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Hi voyeur s !!!
I am riya modi. The bold and beautiful (yes i know that s a show s name) daughter of Mr jigar and Rashi modi. I am five years no 5 months no 5 days old. In the last 5 days i have concluded i am a genius oops i am a prodigy. How can i be when i have such dumb parents will always remain a mystery to me. Since the time i opened my eyes no i am not talking 5 days back or should i say since i developed brains i can understand that my whole family is really dumb. Well people may call them innocent but heck i wont. The only person who has few grey cells is my kagdi. (she is my kaki plus dadi or something like that . Plus that s what my mom refers her in her mind)
i forgot to introduce my family.
The head of my family is my grand baa . She s a little lost she slept the entire time my nani (whom i hate) and my bua (whom i fell in love as soon as i came to know she is a model - yes i am superficial like that) were fighting on top of their voices . Do you know why?? Not coz she had removed some machine which is kept in the ear but because the cv s decided no dialogues for her as she had used all of them the last time my kagdi and hegdi did dhishum dhishum (which the IF GIRLS term as separation track..)
Then my dada and hegdi who rarely speak . They are puppets in front of my kagdi . I am going to learn the tricks soon she is my kohl eyed goddess.
Oh i already have one person - my dad mesmerized. His eyes become moist when ever he holds me in his arms ( yes it is a big deal xarina he is a little dumb but he is not a wimp😡).
Then my kagdi and poda( he is my poet dada and also poda in tamil means get lost). The day i met her she had those heavily made eyes with kajal eye liner maskara and she even used fake eye lashes. I got scared so scared that i wet my pants and of course her saree. I was trembling that she would curse me, and all that would be left of me ashes but to my surprise she kissed my forehead and gave me 11 rupees . ( yes my family is very kanjus. They only paid 5lakh ransom for my mom . Actually strike it out that macho kaka of mine thrashed the gundas and even got it back. I told you my family is dumb why did they give that kaka a chance to flex his muscles they should have left my mom with the gundas for some more days. She would have irritated them so much that they would send her back and also give 5laks to us ) . Am sorry i lost track again where was i ?? Yes my kagdi the only living woman in modi house with grey cells. She has super sharp nose when ever my nani and my mom try to do some kalakari she comes sniffing. She always has a hint that my mom is upto something but she never has proof.
Next my macho kaka and his docile wife. Should i refer her as masi or kaki i dont know i think i will call her ma-ki 🤬 yes i know to swear dont be surprised.. You wanna know who i learned it from?? I learnt it from gaurav the macho man s son. He is 3 years old and he always wears brown suits . He is the one who teaches me everything the good and bad. Actually what i have learnt is all bad. When he was two he was playing with maki s saut (dont blame me that s what you voyeurs call his dad s laptop and high funda phone) he ended up discovering this site called india-forums and a bunch of crazy fan girls who made long posts on each and every one. Yeah that s where we discovered all sort of dirt on everyone. Thank you fan girls 🤗 you made our life bearable. From past 5 days i have hardly slept coz i am busy stealing my dad s phone creating an id logging in and reading voraciously.
My parents you already know the wimp and the kalakari queen. My dad is wrapped around my little finger and my mom she has me wrapped around hers. The first time i saw her i was love struck even after 8 hours of labour she looked oh so perfect her hair in place make up beautifully applied and her saree really beautiful.. I do all sorts of things to make her smile i gurgle i coo i flash my toothless grin just so that she gives me one of hers. I hardly leave her arms. You know i am a late baby my mom had two operations on the same day and she had some problem after that .
Then there is my nani . I hate her She has a strange sort of hold my mom. She is always fighting with me for my mom s attention. Once to distract me she was tickling my feet poor lady she had no idea i kicked so hard(this is one trick i learnt from gaurav. He had used it on our nosy neighbour savita ben).
That s about my family. Today i am going home from the hospital and will be living in the zoo. I have already fallen in love with few hopefully i will love all of them soon. I am really tired and going to sleep now. I am only 5 days old after all.
