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CoolMood in Ratnagiri

We returned disappointed in the Hilthi-Dulthi-Colorful Tempo to Pigeon-Infested mansion. Mommy knows something is amiss as she has smuggled the letter and read it. There is no privacy and only single bathroom in this entire mansion. Can you blame me for getting cagey?

My masterpiece Picasso needs to be framed and hung in the Louvre ' how dare you spoil it with water? Help, please, *hyperventilates*

Sarasu in Dubai

Dadzilla Nandan is stuck between his Prarties and impotent meetings. He wants me to value the view more than the languor. I know all about CoolMood view, thats my impotent prarties but Dadzilla is stuck on langur. What a washte of maditation. And why do we get a token Arabi in every scene? I forget, we are in Dubai after all.

Google was invented for this purpose, to check out chics. If she is ugly, it would make things easier for me. At least I can stop with wet dreams. I am so mad I invested $3000 on those Google Goggles and the stupid Phasebook of Coolmood has no pictures of her, only some random poetry which she uploaded 3 hours ago. The poetry is meant for me, I am sure, because I am about the only exciting thing happening in her life, you bet. And what is this?

Her Photo album is interesting: Girls Night out on the Terrace, RoadTrip To Samoohik Computer Center, Hilthi-Dulthi Tempo Ride for Picnic, Dholi-Tharo-Dol-Baaje-Dandiya-Night, Dola-Re-Dola-Re Party Bash. She seems quite a party girl.

She likes Movies, what movies? Sampoorna Ramayan, Mahabali Hanuman, Shirdi Saibaba, Mera Dost GatothKach and...SaraswatiChandra? How reassuring.

Friends ' Rakesh Kumar Chandrateya, Ujjwal Singh Dhaduk, Rajjo Devi Goradia, Bheekumal Chaganlal Kuchchadia, Nayanthara Mohini Sisodiya, Kusum Sundari Chatur, Sanjay Leela Bhansali - sounds innocuous enough

Music - PitBull, Usher and FLO-Rida? *eye-pop*

Forget Vegas. Ratnagiri, here I come.

Bachna aie haseeno Lo mein aa gaya- boriya bistar lekar hilthi dulthi tempo mein

I know the package below the neck, I will do a Satya Shivam Sundaram wedding, if I have to, but I am going to meet her and make her mine and that's final.

Back to CoolMood in Ratnagiri

Holy Sh**, I didn't think he would show up.

What do I do now? Ok, here's the plan.

I will show him everything but my face. I will tease him, titillate him, to a point where he can't say no. And then I will deliver my lethal weapon - you know what it is right? It starts with K...nah uh not telling

Originally posted by: -k2navi-

lol, nice post dear

Originally posted by: -sum-

🤣...Loved it!!...Great sense of humor😉

Awesome post! I'm starting to become quite a fan of them, myself. Kumud realises what she's doing, hopefully. Poor saras is probably for the first time in his LIFE...Losing actual focus. All he wants to see is HER...And he gets...KUSUM. Bechara.

Originally posted by: MentalExotica

🤣

You surprise me every single time dammit..

You are my Kumud and I am your Saraswati chandra ab hum ek doosre ki aahat se waakif hai, bas milne ki der hai..

I'll tease you with my beer belly too.. main aa raha hoon Kumud main aa rahi hoon apni backless choli tayar rakhna

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Saraswatichandra

THUD, FAINT, POOJA KI THAL