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Kya daddu,kuchh bhi?are aap gaye janam me koi bhoot ya rakshas the kya?jo aaj bhi nahi badle.Toh Ek thi daayan ka plot likhiye na?humare sur pe kyon ande fod rahe hai jee? Ek toh Nidhi ne raat ko do baje ashu ko jagaya,aur fir khud hi apne pairo par kuhadi maar li.Raat ke 2:30 baje dur db kya kar rahi thi?aur fir billi ne rasta kaat liya[DB ke premiyo dui roti jyada kha laiyo]aur fir kya tha?waise jab bhi ashu kahi bahar janeki sochta hai hume bada dar lagta hai.Ice cream incident yaad hai na?Nidhi ne bola bhi ki kuchh nahi bdalega?subah bhi yeh adhura jeev nidhi ke uthanese pehele dono haath apne galo pe rakhke cutie pose me apni biwi ki taraf dekh rahe the ki kab yeh chand uthe aur mera sawera ho.Waise muze ek baat samaz me nahi aayi,aap logo ne apni sone ki places badal li hai kya?aur ashu ne night dress subah pehenna shuru kiya hai kya?bande ko jeans pent me raat gujarte peheli baar dekha hai kya?takleef nahi hoti kya?[unconfortable you know,kuchh galat mat sochiye,naughty girls] Aur bhidu,bahar pehera dene ki jaroorat kya hai? woh puri zindagi bathroom me toh nahi gujaregi?agar odomos khatam ho jayega toh khud hi bahar aa jayengi.Chalo,confirm ho gaya ki madam expect kar rahi hai.aur fir ashu ka woh hug?aaye haye?bus thoda excitement kum kariye?bechari ko taneek saans to lene dijiye.Bahar bhi dono passing game khel rahe the.Tu bol,main bolu.Aakhir ashu ne bol diya.mera promtion hone wala hai.DB aur BB khush.Ghar me bujurg humesha bacho ke khushi me khush hote hai. Haopital me dono saheliya blood test karane ke baad patiyo se pampering ki bate kar rahi thi aur yeh kanafusi king ne sab sun liya aur chadiyal bol rahe the ki Rangnath ko bhi bataoonga.Soch lijiye,agar yeh apni biwiyat pe aa gai toh aap dono ka nashta pani sab band ho jayega. DB ,aajkal aapki kadaki chal rahi hai kya?jo neg maang rahi hai col.verma se?woh bhi toh aajkal kuchh nahi karte.tabhi toh cs yahaa hai MN me.Ashutosh aap to aajkal nidhi ka bada pampering kar rahe hai?chalo mallika,khushi ke baad kabhi toh Nidhi ki ahmiyat pata chali aapko. Blood test ke result aaya,aur woh bhi negetative.Aap doictors ko na Prega-sure aur dusre test comapaniya ne maarna ,hai woh bechare apni advertisement me kehete hai ki yeh 100% suchahi bnatati hai.Shilpa shetty jaroor khafa ho jayegi aapse dekh lena.Nach baliye me nahi ghusne degi aapko.Waise aashuji main superstration me nahi manati.Lekin aap jab bhi white kuirta pehente ho na tab kuchh na kuchh gadbad hoti hai.Pehele SR ki emergency,fir DB ke dinner ke bad ka zagada aur ab yeh.[aapne safed kurta hi pehena tha na?] agar nahi pehena tha to sorry.Doctorni,tere muh me kide pade,tuze zukam ho jaye,teri naak buri tarah se bahe tu apni doctory bhul jaye.yeh main nahi keh rahi,ashutosh soch raha hai apne mun me.Chalo main bhagti hoo,warna sab aa jayenge ki mood kharab hai aur tum khamkha hi Govinda ban rahi ho Iss mess ke baad yeh sher Hajaar ful kum hai dulhan ko sajane ke liyye Ek ful kaafi hai,kabar pe rakhne ke liye Precap: aaj MN se rotadu express Lucknow ki galiyoko chirkar Gomati tak jayegi.Hey Gomati vasiyo!Gomati me baadh aneki puri sambhavna hai. Agar tupu ki baat sach nikali toh uske muh me ek kilo mohan thaal.Tupu,bahye na bhaye tumhe khana padega.
Arjun
