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I am having a feeling that I should not post about this here..but we have so many kushal fans here..we could laugh about this and forget it đ
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You are being eliminated from Nach Baliye as of today due to the following reasons.
1) Kushal, you cannot over-act, cannot cry, cannot monkey around like a clown, cannot cross dress like a freaking item girl or act like a teenager who cannot keep his effing hands in his own effing pocket..what will like a gentleman like you do in that show?? You thought that you will impress the judges dude?? really? how?
Neither have you been able to impress our whimsically irrational and pmsing shilpa nor the randomly over-critical terrance who is trying his best, learning to match his comments with the scores he gives. And definitely not sajjid (p.s who I am sure has a thing for Elena and has been after your life right from the very first day.)
Sajjid so loyally, spends the better part of his days thinking about creative ways to insult you and you couldn't even break his enormously large eyebrow raising freak show of a head even once?? WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!
2) Elena, sweetheart, how can you be in this show? your amazing grace, your spectacularly almost gymnastic type moves, your sportive spirit, your efforts to lip sync songs in a language which you don't know the abc's of, your super sweet gestures which included greeting us in our freaking language, I am sorry to say, do not top a girl who breaks down in the middle of the act and starts crying about being 'feeling' sick.
Come on girl, couldn't you think of atleast of one reason to cry in our show??? So what that you worked you ass off? That doesn't matter. CRYING IS THE KEY WORD. Unbelievably lame tactic on your part.
So, in view of all the above factors and in addition, your huge fan base that has been torturing us working round the clock piling up votes that are equal to the sum of all the votes that the rest of the participants are getting...
We the retarded owners of the Nachless Baliye 5 ELIMINATE OURSELVES FROM YOUR LIVES !! So, that peace and happiness return back you and your fans.
Regards,
with a cupful of tears,
Mr. Jackass..
Arjun
Cricket