Riya the child genius
I am riya modi. The bold and beautiful (yes i know that s a show s name) daughter of Mr jigar and Rashi modi. I am five years no 5 months no 5 days old. In the last 5 days i have concluded i am a genius oops i am a prodigy. How can i be when i have such dumb parents will always remain a mystery to me. Since the time i opened my eyes no i am not talking 5 days back or should i say since i developed brains i can understand that my whole family is really dumb. Well people may call them innocent but heck i wont. The only person who has few grey cells is my kagdi. (she is my kaki plus dadi or something like that . Plus that s what my mom refers her in her mind)
i forgot to introduce my family.
The head of my family is my grand baa . She s a little lost she slept the entire time my nani (whom i hate) and my bua (whom i fell in love as soon as i came to know she is a model - yes i am superficial like that) were fighting on top of their voices . Do you know why?? Not coz she had removed some machine which is kept in the ear but because the cv s decided no dialogues for her as she had used all of them the last time my kagdi and hegdi did dhishum dhishum (which the IF GIRLS term as separation track..)
Then my dada and hegdi who rarely speak . They are puppets in front of my kagdi . I am going to learn the tricks soon she is my kohl eyed goddess.
Oh i already have one person - my dad mesmerized. His eyes become moist when ever he holds me in his arms ( yes it is a big deal xarina he is a little dumb but he is not a wimp😡).
Then my kagdi and poda( he is my poet dada and also poda in tamil means get lost). The day i met her she had those heavily made eyes with kajal eye liner maskara and she even used fake eye lashes. I got scared so scared that i wet my pants and of course her saree. I was trembling that she would curse me, and all that would be left of me ashes but to my surprise she kissed my forehead and gave me 11 rupees . ( yes my family is very kanjus. They only paid 5lakh ransom for my mom . Actually strike it out that macho kaka of mine thrashed the gundas and even got it back. I told you my family is dumb why did they give that kaka a chance to flex his muscles they should have left my mom with the gundas for some more days. She would have irritated them so much that they would send her back and also give 5laks to us ) . Am sorry i lost track again where was i ?? Yes my kagdi the only living woman in modi house with grey cells. She has super sharp nose when ever my nani and my mom try to do some kalakari she comes sniffing. She always has a hint that my mom is upto something but she never has proof.
Next my macho kaka and his docile wife. Should i refer her as masi or kaki i dont know i think i will call her ma-ki 🤬 yes i know to swear dont be surprised.. You wanna know who i learned it from?? I learnt it from gaurav the macho man s son. He is 3 years old and he always wears brown suits . He is the one who teaches me everything the good and bad. Actually what i have learnt is all bad. When he was two he was playing with maki s saut (dont blame me that s what you voyeurs call his dad s laptop and high funda phone) he ended up discovering this site called india-forums and a bunch of crazy fan girls who made long posts on each and every one. Yeah that s where we discovered all sort of dirt on everyone. Thank you fan girls 🤗 you made our life bearable. From past 5 days i have hardly slept coz i am busy stealing my dad s phone creating an id logging in and reading voraciously.
My parents you already know the wimp and the kalakari queen. My dad is wrapped around my little finger and my mom she has me wrapped around hers. The first time i saw her i was love struck even after 8 hours of labour she looked oh so perfect her hair in place make up beautifully applied and her saree really beautiful.. I do all sorts of things to make her smile i gurgle i coo i flash my toothless grin just so that she gives me one of hers. I hardly leave her arms. You know i am a late baby my mom had two operations on the same day and she had some problem after that .
Then there is my nani . I hate her She has a strange sort of hold my mom. She is always fighting with me for my mom s attention. Once to distract me she was tickling my feet poor lady she had no idea i kicked so hard(this is one trick i learnt from gaurav. He had used it on our nosy neighbour savita ben).
That s about my family. Today i am going home from the hospital and will be living in the zoo. I have already fallen in love with few hopefully i will love all of them soon. I am really tired and going to sleep now. I am only 5 days old after all.
Riya the child genius
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