ktlk ki samazi-un samazi baten [fun post]

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Posted: 12 years ago
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peechhle hafte ke episode dekhe nahi the toh ab net par dekhe to kuchh samaze kuchh bina samaze kisse samne aaye,toh pesh hai mera confusionwala post,jo shayad aapko bhi confuse kar de! Yeh ktlk me pehele cokies dikhaye jate the jiske bade bade dabbe aate the,ab khushi churati hai to woh Britania Marie gold,aur ghar me nani ne bhi khilaya khushi ko Britania Marie God,kyon?sab diet par ho kya?Nidhi ko Ashutosh ne kaha hoga ki ab thoda wajan kam karo,us din uthaya tha to hil bhi nahi pa raha tha. Haye me mar jawa khushi ke artist khandan pe! mama aur mami to Taj Mehal ke bagicheme sajane layak. Dono Bunty aur Bubli.Ashutosh chhodke nikla nahi ki pan khaneka man hua mami ka,haye jeebh to mirchi jaise lal hai uspar pan se aur lal karegi.Khushi ek train se nikali,dusre chalte train me chadh gai,aur agle station pe utar bhi gai.Samaz me nahi aaya woh yeh,ki Flateform ticket ya journey ticket ke siwa use bahar aane kaise diya Darwaje pe khade TC ne! Khudabakhsho ke liye alag jagah hoti hai kya? khudabaksha matlab bina ticket safar karnewalo ke liye. Ashutosh antic piece hai! Nidhi ne bachaya khushi ko,kitne fakar se keh raha tha,koi use yaad dilayeki Nidhi bhi khade me gir gai thi,uska insurance hai kya?uskee koi fikar nahi.Khushi ko chot aayi,aur nidhi ko kharoch bhi nahi.aati toh ashutosh dekhbhal toh karta? nidhi ko gadde se bahar aate humne nahi dekha,lekin najdeek se ek foot se kude dekha woh kyta tha?Jab itna bada pathar gir raha tha,toh khushi khadi khadi kya kar rahi thi?popcorn ke maje loot rahi thi kya? Khushi ki nani aayi tabse marne ki baat kar rahi thi,maine to soch liya ki yeh khushi ko kisike sir ka sirdard banake jayegi yeh budhiya.Main kitne din jeeungi?aap jaise log hi badi lambi umar jeete hai.humare ktlk me BB jinda hai,beti nahi rahi.CV jinda hai biwi nahi rahi. Nidhi aur Khushi ko green enviornment ka chaska laga hai,yeh chaska humare chaska meter pe lagaiye,daudega aur ktlk no 1 pe aayega.Jab dekho tab green,aur woh bhi jungle me.Sab green green ho gaye to ped paudhome aashutosh aapko pehchanega kaise? socho,socho Dimag ho toh,jo humare pas nahi hai,tabhi toh aise post banate hai MN me Khushi ki tang khichneme sab ki mastery dikhayi,nidhi kehtehi hai Mithai ka exchange hai,halwaiyoka tyohar hai,BB kehete hai,Roshni nahi dal sakta kyonki amawas hai.ghar me diye nahi hai kya? amawas hai,toh diye ki roshni me keh sakte hai.Aur taash kis cheej se khele jate hai,badam se?1000 rs kilo badam hai,koi samne badam pade ho aur na khaye aisa to peheli baar dekha hai.Ashutosh Nidhi se keheta hai ki tum muzse 18 saal chhoti ho,such baat hai tabhi to serial unique hai.. Is deewali me Ashutosh aur Nidhi ne hume yeh sikhaya ki Nidhi ke pas dil hai aur Ashutosh ke pas dimag hai.toh Nidhi MBBS 14 th rank copy karke pas kiya.Aur Ashutosh ne Nidhi se dimag se pyar kiya...confusion hi confusion hai,solution ka pata nahi
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Is deewali me Ashutosh aur Nidhi ne hume yeh sikhaya ki Nidhi ke pas dil hai aur Ashutosh ke pas dimag hai.toh Nidhi MBBS 14 th rank copy karke pas kiya.Aur Ashutosh ne Nidhi se dimag se pyar kiya...confusion hi confusion hai,solution ka pata nahi😆


So interesting yarr
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: ariyadasa

Is deewali me Ashutosh aur Nidhi ne hume yeh sikhaya ki Nidhi ke pas dil hai aur Ashutosh ke pas dimag hai.toh Nidhi MBBS 14 th rank copy karke pas kiya.Aur Ashutosh ne Nidhi se dimag se pyar kiya...confusion hi confusion hai,solution ka pata nahi😆



So interesting yarr

Thanks ariyadasa
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Last para ekdum dhaasoo yaar.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: lee_Ashni

Last para ekdum dhaasoo yaar.

thanks lee ashni
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Posted: 12 years ago
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I always like your concluding notes
Is deewali me Ashutosh aur Nidhi ne hume yeh sikhaya ki Nidhi ke pas dil hai aur Ashutosh ke pas dimag hai.toh Nidhi MBBS 14 th rank copy karke pas kiya.Aur Ashutosh ne Nidhi se dimag se pyar kiya...
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: rajanigandha26

I always like your concluding notes

Is deewali me Ashutosh aur Nidhi ne hume yeh sikhaya ki Nidhi ke pas dil hai aur Ashutosh ke pas dimag hai.toh Nidhi MBBS 14 th rank copy karke pas kiya.Aur Ashutosh ne Nidhi se dimag se pyar kiya...

thanks rajani for liking my npost
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Posted: 12 years ago
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👏 Superb summary of entire week Alkaben!!! Truly hilarious post!! Loved the concluding paragraph: dil and dimaag wala...excellent lines!!! 😃 Really missed u on forum the whole last week... great to see you back with a bang!!!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: ttrocks

👏 Superb summary of entire week Alkaben!!! Truly hilarious post!! Loved the concluding paragraph: dil and dimaag wala...excellent lines!!! 😃 Really missed u on forum the whole last week... great to see you back with a bang!!!

thank you tupu,i also missed you all a lot
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dono Bunty aur Bubli.🤣
Is deewali me Ashutosh aur Nidhi ne hume yeh sikhaya ki Nidhi ke pas dil hai aur Ashutosh ke pas dimag hai.toh Nidhi MBBS 14 th rank copy karke pas kiya.🤣
Hilarious Alkaben..👏

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