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Twinkle Twinkle Fake Falling Star
How I wonder where the hell you always are
Up above the serial world so high
Like a diamond in the lover worlds sky
Twinkle twinkle fake falling star
How I wonder why you never fall for us
Adab *purrs seductively*. Have you earthlings ever encountered a falling star? In the 20 years I have resided in this universe, never have I seen a bloody falling star. In fact if it hadn't been for romantic movies, I would have never even known the existence of a star falling. Well if you ask me, that's just down right unfair. Why is it that EVERY lover has a connection with stars and miserable loners like me cannot even SEE stars due to my horrible eyesight! I have reached the conclusion that the stars are equally as biased as the winds. Clearly these dramas have a different type of wind and star whereas we are ripped off with downmarket versions. I scream KYUN! Why this injustice!
Do we not pay enough tax? Surely we are entitled to have more falling stars and winds at our disposal. š³
You know what stuff the wind and stars, the universe of soap dramas have an entirely different solar system to begin with! First and foremost there is ample amount of winds provided for the legendary-star-crossed-pretty-named couples but the remaining population are fanning themselves and sweating like sumo wrestlers.
Alright granted that so far there has not been a wind sequence BUT-eh let me assure you that I am predicting that in the near future, Zoya will be experiencing the high marketed winds which will guarantee that her hair will stay perfectly in place and that her skirt will not eventually end up covering her face. Unlike us miserable specimens of humanity, the winds are not too kind. Surely it' is because we are considered not pretty enough to be treated kindly by the weather. Chances are more likely that if a wind sequence does occur in reality, our hair will be raped into tangles and our skirts will fly up revealing unshaven legs. *Yawn* Don't act outraged, you have had those lazy unshaven bristling leg-hair moments. š¤£
OR OR OR maybe worse if you are wearing a sari. Whilst the heroines sari's always fly up attractively revealing an amazingly perfect figure, us poor people would not even have time to suck in our stomach when a gust of wind breezes like a tornado!
ER I got carried away and went off topic. Now where was I? Ah yes the The curious case of the falling star. Don't you find it cliche and hilarious that all the heroines have this creepy fetish for the solar system. Apparently Aishwarya Rai had chand chupa badal mein and boy did she HIDE for good. Poor Salman Khan lost her in the Ajay Devgan Badal! We have heroines and heroes confessing their love for each other to the moon first before they even bloody say it to one another. I mean surely the moon is not interested and ain't gonna get you no where in your relationship life if you are forever confessing your eternal love to a moon.
The hero is ALWAYS flattering and trying to pick up the girl with his corny moon dialogues.
Hero: People say that the moon is the most beautiful but I disagree, do you know why?
Heroine: (acting dumb) no why? *whispers* (I enter the screen and knock both of them out with a cooking pan).
Hero: Because standing before me is someone more beautiful than the moon. How can they say the moon is the most beautiful, moon peh dagh hai but there is no dagh on you.
Oh shut up you. Freaking liar. š³
Like every other soap drama couple, Zoya & Asad have the star connection now. Following that episode onwards, every time they see a falling star than they will remember the fall and catch scene. I'm sorry but that scene made me laugh my Kim Kardashian buttocks off! L M F A O!
How convenient that the falling star decided to appear WHEN she fell into his muscular arms.
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But forget the whole falling into his arms fiasco. Can someone explain to me why the girls are always so fascinated with watching the stars. The only thing I can think of when I'm staring at the stars is that if one of them falls, we will be crushed to death. NO romantic notions whatsoever. In fact I've even had a conversation about stars with a guy. I didn't mention how it sparkles in the moonlight and how my ancestors have become stars and that the prettiest one is my relative. PFT if someone said that to me, I'd get offended.
'Excuse me but are you trying to say that the less sparkly and uglier star is related to me then?' š¤
Instead I scared the living daylights out of him. I told him that the stars appear so small but in reality they are so big that if one falls then we are DEAD, crushed to death to be specific.
Quite romantic eh? š¤£
I thought so too. But I wonder why he ended up slowly walking away instead of proclaiming his eternal love for me. š¤
So whats the jist with it? Does talking about stars soften the bad grumpy wolf? Are us heroines seen in a different light after we talk about the stars? Is that the method to make a spot in the rich guys heart? Is it even normal to casually talk about stars? Hell is it a common thing to go out in the middle of the night to catch a falling star? If I were alone in the middle of the night in a park, I'll be shitting my pants looking over my shoulders paranoid that a ghost will enter my body and turn me into the Exorcism of Emily Rose. The chances of me being possessed and twirling my head around and bending to walk backwards on the grass is more likely than encountering a good looking guy with amazing fingers to catch me when I fall.
*Sigh* What a sad life I live in.
