Wackiness Unlimited: Rishabala Drug in Stores Soon

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FDA has announced that it has approved a new drug. The new drug, developed by MEIEJ Laboratory and marketed by Colours Pharmaceuticals, is a capsule to be taken when required on an empty stomach. This drug to be marketed as Rishabala, is formed upon the reaction between two compounds, RK and MRK. Under extreme emotional conditions RK and MRK react together to form a white silvery liquid which upon solidification gives compound of chemical formula MR2K2. When in this state, this substance makes people very light headed and romantic. One way to enhance the kinetics of formation of MR2K2 is to expose it to a vaporisable green solid DX.

Like many major drug discoveries, the discovery of MR2K2 was also serendipitous. It started 5 years ago, when the scientists of MEIEJ Laboratory attempted the fusion of RK and DX. This reaction was proclaimed a success for a brief period. However, the latent unstability of compound DX led to a very powerful explosion; the signs of which are still visible in the laboratory. Further research on the cause of the explosion, led to the conclusion that the compound RK tends to sublime under exposure to DX. In the gaseous form, RK is highly explosive which results in huge lose in its retail value.

Scientists had since been looking for ways to prevent the sublimation of RK. During the course of the work, a laboratory chemist had accidentally left RK and DX in the same container. Interestingly, the next morning, he noted the presence of silvery liquid together with the green solid and no damage could be seen. The compound RK could liquefy in presence of DX! How marvellous! Whats important about this discovery is the stability exhibited by RK. Chemical analysis of the silvery liquid yielded the chemical formula MR2K2. Upon the removal of DX, MR2K2 solidifies to a pink solid with metallic luster.

The scientists of the MEIEJ laboratory are extremely buoyed by this discovery. MR2K2 shows properties such as caring, honesty, compassion and love. Due to the romance inducing nature of this drug, Colours Pharmaceuticals is marketing MR2K2 as an aphrodisiac. The tablet will be available in the market soon. The spokesperson for Colours Pharmaceuticals has asked the consumers to pre-order the drug from their website.


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"True !! what a chemistry they have !!! They blend with each other very well. A very homogenous mixture and make themselves into a compound called Rishbala." That's what SD wrote in my eternity post.. So if you guys liked this post, you know whom to thank- Shridevigaddam.. Thanks SD.

- Sonu

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carisma2 thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Hail SD...
What a lovely piece.
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Awesome👏👏


SD and Peach have a great chemistry together.. !!!!

BTw what are the side effects of this drug????


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Hilarious post Peach. I can't stop laughing here. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


And Everyone,
My lines may have just inspired Sonu to write the piece. But Sonu merits the applause here. It's Sonu's post please and appreciation should go to her. 😳 😳


Undisclosed,
That picture is so apt. Where do you get all the pics from. I know, you explained to us once. '
Its just so beautiful.




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Peach and SD just brilliant...

By the way has it been tested or are we all guinea pigs?
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Originally posted by: shiv_parvati

Awesome👏👏



SD and Peach have a great chemistry together.. !!!!

BTw what are the side effects of this drug????



@chemistry: I second you... As Peach's question went unanswered , i shall pose it now...

Is it straight wala or twisted wala?
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Originally posted by: 0-SD-0

Hilarious post Peach. I can't stop laughing here. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣



And Everyone,
My lines may have just inspired Sonu to write the piece. But Sonu merits the applause here. It's Sonu's post please and appreciation should go to her. 😳 😳


Undisclosed,
That picture is so apt. Where do you get all the pics from. I know, you explained to us once. '
Its just so beautiful.




yes yes...thanks sonu for the post...and SD...ha ha ha..many have asked and none get the answer..because i keep my source under wraps...here goes a chemistry joke to distract you!!!!...
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Wonderful picture Syl.. So apt to the post... Thanks for sharing it with all of us..

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Originally posted by: carisma2

Hail SD...

What a lovely piece.

Glad you liked the post, Carisma...

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Originally posted by: shiv_parvati

Awesome👏👏


SD and Peach have a great chemistry together.. !!!!

BTw what are the side effects of this drug????

Thanks Sima.. We do have an awesome cyberchem...

So you want to know the side effects of this drug? Palpitation, hyperventillation, dreaminess... to name a few..

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