If Filmstars were to present the budget

Salman Khan's speech

Salman Khan swaggers into the House, takes off his shades and pins it to the collar at the back of his neck, Dabang style.

Salman Khan (looks askance at the speaker in his typical style): Madame speaker, pyaar se bol raha hoon, sun lo. I propose 50% reduction in taxes for all Bollywood actors grossing over 100 Crores at box office. I propose 10% surcharge on over-acting Bollywood superstars. Also, I propose 15% reduction in taxes on alcohol (At this all MPs including Vijay Mallya whistle, and thump desks heavily)

Opposition MP: Salman bhai, inflation se aap kaise ladoge?

Salman Khan: Aise (shows his biceps and flexes them alternatingly much like in the 'Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika' number from 'Ready')

Salman Khan: Arey haan, I also propose 10% reduction in fines for drunken driving

Sushma Swaraj (shouts): Yeh nahi ho sakta. Hum iska virodh karte hain. Please roll this back

Salman Khan (stares at Sushma Swaraj): Ek baar mene commitment kar di phir mein apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta.

(Sushma Swaraj looks stunned.)

Lalloo Prasad Yadav: Wah Salman babu, ee to ek dum dabangg budget hai!

Salman Khan: Dabangg se yaad aaya, (turns to Shatrughan Sinha) Shotgun saab, Rajjo kaisi hai? (winks)

(Treasury benches thump their desks)

Shatrughan Sinha: KHAMOSHHH !!!

(uproar in the House)

Meira Kumar: Baith jaiye, baith jaiye

Sushma Swaraj: Yeh sab theek hai, Salman ji. Lekin is budget mein transparency badhane ke liye kya kiya hai aapne?

Salman Khan: Transparency?? Yeh lijiye transparency (tears his shirt off and leaps onto his desk)

(Pandemonium in the House)

Meira Kumar: Baith jaiye Salman ji, baith jaiye, shirt mat faadiye, shirt mat faadiye

(People begin to click photos)

Meira Kumar: Baith jaiye, baith jaiye, photo mat kheenchiye.

(After a few seconds, people quiet down, and Salman begins to read his speech again)

Salman Khan: Jahan tak fiscal deficit ki baat hai'.

(Suddenly his mobile phone rings out to the tune in 'Wanted'. He breaks out into a jig. A couple of seconds later Sushma Swaraj also joins in. Fade out.)

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"Asli Budget Dil Mein hota hain"😆

I love Meira's zero expressions, she can give serious competition to Katrina

Rajjo kaisi hai?🤣🤣