What happens next(16th jan)---- Just for laughs

What happens next(16^th Jan)

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Zoya: Its none of your business what i am doing in this village...village????😕😕😕

Asad:Oh yes village... so you were stalking me.😡😡

Zoya: JPSP you wish, that a girl like me would stalk you wouldn't you, but examine that head of yours. I came into the tractor first so all the stalking was done by you.😡😡

Asad: My car broke down and hence i was forced to take the lift what your excuse.

Zoya: I over-slept. But now that we are here can we fight some goons, have fall-catch romantic moments that we are soo famous for and have that intense eye-lock just to add icing to the cake.😳😃

Asad:**stands in that stand-at ease pose of his and glares*** You only look slim but weigh a ton. I am done lifting/catching you for another couple of episodes. My 6 pack has reduced to 4 pack with all that exertion. My fans are making avis on my body so i have to take care of my packs you know.😳😳

Ayan:Hi there bhai-jaan.😃

Asad: How the hell did you materialise out of think air???😕😕😕

Ayan: Oh I was not supposed to be here??? I see OK then off i go ***abraka dabra... and vanishes****

Zoya: OMG What is wrong with you...Whom are you talking with??? Have you totally lost it??? I knew it now you are having hallucinations and talking to yourself. Let me take care of you and make sure you get back home safely.

Asad: Thanks but no thanks as long as you stay faaar away from me i will be 100% fine.

Zoya:I just happened to catch the latest segment. You are going rock in that reddish sherwani.

Asad: WTH are you talking about??? What is this segment??😕

Zoya: What is wrong with you again... dont you watch TV??? OK never mind. Lets get out of here. ****starts to hum jhala-wala song to herself and practices her steps for the same as Asad thinks she has gone cuckoo*****🤪

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Ayan: I am getting the weird premonition once again... is anyone keeping track of all this???? Yeah i read in the forum that people are doing so. Anyway i am getting this feeling that Bhai-jaan is in trouble. A 5 feet -5 inches(more or less ) of curvy trouble.😆😆😆

Humera: Do you know ammi is planning something big????😃

Ayan: Really??? Is she and your abbu planning to leave the house finally???😆😆😆

Humera: Ofcourse not. We do need our share of villains and vamps in the show, you know.😡😡

Ayan: Oh but we do already have that 'shaitan ki khala' and her brother inspector who fit those roles perfectly.

Humera: So now i got it... all the beatings that you have got from his hand has made you mad that is why you are speaking like this.

Ayan: I always speak like this begam. But for you sher arz hai:

Re mamu re mamu re

Hum to gaye bazaar mein lene ko ,,,mo mo

Mo mo vo mo kuch no mila piche pada maa mo!!!

WAH WAH WAH!!!

Humera: Main mar java. You are sooo bad at this. Anyway care to elope with me.

Ayan: I told you you too need specs like my sister. Asad and zoya are going to elope not us. Read the script properly for heavens sake.😆😆😆

Humera: Who is this Zoya anyway...is the same college-wali or your brother has finally found a girl-friend.😕😕

Ayan: Yes on both counts but i am not supposed to know this and i am not supposed to tell you this either.😉😉😉

Director: Cut cut cut... Ayan stick to the script pleaseee 😡

Episode ends