Chapter 1: Romance!

Well,seeing the recent episodes I think VirMan is used mostly for the comic scenes and they forgot to romance..So this post is how VirManians are gonna teach the current nokh-jokh obsessed VirMan how to romance!😃


VirManians: Hii VirMan..😃We're here to teach you how to romance you no..😃

Virat: Romance...!Aur isske saath...Koi chance nahi...!Please spare us...Humara inki pinki ponki khelne ka time aagaya hai..

Maanvi: Haan Virat...Chalo..Let's go and play...

VirManians: Arrey...Suno toh sahi...Hum itni mushkil se yahan aaya hai...Kanjoos cv's ne bhi humein kuch nahi diya..Phir bhi hum apne paise se tum logon ko sikhane aaye hai...

VirMan: Oh..Ok then..Shuru karo...

VirManians: (thinking)*Thank God!Atleast they agreed to even litsen us..Ab dekho VirManians ki kamal..Iss teaching ke baad yeh log romance bhi karenge..next year bacche bhi karenge😎*

VirMan: Kya soch rahe ho...Kuch bata toh sahi...

VirManians: Okez!Let's start with feelings then...Batao..ki tum logon ko ek doosre ke liye kya feelings hai!?😉

Virat: *who is busy in adjusting his hair*What feelings?

VirManians: Arrey..Woh jo andar ka feelings hain na..Wahi..Jo apne mann mein ek...

Maanvi:*shouts in between* Oye..Andar se yaar aaya..Mujhe ek naya bandar dost mil gayi hai recently..!😃

VirManians: Huh!?Ab yeh bandar kahan se aagaya!?🤔

Virat: Haan...Hum bandar ko tum logon se milvathi hoon...Harami..Idhar aao beta...

*Harami enters...Maanvi hugs the bandar tightly..Virat giving him kiss on his cheeks*

VirManians: 😲(thinking)*Agar yeh log iss bandar se jo pyaar ab dikhata hai,uske 1% show mein ek doosre keliye dikha diya toh show ke TRPs ab aasmaan se upar koi jupitar ya saturn mein pohonch the!Khair...*

Bandar:Hii Aunties..!😃

VirManians:(Thinking)*who aunties you bandar ka baccha*

Maanvi:Kuch kaha ???

VirMainans: Nahi...Hum bas keh rahe thi ki yeh bandar ek nanha sa baccha jaisa lag raha hai..😃

Virat: How's he?He's such a cutie-pie no?😃

VirManians: Haan...Haan..Can we go back to our romance lessons please..!?Humare time kam ho ja rahe hai..!Woh dekho...Sid M is giving us looks...He said next is some important mosquito wala scene hai..which is the high-point in this week's EHM!

Maanvi: Haan...Humbhool gayi...Harami beta..Tum jao...Hum thodi der baad aayenge..aur tab hum milke nokh-jokh karenge!😃

VirManians: Ok..Now..It's always better if you connect with some films to understand about romance..Let us take the case of DDLJ ..the evergreen love story of Raj and Simran!

Maanvi:Arrey Haan...Jis mein Raj aka Shah Rukh Khan style se guitar bajatha hai...Aur kya style se gaana gaa rahe the...Aur kya style se naach rahe the...Aur kya style se...*Maanvi goes on..*

Virat: 🥱

*Half VirManians joined Maanvi in drooling over SRK and half VirManians started drooling over sleeping Virat*😛

Maanvi: *Notices this*Arrey...Tum logon ko sharam nahi aath,mere pati ko iss tarah drool karte!!!

*Virat suddenly got up hearing Maanvi's loud voice*

VirManians: *Wow!She got posessive over Virat!😃..It's a good sigh!😃*Errmm...Sorry Maanvi...We got a little distracted!Ok...Back to our lessons!

Maanvi: Haan..Yeh hui na baath!😊

VirManians:Theory se kuch nahi hua!Waise bhi,practicals are always best for a deep knowledge in the subject..Especially when it is of romance..😃..

VirMan: 🤔

VirManians: Chalo..woh sab chodo...Show us a kiss😎

*VirMan suddenly gets up grinning😃*

VirManian1: (talking among themselves)Mein ne bataya tha na they didn't forget to romance !

VirManian2: Haan..Mein bhi bataya tha..Akhir humari VirMan hai!😎

VirManian3: Dekho ..Kitne excited hai donon kiss karne keliye!😃

VirManinan4: Mujhe yakeen bhi nahi ho raha hai ki humein ek VirMan kiss live mein dekhne ko milega!

VirMan: Kiss karoon???😃

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Authors note😎 :Sorry...Yahan kuch nahi hai..Scroll down a little bit to read the continuation..😃

VirManians: Haan...Iss mein pooch ne wali kya baath hai..Karo na kiss😃

*VirMans grins and then suddenly comes running towards us VirManians for giving us kiss!*😲

VirManians: Yeh kya kar rahe ho!😲...Hum ne tumhein ek doosre keliye kiss dene ko kaha..Humein nahi..!Hum chaahtha hai ki tum log humein kiss karoon..Abhi abhi VirManians ki manzil aur maksat donon tum donon ki romance par ho!😎

Virat: Kiss!?Aur woh bhi iss bandariya ke saath!?😲No chance!!

Maanvi: Oye..Don't call me a bandariya..!

Virat: Agar cv's ne nahi bataye toh mein iss bandariya ke saath kabhi ramonce nahi kar dethi!

Maanvi: Romance!My foot!..Aur tum bandar se!No way!

VirManians:😲

*Bandar walks in innocently eating a khela*

Bandar: Kissi ne mujhe pukara??😃

VirManians:

Bandar: Auntijies..Why are you all tired??Chalo..Eat some banana😊

VirManians: Chalo..VirMan ki romance idea toh flop ho chuki,khana mein hi sahi,kahin par hi top karna nai......Chalo bandar..Let's grab something to eat..

*VirManians walks away with the bandar leaving behind the fighting VirMan*

PS: Wossh!!That was kinda long!😲..Sorry Shravz and Ash..Couldn't wait longer to post it..Going to be a little busy tomorrow!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFL pls post it on sid sir fb page may be he got an idea from and we get to see virman romance luved ur post

@palsman: Thank you yaar!🤗...Sid M mujhe goli maarenge yeh dekh liya toh!🤣

OMG ! Ashu !

Abhi abhi VirManians ki manzil aur maksat donon tum donon ki romance par ho!😎

@Ash: Haan...Yaar...Mein bhi shock mein hoon!😲...Mein mobile se thi...So I didn't know how long it went!!Hayne...Is anyone gonna this lengthy one!??

@Katjaan but its damm funny i cudnt control muah for dis post🤣

chalo meh off to sleep kal even m busy so wont b here much wud scrap u once m ol !