster, and the list is inexhaustible! How dare you tell, or rather type -let me be more handy- that Laxmiji is an animal? Would you be pleased about me telling you that your Bluetooth is a tool; an implement, a device, an apparatus, a contrivance, a gadget, a gizmo, a doodad, a doohickey, a thingamabob? Would you appreciate it Arnavji? Obviously NO! So please, stop addressing my Laxmiji as those vile things! And why have you been hell-bound typing my name "GUPTA; GUPTA; GUPTA'" I know I am Khushi GUPTA; with an "A". Why are you jogging my memory about that again and again? Devi Maiya ki kasam! I am this erudite to know my name Arnavji! And yes, Raizada, Laxmiji and I are not chomping jalebis; we're munching and crunching them. Please be apt in your wordings, Raizada.
Yours,
Khushi, Khushi GuptA; A; A; A; A.
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: Khushi, Please?
My honey wife,
Can you please stop tormenting me with your futile jabbers and be amid me, at this juncture, in the Raizada Manor? I apologize for having "scandalizing" Laxmiji's "reputation" by calling her an animal. Please Khushi, I am whacked due to surplus work load; don't torture me so much. Please, come back here soon. I am missing you Khushi; a lot. And you can also lug your jalebis with you; we can munch and crunch them together! And watch a Salman Khan Movie maybe; your favorite one, Maine Pyaar Kiya? Please return quickly Khushi; Khushi Kumari Gupta, Singh Raizada.
P.S Where did you hit upon all these words: an implement, a device, an apparatus, a contrivance, a gadget, a gizmo, a doodad, a doohickey, a thingamabob; to undeniably flawlessly illustrate my Bluetooth? Pretty brainy of you; Mrs Raizada.
Your gloomy hubby,
Arnav Singh Raizada
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From: Khushi Singh Raizada
To: Arnav Singh Raizada
Subject: Do not disturb!
Beloved Arnavji,
I miss you too and value your apologies for having dishonored my Laxmiji but I cannot make up to be with you at this instance, and I do genuinely act contrite for this hassle.
Please move away from the lounger, twirl to the closet, unbolt it, and skim the closet till your eyes unerringly attain the place where I used to sit and relish my jalebis; you'll see a platter, laden with luscious jalebis, did you? Now, you too can delight in the bliss of jalebis, like I am doing, presently! Arnavji! My favorite Salman Khan Film is not Maine Pyaar Kiya; it's Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya!
P.S I am the wife of Arnav Singh Raizada, so I should discern all these bits and pieces.
P.P.S Abstain from sending me mails at this instant; I will be wrapped up in my movie, from now; so please. If you do so, you'll get no response, I guarantee you.
Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: WHAT THE!
ARE YOU FANATICAL KHUSHI? What the hell did you leave in the cupboard?! Jalebis; and that too "Arnav- Khushi" wrought jalebis? This is implausible! Have you gone loony, Khushi? I just can't deem this! By likelihood, have you and Laxmiji bartered brains? For it seems palpable!
If in 10 minutes, you're not back home, I'll have you loping all around the house with a mini skirt and a british-type blouse; and you know that I can do it.
Arnav Singh Raizada
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: My ire is at its rim.
You intend to reply me back this mail, NOW.
Arnav Singh Raizada.
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: >_<
I am warning you Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada; I NEED A REPLY, STRAIGHT AWAY!
Arnav Singh Raizada.
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: ENOUGH!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I AM COMING THERE RIGHT NOW AND DRAGGING YOU BACK HOME.
Arnav Singh Raizada.
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: KHUSHI! *&%#*
KHUSHI! DON'T EXPERIMENT MY FURY! MY ANGRY-O-METER IS NEXT TO CRASHING; YOU BETTER BE HERE AT ONCE!!!!!
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: I AM COMING
OK; I AM COMING THERE AT ONCE.
