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Virman OS MY hubby
To my dear British and Indian friends, football in my OS does not mean soccer and NFL stands for National Football League. Please proceed.
"Hun, can you pick up the phone?" Manvi screamed as she dashed to the door muttering something about marrying a useless guy.
"Hold on one sec." She rushed in to pick up the phone which was ringing continuously for the past few minutes.
Panting she answered, "Hello."
The person on the other line sounded worried, "Manvi what happened? Are you in a hurry to go somewhere?"
"No mom gimme a sec please."
She took the pizza from the delivery boy, "Keep the change. Have a good day."
"Phew yes mom I'm here."
The laundry machine started beeping and announced 'washing complete.'
"Looks like the laundry is done. Let me put it in the washer real quick mom."
"So mom how are you? By the way when are you planning to visit?" She asked while putting the washed clothes in the dryer.
"Maybe next month. Anyways why are you doing the housework all by yourself? What is my useless son doing?"
Manvi turned her head to her husband busy watching a football game.
"Oh please don't ask. NFL has begun, his eyes are pretty much glued to the tv."
"Virat here is your juice."
She literally had to shake him to get his attention and even after that he took the glass without so much as a glance towards her.
Virat's mom laughed at her son's obsession with football. "Beta I'm so sorry you have to deal with this."
"Don't worry about it. He will pay the price for it."
"I'll let you finish up your work. Call me when you are free and when my son is over his obsession."
Manvi laughed and answered, "Then I won't be able to call you for the next hundred years. Take care, I'll call you around noon tomorrow."
"Done." She sat on the couch next to him and wrapped her hands around his shoulder.
"Virat." She nudged him but no response.
I know exactly how to get your attention.
"Mmm Tom Brady looks so hot. I could eat him up." She said hiding her smile.
Virat finally looked at her, "What?"
"Nothing you watch your game, I'll look at the hot players." She winked at him.
"Your hot husband is right in front of you and you are gawking at these players?" He was jealous.
"If you can stare at them all morning then why can't I?"
"I was just about to turn off the TV. We still have all day." He said naughtily.
She got up clearly aware of his intentions. "No way Virat. I want to go shopping."
"Shopping?" He pulled her on his lap and stroked her cheeks. He moved his hands towards her hips and kissed her collarbone.
She pushed him away but failed to get off his lap. "Are you taking me or not?"
He smirked and mischievously looked at her, "I will but under one condition."
"What?"
He kissed her neck and replied, "You will have to let me in the fitting room."
She couldn't pretend to be mad at him anymore. He always did this, made her laugh even when she was extremely pissed off.
Seeing her struggling to hide her smile he added, "hassi toh phassi."
He picked her up swiftly in his arms.
"Virat nooo I want to go out and have fun."
"Oh don't worry baby we will have plenty of fun, just not outside." He winked at her to which she blushed deeply.
Another random OS. Well it helped keep my mind off the recent crime in Delhi and I wish it'll distract you too for sometime from whatever that is troubling you at the moment.
Oh btw my apologizes for sending out the wrong pm- I meant to send out one for jealousy but ended up sending out for OS mistake. my heads a mess right now- too many OSs and FFs and SSs, its hard to keep track.
P.S. hassi toh phassi is a line guys use in India a lot. I hope I used it right.
