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BIG BOSS KA PANCHTANTRA TASK EPISODE
BIG BOSS: Yahaan Big Boss dvaara diye gaye kaarye ke anusaar, ghar ke sadasyon ko Panch-tantra ki kahaaniyaan darshaani hain. Pool ke andar Rajeev Magarmachh bane hue hain aur Imam, Bandar bane hue hain, jo Magarmachh ki peeth par sawaar hain,😉----------- aur Rajeev Magarmachh unhein paani ke andar le ke jaa rahe hain!
IMAM BANDAR: Kasam khuda ki Rajeev Bhaiyya, --Sorry-Sorry'Magarmachh bhaiyya, ye kahaan le ke jaa rahe ho mujhe? ---Tayrna nahen aata mujhe bhaai-jaan, gira toh naheen doge?😲
RAJEEV MAGARMACHH: Bandar Bhaai, Chup-chaap baithe raho naa!😡 Ghar le ke jaa raha hoon apni Moti wife Delu Magarmacchh aur Kasturi Mrig jaisi 'dost' Magarmacchh Sana se milwaane!!😉
IMAM BANDAR:😛 Oh wow! I am so excited''.Dheere Dheere tayro Magarmacchh bhaiyya, Allah kasam darr lag raha hai mujhe'😲
BIG BOSS: Rajeev Magarmacchh, Imam Bandar ko lekar, paani ke beechon-beech pahunch chuke hain!😉
IMAM BANDAR: 😛Wow, Rajeev Bhaiyya wow. I just love to be amidst Nature you know. Wow'.beautiful water, beautiful sky, oh wow, clouds bhi hain Rajeev bhaiyya!
RAJEEV MAGARMACCHH (evil lispy voice): Nature ke aathvein ajoobe! Bewakoof Imam Bandar!😡 ----Tujhe main ghar leke jaa raha hoon, kyunki Meri Moti Magarmacchhi Delu ka armaan hai, ki wo Imam Bandar ka Kaleja khaayegi!😈...Aur tera Dil, main apni Dost Sana Magarmachh ko free gift mein doonga!😡
IMAM BANDAR:😕 Ya Allah, kya din dikha raha hai mujhe, -------------ye toh bilkul haque-halaal baat naheen hai Rajeev Bhaiyya!😭 -----------------Maine aapko Devta Magarmacchh samjha aap toh Haivaaniyat pe utar aaye ho. ----------------------Aapko Khuda ka waasta hai Rajeev Bhaiyya,---Mujhe naheen khelna hai ye game-------------------mujhe 50 lakh bhi naheen chaahiye, mujhe footi kaudi bhi naheen chaahiye...ya Allah...😭 ----Mujhe waapas kinaare pe chhod do Rajeev Bhaiyya-----😭 ------Poori tarah se pashe-maan hoon main, aapke kadmon pe qurbaan hoon mai''..😭
RAJEEV MAGARMACCHH: 😡 Chuppp! Chuppp!😡----- Ek ghante se bak-bak, bak bak kar raha hai, kaan paka diye hain mere. Ek dam chupp----CHHAKKE BANDAR!!!!----------------------------(Screams to Delu Magarmacchh)-Delu, main le aaya Imam Bandar ko 😛--------Sana Magarmacchh-----thodi der mein iska tasty heart khaana tum😛''---------aur tum kaleja khana Delu iska, theek hai?
DELNAZ MAGARMACHH: 😈Haan! Aa jao Rajeev, faadam-phaad karenge is Imam Bandar ki! Hehe--hehe-hehehehe!😈
SANA YOUNGER MAGARMACHH: Delu, Bandar ke Dil mein Charbee toh naheen hoti naa? -----------Charbi? Oh Sh*t...Charbi ko English mein kya bolte hain??---😲---------------Haan, haan, fat!--------------Kwink 😆-kwink😆- Kwink 😆------------ Koi baat naheen! Fat hota bhi hai toh ek hafta gym chali jaungi.----wow, Imam bandar ka Dil khaungi------Kwink 😆-kwink😆- Kwink 😆-kwink😆-khronk🐷 -khronk🐷
IMAM BANDAR (screams in excitement):😛 Holy Molly, Rajeev Bhaiyya, wait a second.😛 Did you just say my heart and Liver? 😛---------Mera Dil aur Kaleja khana hai Delnaaz Bhabhi aur Sana Saheli ko? 😛--Haan? -----Haan?? Bolo naa!😲
RAJEEV MAGARMACHH (taken aback):🤔 Haan be Chhakke bandar----..ab dimaag mat khaa!😡
IMAM BANDAR: 😛---Arey toh pehle bataane ka thha naa bhidu? ---------Wo jo kinaare pe Neem ka ped hai naa----------..that Neem tree you see? ----------Uski top waali branch pe main apna heart rakhta hoon and 2 branch neeche Liver! Kasam se.😛
RAJEEV MAGARMACCHH: 😡Bewakoof Bandar, pehle naheen bata sakta thha?😡---------------- It ni der se peeth pe chadha hua hai?...😡----------Abhi main tujhe waapas leke aata hoon. Fauran apna Dil aur Kaleja ped se neeche utaar aur bina ek minute ke deri kiye, waapas aa.😡 ---------------Thodi bhi deri karega toh itna maaroonga, itna maaroonga ---------ki munh bhi utna laal ho jaayega jitni teri back side hai---------chal ab---Bewakoof!!!😡
BIG BOSS VOICE OVER: Magarmachh Rajeev, Imam Bandar ko pool ke kinaare laa chuke hain, aur Imam bhaag kar, Neem ka Ped bane hue Niketan ke kandhe par chadh chuke hain!😉
IMAM BANDAR:🥳 Oye Rajeev Jamoore----.apne gandagi bhare hue kaano ko khol, buddhu band-dimaag ko khol aur dhyaan se sun-----..Tu Chhakka! Tera Baap Chhakka!😡------------(screams out to Delnaaz Magarmachh)----Aur Delu Magarmacchh Moti tu-----------Mera Kaleja khaana chaahti thhi na tu? ---Shaani----Tucchhi 😡-------------------Ye Chelaram jaise daant apne Manhoos Bewakoof Rajeev Magarmacchh pe gada tu-----------------Lahaul-wila -kuvvat, ---------Khuda ka laakh laakh shukr hai, ab jaake maine tum logon ka asli Chehra dekha-------------Kaleja hi khana hai toh woh jo tere bagal mein leyti hui hai-----------.wo------jo tere is Magarmachh Pati pe dore daal rahi hai----woh Sana Maam 😡----uska kaleja khaa tu Moti-----Aur Sana Maam, -----chal chal Matki phod 😈--------aap khaali ye Rajeev magarmacchh jaise jaahil ka Dil-Dimaag khaa sakti ho!------Imam Bandar ka Dil khaane ke liye jigra chaahiye jigra!...Arey hata saawan ki ghata----------------------(starts remembering Sapna Bandariya)----------Haaye Meri pyaari Sapna Bandariya!😕 -------Kyun chali gayi re tu? 😕-------Meri tarah sathiyayi hui hai magar tu asli hai re, ye sab naqli!😭
BIG BOSS: Big Boss ke ghar mein, aaj Panch-Tantra-----PUNCH-TANTRA ka kissa ban ke reh gaya! Kya aane waale dino mein ye PUNCH, Mahabharat ko janm denge? 😉
Jhelte rahiye, ye Manhoos Programme'Big Baas!!!🤢
Anupamaa
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