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From: Khushi Singh Raizada
To: Arnav Singh Raizada
Subject: ''''''''
Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: ^^&*$%#$%^&*
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? KHUSHI! >_< >_<
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From: Khushi Singh Raizada
To: Arnav Singh Raizada
Subject: Oh! Sorry!
Arnavji! Look now, you have amplified your blood pressure for nothing. I had told; informed you that I would be watching Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya and wouldn't be able to reply to your mails, but you didn't pay heed to my mail! Now suffer! Laxmiji was practicing how to send and receive mails; she must have sent you this mail in the practice session! By the way, Laxmiji too needs to know about the social work; how will she interact with Laxmaji then? Aap bhi na, Arnavji! Choti-Choti batein pe ruth jaate ho! You get irate on petty things! Ok, now, bye! You are flouting my concentration on Salman Khan! BYE NOW!
P.S We are not at home; Amma, Babuji, Laxmji and I; we are out! If you still covet to come at the Gupta House, you are welcome but you will have to stay by yourself; unaided for one or two days utmost; we are not going to return prior to Thursday.
P.P.S Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein Mein! Mein Mein!
Khushi Singh Raizada and Laxmiji.
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: UNBELIEVABLE!
I think I am amidst some mental people here. Laxmiji typing an email? Laxmaji? Where did that collapse from? Where are YOU? You mean to tell me your whereabouts Khushi! And stop irking me with your Salman Khan and his films? Let me remind you that I had taken the place of Salman Khan when I proposed you for marriage.
Unbelievable!
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From: Khushi Singh Raizada
To: Arnav Singh Raizada
Subject: Shitty-Kitty
Do you think I'll tell you where I am? Go with your Sheetal Kapoor and her son and take her in the Raizada house WITH YOU! Ohhh.Emmm.Geee! You have taken the place of Salman Khan! That's why the Bollywood Industry is going down the drains now; because of some new-comers trying to usurp the place of MY Salman Khan with his extra-marital affair; Shitty-Kitty!
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: STILL WITH THAT?
Oh; Come on Khushi! The truth is already out! She was just pretending to obtain my money; and I had to do the act of getting enticed by her just to get rid of her! Jaanam Samjha Karo! Come back now! I am sorry! Please!
P.S Sheetal as the Shitty-Kitty! Mind-Boggling!
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From: Khushi Singh Raizada
To: Arnav Singh Raizada
Subject: Ahaan!
Was it necessary to do that act? NO! But you still had to do it; with that Shitty-Kitty! She was in your arms, hand in hands, eyes in eyes, and I just don't know what other things in what other things! All these, set up in a romantic atmosphere with Rabba-Ve playing in the background! Wasn't Rabba-Ve reserved for us only?
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: It was not Rabba-Ve! It was Dabba Ve!
I am really very sorry Khushi! Please forgive me! And did you forget, I had slapped her too, at the end? And for god's sake! It was Dabba -Ve playing in the background! Rabba-Ve is only meant for us!
Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam and my heart now has the board of No Entry for all Wanted people! I promise to be your Bodyguard all throughout my life and to be always Ready to fulfill all your demands. You are no longer Hum Aapke Hai Kaun in my life and since I knew you, I no longer wanted to say Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya instead my heart kept on screaming Maine Pyaar Kiya and God Tussi Great Ho for giving me such a beautiful wife; my Biwi No. One making my Shaadi No.1!
I am really sorry Khushi! I promise to keep loving you throughout my lifetime, to address every girl as Hello Sister! and also get that in mind; Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di, main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta!
Love you a lot Khushi Kumari Gupta! Love you!
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From: Khushi Singh Raizada
To: Arnav Singh Raizada
Subject: Singh Raizada!
It's Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada my Jaanemann! Love you a lot and Tere Naam pe sab kuch Kurbaan! You were my Saajan since the day you asked me Mujhse Shaadi Karogi and I love you since then till today and forever!
P.S I'll be coming home next week huh!
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From: Arnav Singh Raizada
To: Khushi Singh Raizada
Subject: *&%$#
KHUSHI!
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