since morning he is trying to find the loop hole in his family game " let get maan married " by hook aur crook .and all credit goes to his mother mind and his grandmother's acting skill that he is almost ready toget married with out even seeing girl meeting is last option
maan : what to do ,kya karu
one second thought karne ko kuch jyada hai bhi nahi .aur sach to yeh hai main kuch karna bhi nahi chahta(m thinking " dil ko behlan ka gaalib khayaal accha hai")becose i knew will choose best for me ,even better than the one which i choose.so one thing is sure about girl SHE WILL BE PERFECT FOR ME(kissi par itana bhi yakin nahi karna chahiye as insaan galtiyo ka putla hai )
but still , i want to meet her . want to know her real self as person before i meet her as my wife . now i have chance to meet her but still how can i find her real self.
as maan is busy in his wonderland just than adi enter in his cabin (isse kahte hai aa bail mujhe maar). seems like idea is waiting for adi's entry . as maan finalise hi plan in his mind
maan(monologue ) : maan beta, speak to him politly aur else he is of no use .
maan (in soft voice): aadi
poor adi who heard this soft voice think its again his imagination but when he heard it again ,he decide to go start to doctor for his hearing problem .on other side , maan start loosing his patience so he shout
maan : adi
adi ; yyyeees s...i.r
maan(again soft voice):adi ,you have to be me for on day
adi till know was busy to check situation in his mind and from that one thing is sure he is allright . and fault can be in maan sir and when he speak last line ,he run towards him and start speaking without thinking.firt h chckd maan's forehead for temperature.
adi :sir aap thik toh hai na.. i mean aap pagal to nahi ho gaye ,jo aisi baate kar rahe hai.let me call pychiatric .
maan: OH SHUT UP AADI
adi : sir ,aap to bilkul thik hai
(you are fine sirr)
maan: haan main thik hu ,now listen carefully
and maan tell full plan to adi who start shaking from inside after hearing it.
maan: ok adi ,now show me
adi ; wwwh..aaat show yyou sir
maan: how will you walk as maan singh khurana
adi start moving slowly
maan: For god sake ,be straight for one day
poor soul on verge of crying
adi: NAHIHHHIII
sir main bilkul straight hu ,kassam se.maine kabhi bhi aapko un nazroo se nahi dekh hai.aap to mere liye baap bhai samaan hai sirrr.main sach main uss type ka nahi hu bilkul straight hu sir.
maan : oh shut up adi , i m speaking about your body language .mujhe lagta tha tv hi dimaag kharab karta hai but no work load bhi aapko paagal bana deta hai.
maan after lots of effort ,get the result what he want almost as adi looks like his second grade carbon copy.but he have to use it as it's the last option but in all this maan miss the expression on adi face which tell all together different story
adi (monologue) :yeh sir mujhe is tarah se kyu dekh rahe hai .mujhe kuch ho raha hai .inka irrada to thik hai na ,abhi toh maine inse kaha "main vaisa nahi hu" par mujhe maan sir ka kya pata. as one say
bas yahi apraadha main
har baar karta hu
aadmi hu aadmi se
pyaar karta hu
adi : nahiii
sir main aadmi se nahi aurat se pyaar karta hu.
maan : whattt
kisse pyaar karta hu
and please adi ,shut up . aur tum apni prem kahani bhu jaayo aur bas mujhe yaad rakho ,jaisa main kah raha hu waisa karo .just feel me(me thinking maan beta slowly nahi to bahut gadbad ho jaayegi).
on the other hand :
geet is in her room. yes she is perfect for maan in every way .and somewhere she is happy with this aliance but still she want to see real maan as human being . becose for her its not compulsory that if man is good in front of society and outer world ,he will be good husband too.that's the reason she want to check him
geet : par kaise
aur woh bhi ek mulaaqat main , ek mulaaqat main to sab accha hi dikhate hai . what to do ,that h will show his true color
just than her kaam waali bai enter in hi room for dusting
geet loved to watch her as she is chalti phirti drama queen . loved bollywood bit too much and daily change her self lagta hai aaj bai ke lol main hai but one thing is sure about her ,she finish her all work on time.
as pinki(bai name) enter in full bai style moving her body extra than usual
geet : pinki aaj mra ek kaam kargi
pinki : ji didi
geet : mujhe na kissi ko bevkoof banana hai to kya tu uss geet ban kar milegi(bas issi ki kami thi)
accha sun , tu usse bilkul aise hi milyiyo ,typical you but as geet .
pinki : par didi aap to aisi nahi hai
woh samajh jaayga
geet : arr nahi ,aisa kuch nahi hoga.
pinki : didi agar woh muh pasand nahi aaya toh
aur agar pasad aa gaya toh...
prcap : maaneet meeting...
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