Dialogues of the YEAR

• Kya business hai apka? Trading Trading... Invest koyi nai hai.. profit hi profit hai
• Sir, rate bhaada do mera... Bhen da takka!
• Ghar pe baithe baithe baap baan raha hun mein
• Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchan jaata hu.. Aise DNA aryan race ke dekhe gaaye hain..tu pure aryan race hai..aryan puttar hai Bhenchod!
• Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho, heart naam ki bhi ek cheeze hoti hai.. what about Love.
• Poori Delhi mein sirf do hi toh cheezein modern hain, ek Delhi ki metro aur doosri app
• Pechle 2 mahene mein 4 bar case kar chuka hai client mujh par, kyunki unke baache ne mama papa kehna bhi nahi seekha hai.. Maa Di Bhen Di gaaliyan nikal da hai.. DK or BK Gose bhag pata ni ki karda rehnda hai
• Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya phen, load na le asar pade ga sperm pe.
• Are you single? Confirm karke affair karege kya!
• I love kids. You love kids? Mein bhi toh Kid hii hun.
• Eh kaam legal hai, aaj se hi nahi.. Mahabharat ki time se..jananiyon ke jaab baache nai hote the toh rishi muniyon ko bulwa lete the.. baba aulad nai hai... babe ne ki kitta, tathastu kitta... Hogiya
• Next time twice, thoda toh deke jaa.
• Ab tune aacha kamana shuru kar diya hai, ab tu shaadi kar le...Aaj bologe shaadi karo, kaal peeche pad jaoge ki baacha paida karo... ab baat jaab saari baache ki hi hai, woh toh mein bina shaadi ke bhi kar saakta hun.

Originally posted by: XVIRUS

"I f**k those who f**ks with me"
"Confidence se bolo to industry jooth ko bhi sach man leti hain"
"My name is Vidya Bagchi ..V"..Ok Bidya madam
"Tum kya leke aye ho ..kya leke jayoge ..rahega to sirf ek naam Kancha"

What are the others?