What happens today:(20thdec)
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Taiji:(self-thought) Oh! this lady has pushed me into this corner behind the curtain.Who does she think she is???Owch! and what is her hand doing there behind me??š”
Bua:(self-thought)Oh ! this lady had to be pushed into this corner behind the curtain.Who does she think she is?? Calling us thieves and then stingy,some nerve !!! And why is my hand itching so much ???š
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After the petal shower and mini-suprise-celebration:
Taiji(coming out from behind the curtain): Badhayee ho badhayee ho !!! I thought i would be surprising you with my visit but i find i am the one who is SHOCKED.My Pappu is alive, living and breathing standing in front of us and these people have told me that he is DEAD ??? And how does that Aarti go and do PUNAR VIVAH with my Pappu still alive ????
Prashanth signals to all that she is crazy. CRAZY
All nod head and understand and humor the lady.š
Sattu: Bhabhi when did you drop by and Hello to you too ! Long time no see.š²
Shobha: Pranam Bhabhi nice to see you after 6 long years.How ever did you find us. We had taken so much care when we left Indore,so that nobody could trace us, and yet HERE YOU ARE ???š²
Taiji:Oh it was not easy believe me ! But why you are trying to distract me?? Why are these people saying Pappu is dead. Answer me, answer me !!š”
Prashanth:But i am not Pappu Auntyji my name is Prashanth i am Dubeyji's childhood friend's son.
Taiji:What ???Of course you are Prashanth whom i lovingly call Pappu. I can spot my Pappu from a mile away. If you are NOT Pappu then I am queen Victoria.
Prashanth:Believe me i am not Pappu. Who would keep such a name anyway?? I do believe Pappu had 5 fingers in his left hand where as i have 5 fingers in my right, also check the shoes,my lace are tied which proves beyond reasonable doubt that i am not Pappu.
(Shobha and Dubey start applauding )ššš
SP to Taiji:As interesting it is,and as much as we can keep debating who is who and who is alive or dead but this is not the time for it. Look at the young people here who are dressed to their ninnies to have a good time.
Sattu: Yes bhabhi why dont we have this discussion next week. Btw have you had your mental ... err ...sorry medication ??? Please do not forget to take those. And now if you will excuse us, i, Shobha and Prashanth have to go and change our clothes too.
SP:So be good and sit at the extreme corner of the room. Maya keep your new BFF company would you ??
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Aarti: Thank GOD no one believed that old hag!! How dare she come all of sudden and try to steal my thunder.I have been baiting the audience with my secret since the show began so only i get to tell the truth.Plus we have already aired the promo which showed me outing the truth.So nobody messes with that !
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Pratik: Bhaiya are you ready for Pyaar hua-- ekraar hua ???
Yash: But Pratik i do not know the lyrics and myself and Aartiji did not get a chance to practice. We were busy getting lost in each other,lifting albums and giving decorators to the 3-pin plug.
Pratik: Get real bhaiya !!! Everyone knows we are going to put a tape behind and you just need to lip-sync. Even during raabta song you were playing guitar during the piano section of the song.So you are fooling no one here.
Yash: Trust you to burst my bubble, Pratik.
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Bua: Hello there. Myself Maya naam toh suna hi hoga.
Taiji:Myself ---- (CVs have not given me a name yet)
Bua: So what's you line ???
Taiji: LINE????
Bua: You know your signature dialogue. Mine is "Mere Bhagwan Ki Kasam", whats yours ???
Taiji: (CVs are working on that one too)
Bua: So you don't like Aarti haan ?? That means you and I will get along as a house on fire.
Taiji:Look here Lady, i am still recovering from the shock of seeing my living-dead nephew Pappu so just buzz-off for now.But leave your card behind we can catch up later.
Oh i almost forgot i have to say what i said in the precap;
LISTEN PEOPLE I WILL MAKE SURE PAPPU GETS HIS RIGHTS.
Humpf there i said it, now i can have some juice.
All : WTH IS SHE TALKING ABOUT !!