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Posted: 12 years ago

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Teacher : Pappu why are you late today?

Pappu : On the way to school, I saw that someone is searching for his 100 rupees note.

Teacher : Good pappu. Its good that you helped him finding his cash. I appreciate you.

Pappu : Actually I was standing on that note, till that guy leave.

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Originally posted by: nikkitta
Teacher : Pappu why are you late today?
Pappu : On the way to school, I saw that someone is searching for his 100 rupees note.
Teacher : Good pappu. Its good that you helped him finding his cash. I appreciate you.
Pappu : Actually I was standing on that note, till that guy leave.

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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"You're so ugly that when you go to the zoo you need two tickets - one to get in and one to get out."

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Sergeant: What were you before you joined the army? Private: Happy, sir.

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"Will the band play anything I ask them to?" "Certainly, sir." "Well, ask them to play chess."

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Boss: You're late again this morning. Intern: I overslept. Boss: You sleep at home, too?

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Posted: 12 years ago

Customer: I'd like to try on that dress in the window. Clerk: Sorry, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

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