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Aap pareshaani se peedith ho... gussa control nahi hota... to padhiye...
What to do.. Kya kare... how to keep your hair on?? ?? ??
Here comes Cool Maha Gnani Mudra Devi with her special implements with all her compliments... All... Muft... Muft... Muft...
1. You want to murder someone.... but dost, that fellow is not considering you even as a makhi in his morning 5.0 am wali tea..
Sit cross legged on the floor... draw a circle on a paper... stick two white threads...
Close your eyes and imagine it as your enemy's head... pull the threads...or pierce on the circle till your pencil breaks
(if still your anger doesnt subside, sharpen the pencil ... pierce..again..repeat this process till you are done)
2. You wish to give gaali to some one jeebharke.. ..but before that Modjee comes with her wand
Chinta mat karo behna...main hoon na...
Make a doll with rags from your daughter's scrap bag... ...Dont ask me if you donot have a daughter..😡.. just beg / borrow / buy / steal from some one...
Give her a name...Mal...I mean, some malignant one...
Shout at the doll at the top of your lungs...... breathe... shout again...till your throat goes sore..
3.
Often you pour your angst in a post......
koi padta nahi... padha toh bhi..samajhta nahi... samjha toh bhi..galat...
I know .. you feel trapped like a ...
Then, sit in the park.. just imagine others as ... the insects / ducks / dogs are mocking at your post...
Remember your choicest swear words... utter them one after the other in your mother tongue (so that other humans wont understand...)..
By chance you dont know some other language... dont worry.. invent one...
What to do.. Kya kare... how to keep your hair on?? ?? ??
Here comes Cool Maha Gnani Mudra Devi with her special implements with all her compliments... All... Muft... Muft... Muft...
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1. You want to murder someone.... but dost, that fellow is not considering you even as a makhi in his morning 5.0 am wali tea..
Sit cross legged on the floor... draw a circle on a paper... stick two white threads...
Close your eyes and imagine it as your enemy's head... pull the threads...or pierce on the circle till your pencil breaks
(if still your anger doesnt subside, sharpen the pencil ... pierce..again..repeat this process till you are done)
*** *** ***
2. You wish to give gaali to some one jeebharke.. ..but before that Modjee comes with her wand
Chinta mat karo behna...main hoon na...
Make a doll with rags from your daughter's scrap bag... ...Dont ask me if you donot have a daughter..😡.. just beg / borrow / buy / steal from some one...
Give her a name...Mal...I mean, some malignant one...
Shout at the doll at the top of your lungs...... breathe... shout again...till your throat goes sore..
*** *** ***
3.
Often you pour your angst in a post......
koi padta nahi... padha toh bhi..samajhta nahi... samjha toh bhi..galat...
I know .. you feel trapped like a ...
Then, sit in the park.. just imagine others as ... the insects / ducks / dogs are mocking at your post...
Remember your choicest swear words... utter them one after the other in your mother tongue (so that other humans wont understand...)..
By chance you dont know some other language... dont worry.. invent one...
Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah
Tum Se Tum Tak
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
