Goldies Ki Ladai (On break till Oct. 18)

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Episode 1 (pg. 1) Hasan Zaidi
Episode 2 (pg. 2) Piyush Sachdev
Episode 3 (pg. 4) Sarwar Ahuja
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Posted: 13 years ago
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EPISODE 1

Shreya (as host): Welcome, shelcome, namaste, samaste. Bole toh sab ko welcome hai. Aaj hai pehla episode Goldie ki Ladai ka. Bole toh do goldies aayenge aur agle ek mahine tak ladai karenge aur jo pehle banega Dazzler, woh jeetega ek mast prize. Lekin baap apun bhi shaani hai kya? Apun itni asaani se prize nahi bateagi.

Hasan (as guest host): Kya Shreya? Aise kaise bol rahi hai? Bole toh, shaani. Yeh kya bhasha hai.

Shreya: Bole toh yeh apun ka ishtyle hai. Kya? Jamta hai toh lene ka warna katlene ka.

Hasan: Aur iss mahine ke contestants hain-

Shreya (cutting him off): Ek minute, ek minute. Bole toh apun ko nachna wachna nahi hai kya?

Hasan: Kyun?

Shreya: Kyun nahi re. Kyeko pooch. Pooch naa.

Hasan: Kyeko?

Shreya: Haan! Bole toh apun ki bhasha bolne lag gaya hai. Woh isli yeh kyun ki yeh pehla episode hai naa. Bole toh haar reality show main yehich hota hai.

Hasan: Abey woh hum nahi, contestants naachte hain.

Shreya: Na na na re (not listening and already dancing)

Hasan: Arre hosh main aa aur contestants introduce kar.

Shreya: Acha karti hoon. Aur pehli contestant hai...MISBAH!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOcPv1CkcrU[/YOUTUBE]

Hasan: Aur doosri contestant hai...ZARI!!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr6PkeCFaec[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYLIMRxones[/YOUTUBE]

to be continued...
Edited by khota_sikka_sri - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Shreya: Aur iss damdaar performance ke baad aayi bharte hain rules ki taraf.

Hasan: Ab teri bhasha ka kya huya?

Shreya: Aapne aap thik ho gayi.

Hasan: Acha. Toh aapne aap kharab huyi aur aapne aap thik bhi ho gayi?

Shreya: Haan.

Hasan: Kya haan?

Shreya: Arre Hasan aage bharen?

Hasan: Haan bhar.

Shreya: Haan toh rules ki taraf bharte hain. Rules kuch aise hain. Pehle toh dono contestants ko sirf ek mahina milega.

Hasan: Doosra. Iss ek mahine main yeh dono koi spamming nahi kar sakte hain.

Shreya: Teen. Sirf mere baare main baatein kar sakte hain.

Hasan: Abey yeh kahan likha hai?

Shreya: Yeh maine likha hai.

Hasan: Chal chal. Sahi rules bata. Contestants yeh teesra rule kahin nahi likha hai.

Shreya: Acha thik hai. Teesra iss show ke judges main aur Naina hain.

Hasan: Waise yeh Naina hain kahan?

Shreya: So rahi hogi.

Hasan: Iss waqt?

Shreya: Uska koi waqt nahi hai. Woh toh kabhi bhi soti hai.

Hasan: Acha aur kaunse rules hain?

Shreya: Haan ek aur hai. Jo mere ko maska marega woh jeetega.

Hasan: Abey chal.

Shreya: Chal haath.

Hasan: Chal chal. Aisa koi rule nahi hai.

Shreya: Ek baat bata Hasan. Tum meri taraf hai yah unki taraf?

Hasan: Main toh tumhari hi taraf hoon. (pointing at Zari and Misbah)

Shreya: Yeh kaisa meri taraf hai?

Hasan: Dil tumhari taraf hai.

Shreya: Oh hello. Mujhe bhudo samjha hai kya. Dulhe Raja ka line mere upar istamal karne ki koshish maat kar.

Hasan: Shuru tumne kiya.

Shreya: Tumne.

Hasan: Tumne.

Shreya: Tumne!

Hasan: Tumne!

Shreya: Tumne!!!

Bigg Boss: Shreya aur Hasan, Bigg Boss ka yeh adesh hai ke tum dono aapni ladai band karo warna show se nikal diye jaoge.

Shreya: Bole toh Bigg Boss yahan kya kar raha hai?

Bigg Boss: Bole toh main kahin bhi aa sakta hoon.

Shreya: Bigg Boss, aap aur Hasan guests hain. Main nahi. Aap dono jaaye.

Hasan: Jaata hoon. Waise bhi tere saath nahi rehna hai.

Shreya: Hasan...(pouty face)


to be continued...
Edited by khota_sikka_sri - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hasan: Kya hai?

Shreya (holding ears): Sorry.

Hasan: Acha maaf kiya.

Shreya: Ab yeh episode yahani pe huya khatam. Bole toh kaal milenge issi waqt ek naaye round ke saath. Ek dum mast round ke saath.

Hasan: Arre sahi taran se bata.

Shreya: Acha samjhti hoon.

Hasan: Thank god.

Shreya: Hasan!

Hasan (holding ears): Acha sorry.

Shreya: Maaf kiya.

Hasan: Ab bata.

Shreya: Har roz ek round hoga. 24 hours tak chalega. Dono contestants ko yeh round complete karna parega. Jo pehle complete karega woh jeetega woh round. 😉

Hasan: Acha samjha. Aur prize kya hai?

Shreya: Abey shana maat ban. Itni asaani se nahi bataongi. 😆 Toh milte hain kaal pehle round ke saath. Tab tak jaame rahi mere saath. Kaal aayenge ek khel ke saath aur ek naye guest ke saath.

Hasan: Haan aur main phir kabhi nahi aayonga.

Shreya: Acha tata.


to be continued...
Edited by khota_sikka_sri - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Nautanki!!! Yeh tune kya cheez banayi hai!
Waise you know,, aaj subah hee mai apne AGOTW ke bare mai soch rhi thi! And jab forum khola to yeh mila mujhe!
TU bhi na ,,,Sahi ki Nautanki hai!!!!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Ye kya hai???😲😲😆
Arre waah..main bhi judge panel me..Thanks Sri😃
Ab toh bas khel shuru hone ka intzaar hai😎
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Kyaa show banaya hai awesome lets see what happens then
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Do pichle janam ke behen ko bich mei competition...
Let's see who wins...
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: Tarza

Do pichle janam ke behen ko bich mei competition...

Let's see who wins...


Tu aur Misbah pichle janam ki behen??😲
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: Misbah12

Nautanki!!! Yeh tune kya cheez banayi hai!
Waise you know,, aaj subah hee mai apne AGOTW ke bare mai soch rhi thi! And jab forum khola to yeh mila mujhe!
TU bhi na ,,,Sahi ki Nautanki hai!!!!


Yeh bole toh ek naya reality TV show hai. 😆

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