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It was the evening of Pia's wedding reception. There were sweets and cakes everywhere. But amongst that, there was just one poisonous ladoo....but who would be that unlucky person???
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the poisoned ladoos!!
Nahar: Come on Saloni, look at all those sweets! Let's go take some and stuff them in our mouths!
Saloni: Good Idea, what are you waiting for? Let's go! Last one there is a rotten egg!
When they get to the table....
Nahar: Ladies first Saloni!
Saloni: You go ahead Nahar!
Nahar: OK! (he picks up a ladoo and stuffs it in his mouth.) It was THE ladoo!!!!
Nahar faints and the whole family rushes him to the hospital. After several hours, he wakes up with Saloni by his side.
Saloni: Are you ok Nahar? You fainted.
Nahar: I'm going to beat you up! Muahahahaha!!!!!!
Saloni gets up and rushes out to get the doctor. After examining him the doctor comes and breaks the devastating news to the family.
Doctor: Nahar has eaten something very poisonous, but the thing is that this poison that he has consumed does not kill a person, but turns them into a bully and always has urges to beat up the person when he sees their eyes. So you guys should be careful. I will prescribe some medications, but its doubtful that any will work, Nahar needs a miracle now. All we can do is pray!
They take Nahar home. All the people in the house try to close their eyes when they are around Nahar.
Manno Bhabi: I can't close my eyes all the time..i'll just wear these glasses.
In the hallway
One day in the hallway as usual, Jiji was eavesdropping on Saloni's and Bhabo's conversation..when suddenly Nahar came from behind! She forgot to close her eyes when she turned around so....BAM!
Jiji: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
The next day
Nahar(to himself): Everyone seems to be avoiding me so i have to do something about it. I will go to them and beat them up!!
He ran to all the unlocked rooms and beat people up. These were his victims:
Neel: Why me???!!!!! Why me???!!!!!
Shubra: Where am I?
Tara: How dare you slap me, Nahar??!!!!!! Brijesh, come here right now!
Tara: Get me a juice.
Brijesh: Ok, Tara, anything else?
Saloni: It's ok Bhabo, i got hurt too.
Saloni: You don't have to fast for every little thing
Kaveri: You won't beat your favorite Bhabi up, right Nahar?
Nahar (clenching his fists behind him): Mmm-Hmm
Kaveri: Papaji!!! Nahar beat me!! No one has ever done that to me.
Narpat: Ya i know, that's why you're such a spoilt brat!
Brijesh: Bhabo!! He beat me up too! His own Bhaisa!! Waaaa!!!
Jiji: Shield me Tara, you've got a crazy family!! Help!!
Tara: Just shut up Jiji, i'm thinking here!
But his worst victim didn't live to tell her story...
Nahar: Let's fight Chandni!
Chandni: Noooooooooo!!!!!!!
Nahar: Oooopsie!
Brijesh: This is getting out of hand, something has to be done. You are a doctor Jiji, what do you suggest?
Tara and Bhabo: Saloni you are wonder-mami....can't you do anything?
Saloni: Nope.
Jiji:Don't mind but there doesn't seem to be a cure for this except one, and you aren't going to like it.
Brijesh: You don't mean we have to beat him up? Do you????
Jiji: Don't mind Brijesh, but you are more gullible than you look. My suggestion is less violent. We have to give him another poisoned ladoo.
Brijesh: But where do we get the poison from?
Jiji: Leave that to me.
That evening the family went to Nahar with poisoned ladoos. He was prisoned in the Purani Dodi.
When they got to Nahar
Bhabo: Here are some ladoos for you to stuff in your mouth!
He fainted once again and woke up several hours later. Everyone was waiting near him anxiously, to see if it worked.
Nahar: What are you all doing here? (in a high-pitched voice)
Everyone is confused as to why he is talking like a girl.
So by eating another ladoo, his urges to beat people were gone, but this time around he was behaving like a girl!!!
Nahar: He He! (shyly)
Jiji: Mission successful!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
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