Hey Friends! Don't take this serious...just joke..I hope you like it...😆
Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT
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Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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***SEASON DHAMAKA***
Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE
HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.
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Aaj
Raat
Theek
12
Baje
ke
baad
1 bejega!!
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Tu chand mange main chand de du...
Tu raat mange main raat de du...
Tu dil mange main dil de du...
Tu dil mange...
Bas yaar.....
Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!
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Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"
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Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!
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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!
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Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)
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I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!
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SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep
E-Eat
X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u
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Knock knock...
Any1 there?
Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...
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Roses specialy 4u...
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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
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When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
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A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
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aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
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Hld tr frnd wth bth yr hnds, dot lt g 4 tr frend cms nc n lftm. Tht's why 'm hldng yo tight! Cnt lt go
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If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
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i ht Sm|g jSt tO prEtD 'M Ot hUrt. htE to gGgl tO Show 'll okY. hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr Cry. Stll lovE YOU t 'V t SaY gooDbY...
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...
tumhe..
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..
sabke samne...
ek...
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
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Without LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday". So fall in Love... Happy Valentine's Week.
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One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do U exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave Tears."
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Love?
Its when U steal tears & still care for Her.
Its when She ignores U & U still Love Her.
Its when She begins to Love another & U still Smile.
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Roses 4 u-Rs.10
Cards 4 u-Rs.25
Movie 4 u-Rs.99
Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
but a friend like u - PRICELESS!
Abey ped pe mat chadh. Priceless yane "BHANGAAR".
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if
u
need
ADVICE
MSG ME
if
u
need
a FRIEND
CALL ME
if
u
need
HELP
E-MAIL ME
if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again
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What does true friendship mean 2 me?
U cry & Icry,
Ur sad n' I'm sad,
Ur laughing n' I'm laughing,
U jump out of the window.....
I LOOK DOWN!
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The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u feel shy, I tell u those 3 words.......
........i La Punture
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A Rose...
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'0 '-'; )'
eXclusively
for a nice
person
l!ke U!!
From an even NICER person like me !
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Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai...
PAISA
Jo mushkil se mile...
KHUSHI
Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile...
???
Apun Ka SMS!👏
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