Regards
SamiraTheStarlessOne
How I wonder where the hell you always are
Up above the serial world so high
Like a diamond in the lover worlds sky
Twinkle twinkle fake falling star
How I wonder why you never fall for us
Adab *purrs seductively*. Have you earthlings ever encountered a falling star? In the 20 years I have resided in this universe, never have I seen a bloody falling star. In fact if it hadn't been for romantic movies, I would have never even known the existence of a star falling. Well if you ask me, that's just down right unfair. Why is it that EVERY lover has a connection with stars and miserable loners like me cannot even SEE stars due to my horrible eyesight! I have reached the conclusion that the stars are equally as biased as the winds. Clearly these dramas have a different type of wind and star whereas we are ripped off with downmarket versions. I scream KYUN! Why this injustice!
Do we not pay enough tax? Surely we are entitled to have more falling stars and winds at our disposal. š³
You know what stuff the wind and stars, the universe of soap dramas have an entirely different solar system to begin with! First and foremost there is ample amount of winds provided for the legendary-star-crossed-pretty-named couples but the remaining population are fanning themselves and sweating like sumo wrestlers.
Alright granted that so far there has not been a wind sequence BUT-eh let me assure you that I am predicting that in the near future, Zoya will be experiencing the high marketed winds which will guarantee that her hair will stay perfectly in place and that her skirt will not eventually end up covering her face. Unlike us miserable specimens of humanity, the winds are not too kind. Surely it' is because we are considered not pretty enough to be treated kindly by the weather. Chances are more likely that if a wind sequence does occur in reality, our hair will be raped into tangles and our skirts will fly up revealing unshaven legs. *Yawn* Don't act outraged, you have had those lazy unshaven bristling leg-hair moments. š¤£
OR OR OR maybe worse if you are wearing a sari. Whilst the heroines sari's always fly up attractively revealing an amazingly perfect figure, us poor people would not even have time to suck in our stomach when a gust of wind breezes like a tornado!
ER I got carried away and went off topic. Now where was I? Ah yes the The curious case of the falling star. Don't you find it cliche and hilarious that all the heroines have this creepy fetish for the solar system. Apparently Aishwarya Rai had chand chupa badal mein and boy did she HIDE for good. Poor Salman Khan lost her in the Ajay Devgan Badal! We have heroines and heroes confessing their love for each other to the moon first before they even bloody say it to one another. I mean surely the moon is not interested and ain't gonna get you no where in your relationship life if you are forever confessing your eternal love to a moon.
The hero is ALWAYS flattering and trying to pick up the girl with his corny moon dialogues.
Hero: People say that the moon is the most beautiful but I disagree, do you know why?
Heroine: (acting dumb) no why? *whispers* (I enter the screen and knock both of them out with a cooking pan).
Hero: Because standing before me is someone more beautiful than the moon. How can they say the moon is the most beautiful, moon peh dagh hai but there is no dagh on you.
Oh shut up you. Freaking liar. š³
Similarly
Like every other soap drama couple, Zoya & Asad have the star connection now. Following that episode onwards, every time they see a falling star than they will remember the fall and catch scene. I'm sorry but that scene made me laugh my Kim Kardashian buttocks off! L M F A O!
How convenient that the falling star decided to appear WHEN she fell into his muscular arms.
š¤£š¤£š¤£
But forget the whole falling into his arms fiasco. Can someone explain to me why the girls are always so fascinated with watching the stars. The only thing I can think of when I'm staring at the stars is that if one of them falls, we will be crushed to death. NO romantic notions whatsoever. In fact I've even had a conversation about stars with a guy. I didn't mention how it sparkles in the moonlight and how my ancestors have become stars and that the prettiest one is my relative. PFT if someone said that to me, I'd get offended.
'Excuse me but are you trying to say that the less sparkly and uglier star is related to me then?' š¤
Instead I scared the living daylights out of him. I told him that the stars appear so small but in reality they are so big that if one falls then we are DEAD, crushed to death to be specific.
Quite romantic eh? š¤£
I thought so too. But I wonder why he ended up slowly walking away instead of proclaiming his eternal love for me. š¤
So whats the jist with it? Does talking about stars soften the bad grumpy wolf? Are us heroines seen in a different light after we talk about the stars? Is that the method to make a spot in the rich guys heart? Is it even normal to casually talk about stars? Hell is it a common thing to go out in the middle of the night to catch a falling star? If I were alone in the middle of the night in a park, I'll be shitting my pants looking over my shoulders paranoid that a ghost will enter my body and turn me into the Exorcism of Emily Rose. The chances of me being possessed and twirling my head around and bending to walk backwards on the grass is more likely than encountering a good looking guy with amazing fingers to catch me when I fall.
*Sigh* What a sad life I live in.
Regards
SamiraTheStarlessOne
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