Posted:
Dear Shyam jee,
I have been a great admirer of your work for a long time now
After all we share a common goal
You want Arnav's Khushi ( literally and metaphorically)
And I want Khushi's Arnav ( in every which way)
You have been a lone ranger , and your assistants havent really been upto the mark
You already have your hands full
Hatching various hairbrained schemes
Making funny faces when they fail
Making suspicious phone calls to idiotic people
Pretending to be lawyer to fake clients
Now you have a new venture - that is to keep an eye on every (and I
mean EVERY) activity of Arnav and Khushi,
why dont you hire me
My eligibility for this post :
I am a certified Arnav watcher
I have over one years experience of analysing, predicting, studying his every move
My unlimited capacity to watch his videos over and over again will surely be an asset
I already have in my possession an large collection of neatly catalogued videos -
the almost kisses,
Arnav laughs,
Arnav cries
Arnav hugs,
Arnav in bed,
Arnav almost in bed
Arnav out of bed...
So dear Mr Jha please consider my case
As your assistant I promise to
Watch Arnav 24x 7
Keep an eye on every inch of him
Record for your ( and my ) later viewing, every private momment with Khushi
Study to the minutest detial every A, R, N, A and V of him
I would single handedly be willing to bring Arnav Singh Raizada down for you
Attachment : Diploma in Arnavology
Thank you
Shramya
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