DB ki kundali[fun post]

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parmarA

@parmarA

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Posted: 12 years ago

Chalo main wapis aa gai ek aur kundali leke,Iss bar thodi badi wali,maine jaise hi DB ka naam sarojini liye toh yamraj bole,"Beta bahar jake bana unki kundali,waise yamraj ji mere liye bade achhe hai. Jaise hi maine unse kaha ki main unki kundali banana chahti hoo,woh fut se taiyar ho gaye,aajkal kafi mood me reheti hai humari DB,bacho ko khush dekhkar.DB aapki kundali me sare graho ka nach ka yog hai,isiliye aapko nach gaana bahoot hi pasand hai,lekin jara saavdhan,Aapki kamar lachak jayegi,waise ek baat bataoo aapke to kamar hai hi nahi,kamara[room]hai.aur woh bhadak gai. Maine unse puchha ki DB aap par shani ki bhari dasha hai,toh woh boli,"woh mere Bajrangbali hai na nipat lenge.Aur fir shani bhagwan ne bhi muh banaya,"kahaa fans gaya main." Aap ko sab log Lucknow ka Loudspeaker kyon bulate the,toh unhone hume kahaa ki jab main paida hui toh itne jor se roi thi ki Dr aur aaya tabhi se behre ho gaye hai[kya kaarname gina rahi hai,sahi ja rahi hai] Aur aap ke som mangal[CS and CV] pe toh thoda rehem khaiye,aur apni woh bholi bhali nadaan bachi kouski zindagi jeene dijiye.toh woh boli,"dactor saheb ki toh umar hai,aur unhe bhi bache ki ichha hai."toh humne kahaa ki aajkal aisa nahi hota.toh woh boli toh kya 50 saal ke baad ma banegi?ab inse behes kaun kare. Waise DB jab bhagwan swar[voice]baat rahe the,tab aap kahaa the,[humari curiosity ka sawal]toh unhone kahaa,"main sarojbala ke saath Kabbadi match khel rahi thi."Lo Kar lo baat,she will leave angrej behind. Ab aapki umar bhagan kirtankarneki hai toh dusroke gharome taakzaak and kijiye aur Hanumaan chalisa padhiye,toh unhone kahaa,"main to jabtak Nidhi ke bache ko dekh na loo tab tak maroongi nahi.'Maine kahaa VRS nahi lena kya?toh woh boli,Pura pention loongi,sarkar ka fund khaoongi aur aaram se rahoongi,Matlab yeh DB 100 saal jine wali hai. Aur DB ne puchha,"teri kundali kisine banai hai kya,chal main bana deti hoo,.Unse kundali banawane se achha hai,main Himalaya jake dhyan dharoo,kamse kam wahaa Mahadev ji to milenge. aur ek aakhri baat bechare CS ka nahi manhoos ka pagar to badhaiye,aur haa Humare Dr sahab ko[Ashutosh] ko tane marna band kijiye,to unka jawab,"Haa,Min tana queen hoon,Main hoo tana queen no 1

Edited by alkaparmart - 12 years ago