Jokes on Tara...Bolo tara..ra..ra....

Tara kya maaraa...😆😆😆..tara..ra..ra

Tara behaviour is irritating since the day her sister urvashi has come to stay with her..she is acting like a fool..i have come up with jokes on tara...😊...Bolo tarara...ra..ra

1-- Tara woke in the middle of the night to find Brijesh missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband.

Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find Brijesh, crouched in the corner facing the wall, crying. Tara asked him, 'What's wrong with you?

He replied, 'Remember when your father caught us together, when you were 16? Remember he said I had a choice: I could either marry you, or be sent away to prison for the next 20 years.'

Baffled, she said, 'Yes.'

Brijesh bawled, 'I would have been released from prison today.' .😆😆

2--

Once a building caught fire and Tara and her friends were trapped in the balcony.
On the ground, fire fighters caught hold of a net and asked them to jump.
The first one jumped but the fire fighters removed the net and she was killed.
Then the other gal was asked to jump and again they removed the net too soon and she was dead.
Seeing all this, Tara was furious and said: "You keep the net on the ground and get away from it. I don't trust you..😆😆

3--Tara went to the emergency room with the tip of her index finger blown off.
"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide," Tara replied.
The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"
"No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise,
so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.😆

4) Brijesh proposes to a Tara. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
Brijesh walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* bare feet!"..😆

ur suggestions and comments are always welcome... 😊

heard/read all these jokes but still imagining tara doing these things is quite funny. 😃

is it okay if i just say................................... simply amazing. Your jokes are sooooooo funny. And tara, she is the perfect prey for a predator want jokes. Her behavior is ridiculous. Anyway, your jokes are amazing. They're really funny. Please keep posting more and post them soon.

-Jokes Fan

😆 😆 😆 That was hilarious!!!! 😆 😆 keep up the good work!! 😆

very funny. last one was mind blowing. 😆 😆 that describes Brijesh all right.

very creative and funny .... looking forward to more of them.

I liked the first one.

-Rimpy

thanks all..i will come up more tom.. 😊

you gave me the first laughter of the day 😆 thnx