Reliable sources in Bollywood have now confirmed that heart-throb of millions of forever alone guys across India, Salman Khan is planning to get married.
Faking News tried to contact Salman, but we were told that Bhai (as Salman's fans call him) doesn't get up till 2pm in afternoon, so we can come back later. So we decided to get some reactions from other celebs. Here is how they reacted to this news:
Shah Rukh Khan ' "Marriage ? HHmmm.. So he is again following in my footsteps..? Saala kabhi toh kuch original kare. Lol."
Aamir Khan '- "I like the fact that Salman has taken this decision after thinking for 25 years. I myself believe in thinking for a long time before deciding. Now let me think what reaction to give you on this subject. Please come back next week."
Karan Johar '- "Salman is marrying !!!!!!?? OH! MY! GOD!. So now I am the most eligible bachelor in town. HawHawHaw.. Just kidding. I dont understand why people get married. I mean, Salman has everything.. Why does he need a woman..? It should be all about loving your parents.. not your wife!"
Shahid Kapoor ' "Ya Ya I know about it. My girl-gand is quite connected, you know. I guess that leaves me as the biggest star without a wifi. But who exactly is going to be salman's wifi?"
Suhel Seth ' "Look, I am an expert in everything, but only give my opinion on national issues now. So come back to me when Rahul Gandhi decides to get married."
Rani Mukerjee ' "Oh! Its Salman who is getting married..? I almost had a heart attack when I heard some 40+ bollywood hot shot was getting married. I really thought it was Aditya Chopra. You have really saved my life. Here, take a DVD of Aiyya."
Ram Gopal Verma ' "I publicly admitted on twitter that I was the biggest chutiya, but now after hearing this news, I think I am the second biggest chutiya. By the way, do you know who is directing the video of the marriage?"
Poonam Pandey ' "This is all fake news by Sherlyn Chopra to take the media attention away from the release of my film NASHA. I promise to strip at the wedding if it happens before 3 months."
Justice Katju ' "90% of Indians are idiots. So it is only natural that 90% will get married. I am not at all surprised."
Kamaal R Khan ' "Bhai has made right decision. Agar aur der karte, toh revital ki jagah Viagra lena padta. Kiss to Salman for getting married, and kick to Rani n Preity for thinking they are still too young to get married."
Faking News also interviewed Javed Akhtar and Mahesh Bhatt, but could not understand any meaning of what they said. Hence, not printing their reaction. Pritam and Anurag Basu said they were busy, but gave us permission to cut-paste any other celeb's reaction in their name.
(As told to Rainy_Leone)
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