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ilove99

@ilove99

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Posted: 12 years ago

Chain se sona hai toh jag jaiye!!A hazardous condition has come to our world!

Suddenly the population of all hot men start decreasing & children start increasing.Everybody shouted where all men r gone & thn frm heaven God replied woh aa gayi.Haan haan woh aa gayi. The gal who can rape any hot man wid her eyes,the one who is known 4 looting izzat of men in their clothes itself.The hungry gal who is Man eater.Yes 2day tht man eater was born in this world

Any guesses?

Come on

Jab bhi woh koi ladka dekhe

uska dil bhi bole le ole ole

Ladka dekha, muh se sitti, baje haath se taali

aa gayi ladko ko khani wali

Now any guesses?

Yes u all right she is

Tamz our fav man eater who either eat man or our brain :P😆

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shrish (muttering to herself) - " When I walk in the spot, this is what I see,Everybody stops and they staring at me I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...I'm sexy and I know it"

Meera - (aside) crazy girl 😳

shrish -(folding her sleeves, comes towards meera with a bat ) u called me crazy!

meer- chal phut , tujhe kisi ne nahi bola 🥱 i was cursing some one else

shrish- haan toh theek hai (starts leaving but meera holds her by collar and makes her sit)eh...dude , what's the problem!!!!

meer- iss tamanna ka toh kuch karna padega!!!!!

shrish - uska toh naam mat le!!!!

meer- ab tujhe kya hua

shrish - usne pehle anu, then chaudhry babu and now sarina cheen li!!

meer- sarina 😲 ye kab hua!!!

shrish -pata nahi...list choti pad rahi thi toh daal diya 😳 but she is now daloing dore on rk babua!!!!

but tujhe kya hua!!

Meera- Arey yaar wahi tamanna & her love.😡

Shrishti-Ab kaun sa bakra le aayi

Meera-Arey now she is saying dean is my pati & abhi Varun dhawan pai bhi line maarne lagi hai issliye all gals wnt 2 kill her for not letting thm drool on 1 single guy + Population count karne wale bhi dukhi hai coz of 1000000... pati & 10000000000---- bache

Shrishti-Arey baap re so kya uske bache abhi tak count nhi huye?😲

Meera- Nhi na.Govt is still going mad.They r saying agar issi k bache gine mai time waste kiya toh bakiyo ko kab ginenge ?😭

Shrishti- So wht tamana has 2 say abt all this?😕

Meera- Oh she is jst singing nursery poem

Twinkle Twinkle little star

Mere saree pati hai bekar

issliye main chahon new variety har baar

I have babies more thn stars :P

Shrishti- So u mean evn tamz have no idea abt her babies & patis?😲😆

Meera- Yes she is saying raat gayi baat gayi & now in every orphanage iska ek puppy ghoom rha hota hai.Now wht u have 2 say ?

Shrishti- All I can say 'Tamz tum nai janam kyun liya ?'🤢😡

chakku enters panting -To steal my ramdev baba!!!! 😡

both gals look at her in shock - eww!!!!!!!!woh bhi!!

Cont...

[siggi credit:--Shivu-- (Glimpz Creations) ]

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@SheDevil

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Posted: 12 years ago

chakz - yeah. and jab my poor babua didn't give her any bhav she sent him to jail...

shrish - hain 😕

chakz starts telling her dukh bhari ishtory - haan!!

ramleela maidan ka toh sirf bahana tha

asal mein baba ko tamz badla jo chukana tha

meer- toh ab?

chakz - let us kidnap her pati's!😃

but at this shrish and meer started laughing - jjo itni badi India mein fit nahi hote, tu unhe kidnap kar k rakhegi kahan? 😕

Cari who was peeping inside till now , comes out suddenly and gives a suggestion - how about antarctic desert?

threesome- ** faceplam **

"Lets hire Don,ACP Jai Dixit (Dhoom ka Abhi :P) , Robot Ranji,and jodi breakers!" someone suggested and everybody thought to give it a try...

Result : Tamz k total hubbies-1000000... and 10000-----bacche

Don - killed 3465 hubbies...( Ha!This don is BigB off course!)

Jai dixit - arrested 2 of her baccha's while they were doing Olala under traffic signals with Aiyya girl Rani mukherji (seriously!!with rani!?)

And Robot - well,claps for him!! He succeeded in killing all the Mosquitoes around tamz's house and getting a real pappi from Tamzie darling!

Conclusion - Don ko pakadna left hand ka khel hai, Jai ko kela banana chat k sath wala bhel hai, robot ko machchar se dur bhagana by god heart fail hai and tamz ke patiyon na amar hone nakshatron ka mel hai.😉😆😆

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Resh

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Posted: 12 years ago

Lets celebrate this auspicious darawana divas😆😆😆

Happy Birthday Tamz

Birthday Glitter Graphics and Scraps for Orkut, Myspace, Facebook, Hi5, Tagged

Tamz ka chikni chameli dance

LOL Food & beverages ki koi zaroorat nhi hai coz she only eat men😆

PS-May God bless u wid health,wealth,love &peace.Have a rocking year ahead😳

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ilove99

@ilove99

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Posted: 12 years ago

^ So,finally you know...our halkat gal was born on this day creation a havoc over the men 😳

And hilao-ing our Earth by her HUGE population of babies who are still confused about their fathers...

And to look more deeply here the condition of men is more pitiful as bachelors are trying to save their izzat from this man eater while men married to tamz are still confused which baby they gave birth to?????

