V: Dammit Maanvi! Why can't you just make out with me already?

M: I want to! But baby, there are kids watching our show, with their parents and grandparents sitting beside them. How can we possibly corrupt their young minds with our fiery romance?

V: Well, I know exactly how to keep it fiery and appropriate for audiences.

V: *blurs the screen with burning candles*

Smart move Viraat!
Thanks for saving us from the vicious glares of our elders!