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Hear! Hear! Everyone, hear!
There's a rhino on the loose in Rajkot, Gujarat! Wait, let me find her. Looking...looking...
Oh, there she is! ^
That's a bitter one, she is, but there's a reason.
It is said, this rhino, lived in a forest and knew the etiquette of forest dwellers. With her horn, she greeted everyone. Jhuk jhuk ke, you see. Ungli karti thi. And in her free time, she lounged lazily in muddy waters, snorting occasionally whenever she saw other pretties pass by.
One day, however, in a snorting session, she finally found her match. He was a great one--short, with no hair and a glorified mustache. He was everything she desired.
There's the mustache, she gave her heart to and played with. ^
And so with her manly wiles, she made him fall in love with her. Apne matakne ki ada se aur aankhon ke chilman ko zor zor phadhphadane se.
They were married at once, but her love turned dark and her lover turned too. Years, she spent polishing her leathery skin and horn and smoothing her tail. And when their daughter was married and the rhino witnessed her daughter's fortune, she turned rogue. Rajpal Nagari ke pahadh par tandav karne lagi.
Profile:
Name: Urmilaben Shah (aliases: Rhino, Kurmila, KK queen, Rajpal Nagar ki genda)
Weight: approx. 2000 kg
Height: approx. 80 in.
(courtesy: San Diego Zoo)
Her goal: Destroy all marriages.
Her weapon: Buckteeth, horn and mobile.
Current location: In or around Rajpal Nagar. Gol gol chakkar kaat-te huwe
Future location: Navratri Grounds. Dandiya ke akhade mein, danda ke saath
Objective: Subject is wanted DOA. Alive, actually. In case of resistance, use tranquilizer. If one doesn't work, use twelve. Save buckteeth, horn and mobile for future museum exhibition. Snap pictures (in action) for Page 3 news.
There's a rhino on the loose in Rajkot, Gujarat! Wait, let me find her. Looking...looking...
Oh, there she is! ^
That's a bitter one, she is, but there's a reason.
It is said, this rhino, lived in a forest and knew the etiquette of forest dwellers. With her horn, she greeted everyone. Jhuk jhuk ke, you see. Ungli karti thi. And in her free time, she lounged lazily in muddy waters, snorting occasionally whenever she saw other pretties pass by.
One day, however, in a snorting session, she finally found her match. He was a great one--short, with no hair and a glorified mustache. He was everything she desired.
There's the mustache, she gave her heart to and played with. ^
And so with her manly wiles, she made him fall in love with her. Apne matakne ki ada se aur aankhon ke chilman ko zor zor phadhphadane se.
They were married at once, but her love turned dark and her lover turned too. Years, she spent polishing her leathery skin and horn and smoothing her tail. And when their daughter was married and the rhino witnessed her daughter's fortune, she turned rogue. Rajpal Nagari ke pahadh par tandav karne lagi.
Profile:
Name: Urmilaben Shah (aliases: Rhino, Kurmila, KK queen, Rajpal Nagar ki genda)
Weight: approx. 2000 kg
Height: approx. 80 in.
(courtesy: San Diego Zoo)
Her goal: Destroy all marriages.
Her weapon: Buckteeth, horn and mobile.
Current location: In or around Rajpal Nagar. Gol gol chakkar kaat-te huwe
Future location: Navratri Grounds. Dandiya ke akhade mein, danda ke saath
Objective: Subject is wanted DOA. Alive, actually. In case of resistance, use tranquilizer. If one doesn't work, use twelve. Save buckteeth, horn and mobile for future museum exhibition. Snap pictures (in action) for Page 3 news.