Yes!

you read it write..."they are confused abt the babies they gave birth"

Well,you wanna ask does tamz do nothing??

Aree ...tammy is so busy is flirting,and running after boyz!How can she sit and pamper all those 10000... kids huh?!!?

So now wish this man eater gal happy bday na!

After all men don't remember anything so her 7686709...hubbies must have forgotten!!

So cum'on bacha log!now you all wish this bechari ,dukhiyari, abla nari!!

:::HAPPY BIRTHDAYTAMZ:::

For you and all your hubbies and babies!😉

bole toh... Ab tak ka sath mubark ho😆

**Speakers ONN kariyo**

Aaa gayi hai hamari halkat haseena,chikni chameeli ;)

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Posted: 12 years ago

To the most Useless Kutti Kameeni Chudail 😳

Yeh tere liye nahin it's for your friends

Yeh bhi tere liye nahin it's for me... as I love Ferrero Raffaello

Yeh tere liye hai

And as I know you love eating... yeh le khaa le jee bhar ke 😆

Ab khaa li hai toh see your gifts...

Nice gift na.. I know 😉 Ab jaaldi se thanks bol and use it...

Chal saath mein kuch aur bhi hai... 😛

Now time for some fun... GUYS time for Tammy's mazak udao...

We all know how daring she is... Dare mein she even declared that Vivian Dsena is her brother 😲 And one of her friend publicly proved it...

Now let's see what more daring things she did...

At night when we are bored... We love to spam... yah phir we love to do crazy stuffs... Like this once I asked her if she can spam the first 2 pages of this forum only with emoticons... And chudail sach much did it 😲 That too only with emoticons... See the proof... Now you can even go and check the topics

Once she also went to spam Madhubala CC and there me and Shrish bajaoyed her by making people believe that she is a psycho mad... It was around 1 or 2am so there was only one member I guess... couldn't enjoy to the fullest... but even that member started believing us...

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/madhubala-ek-ishq-ek-junoon/3139415/madhubala-ek-ishq-ek-junoon-chit-chat-16?pn=17

Enjoy from page 17 to 20 So bach ke rehna from chudail Tammy 😉

Chal Tammy we know you are sad that I didn't gift you your 574341548645475th husband... toh yeh le 😆

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incognito.

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Posted: 12 years ago

A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY Tamz 😃

Haye , Its our SPAMMING QUEEN'S BIRTHDAY 🥳

May you have many more tamz 😳

I really miss those days when I used to spam Vivian's AT along with you 😆 Well, It was Vivian's AT but what we used to do was fight for vivian 🤣 my besharami and all 🤣 I ended up making you vivian's sis and look now vivian is mine well, ek baat bataho ,I did a contract with Tanu and Prii , Vivian is OUR hubby 😳 So I got two sautaans 🤣 tere bahi ke 3 wifes hain 🤣 but he loves me a lot ☺️

Once again A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🤗

Gift 😳

I hope you liked it 😳

xoxo

Somi

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Nitya

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Happyy Birthdayy Phamous Maneater Tamanna! 🥳 for the first time i called u by ur full name! 😲 🤣 🤣 ab mai kya kahu? 😳 Tera sara sach toh Meera aur Shrish ne khol hi dia hai! 😆 ab isse zada kuch reveal krdia toh gaaliyoon ke sath dande leke tu India bhi pohonch sakti hai!! 🤣 🤣 chal enjoy this day loads loads and loads !! 😳 ohh i know ur alredy enjoying! 🤣 pls dnt ask for more hubbies on ur bday !! 🤣 hum logon ke lie ladke nhi bachenge fir aur ladkiyon pe hm mare ese toh hum hai nahi! 😛 Stay Blessed Always !! 😆 Vese tu itne saal blessed hi toh rahi hai jo 18 saal ki umar me itne saare pati bana lie !!! 🤣 19 saal ho gaye aaj apko iss duniya me kadam rakhe hue aur duniya ke ladkon ko khaate hue! 😆 Enjoy the last yr of ur teenage !! 😛 Here's a Cake for u 😳😳😳

dnt expect a chocolate cake from my side coz m different aur me tere daant kharab nhi karna chahti !! 🤣 🤣

Ab mai teko kya gift dun? teri bday siggie me kis kisko fit karu mai? u love almost every guy! 🤣 🤣 OK on a serious note though i am never serious 😆, Gift u ll get it late coz my PC's Net isnt working and i have by mistakedly deleted my PS !! 😛 so wait for ur gift as ur getting it very late from my side !! 😆

Bas isse zada badi wish likhdi toh tu padegi hi nahi! 😆 so am done !! 😛 Jus wanna say tht stay as u r always !! bas thode ladke chod de apne doston ke lie bhi aur kuch nhi !! 😆

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Posted: 12 years ago

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OKAY...so ye baat hai...the Birth Day of the great maneater of forum...

vaise apne 120003840000 hubbies aur 248008753328095 babies ke sath B'day party to khub enjoy kia na...

--------------HAPPY BIRTH DAY TAMANNA---------------

vaise ye raha cake...apni sari hubbies aur babies ko khilana...kisiko bhulna mat...

haa ye cake hi hai...chun chun ke lai hu taaki tumhari sari families kha sake...

aur ye hai gifts...

inme apni hubbies ka aur babies ka name ka list banana...taki agli bar 14556th baccha daddy ka name puche to galti se 455677th bacche ke daddy ka name na batado...