Hei friends, this has nothing to do with TD but since we now dont have TD to discuss so I am writing this joke just for a change. I think it is funny so just want to share it with everyone.
Guli if you want you can delete it.
This is when Amitabh Bachhan got fit after his long illness.....
One fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge?"
Driver: Par saab aapki tabiyat??
Amitabh: Arey meri tabiyat theek ho gayi hai. I am fit and fine...
Kya dance karke dikhaun dialogue, fighting karke dikhaun? Hain?
Ok, then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom breaks
one red-signal?
Then breaks second red-signal? Breaks one more red-signal?
Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to
the road?
Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo license dikhao, gaadi
ke papers...
See's Amitabh, "Arey Amitabh Bachhan!!!" He is very surprised to
see him....
Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers?
"Sir, aap jaldi yahan aa jaayen naake par?
Senior Officer: "Kyun kya hua??"
Havaldar: Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda hai aur maine us gaadi ko side
mein rakha hai?
Senior Officer: "To phir?"
Hawaldar: "Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi hai sir .... mein
usko challaan(fine) nahi kar sakta aap khud yahan aaiye .."
Sir: KAUN MAALIK HAI US GAADI KA??"
HAWALDAR: WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NA SIR?
AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI?
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