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Hello,Namaste,Saksriyakal,Salam walekum...Aap sabhi ka swagat hai humari iss show pe jiska naam hai ...
thain thain thain...thain thain thaaain..(sound effect🤣)
Kaun banega Crorpati mein!!!👏👏sabhi darshako aur contestants ka sawagat hai!...mai hoon aap sab ka Shahruk khan!!😎
abhay-(in mind)ye hum sab ka hai?😲...mera bhi?...ugh🤢
Srk-aur humari pehli contestant hain Pia Dobrial!
*Pia Dobrial enters*🤪
Coz of Memory loss,to SRK: "Aap kaun hai?kahan rehthe hain aap?Kitne bacche hein aapke?aur aap yahan kya kar rahe he?"
Looking at Abhay"Aapka naam kya hain?kya aap inhe jante hain(pointing at SRK)
Abhay was abt to say his name &yes bt 😆pia interrupted"Nahin na??😆toh unhe chodiye hum dono wahan(audience seat)par betke baat karenge,teek he na?"😆
SRK:Miss dobrial,aapko pata he aap yahan kyun aayi he?
Pia:Show dekhne ke liye kyunki Papa ka saara paise meri behen😉 ne khaali kar diya he naisliye ek mahine se bill nahi baandha aur ghar me TV bhi nahin chalti he toh isliye yahan ayi🤣
SRK(😡):ok Miss Dobrial..toh ur gonna participate in KBC..i'll ask u question & u will anwer them😆
Pia:Ok😭
SRK:toh miss Dobrial,ur 1st question is..
Pia:btw what is ur name?
SRK:Shahrukh Khan😡
Pia:ok😆
SRK:toh miss Pia aapka pehla sawaal yeh he ki...
Pia:can i hav some water?
SRk-No!!!!!😡
pia-oh!
SRK-Toh aapka pehla question hai...
1-Which of these supermodel did her first ramp walk in a college of Paris?
(Alsi models k naam nahi hain,these r fake:P 😆)
A. gangu liora B. lolita lopez C. tamz hichikuchi (🤣) D. nishti (made from -nishi+shrishti
😆) lays
Pia-🤔
Srk-think fast pia ji, u don't have much time...
pia-lock kia jaye!!!!!
srk-par kya?😲
pia-in charo bhootniyon mein se koi nahi😛coz paris ki one n only hot n sexy supermodel toh main hoon😃
srk-(bichara sharma gaya😳)Ji par aapka naam isme nahi hai...matlab they r hotter(in mind-)
pia-😡😡 acha!!!!now tell whoz hotter😡
(pia kissed him )
But before bichara srk could react a women shouted with a stick in her hand-Shahrukh!!!!😡
srk-gauri!!!!😲o teri!!
And poor srk has to dum-daba-k-bhago!Leaving a proud pia behind-huh,every1's jealous of me
pia= Toh doston!!!!Hum milenge apne naye contestant se sirf ek chote se...break k baad😳
Pia:toh humare agle contestant he Abhay Raichand!😳
Abhay:Thnk u miss Dobrial..toh question poochiye?
Pia:teek he,aapkapehla sawaal he Aapka ghar kahan he?😉
Abhay:yeh personal question he😳..KBC ke questions poochiye!😡
Pia:teek he..ur first question is Which was India's 1st film?
Abhay was about to answer:it's ..
Pia interrupted:Waise tell me more about u😆Tumhari GF he kya?()
Abhay:Nahi!!!ye bhi personal question he
pia-acha ye toh bata do ki you like women in sari or gown?
abhay-nahi!!!!!!!😡
pia-ohk😳 toh aapka next question hai 10000 k liye...
What is my fav. place?
A.your bedroom B. classroom C.your gadi ki dikki
Abhay-😕i'd like to use janta's vote
Janta- (which is mostly girls)A n B😛
abhay-☺️mujhe sharam aarahi hai☺️
(janta shout from behind-don't be shy...bolo toh hum decide kar k aa jaye😛)
pia-😡its my show...😡 and u Abhay!!!😡😡😡jaldi bolo😡
Abhay(yeh toh kahika nahi chodegi-)-😳i...i'd like to quit!
pia-😡abe toh itna time paas fokat mein kyun kianikal!!!
humari nxt contestant he Priya!
Priya enters
🤣🤣
Pia:Toh priya aapka pehla sawal yeh he ki..
priya interrupts"can u translate tht plzz"
Pia:it's my show..so y shuld i translate...calling hello simi come here!!!
simi runs & cums :me heream i selected?😛
pia-nochup chap baith ke translate kar!
simi-ohk...chalega!
pia- India ke 50 pratishat logon mein se...kitne pratishat ladke pia dobrial ki photo apne wallet mein nahi rakhte?
Priya-plz translate...😕
simi-out of 50% of boys what % of boys do not keep pic of PD in their wallet?
priya-😕 😕 😕 😕 i'd like expert advice
Pia-humare show ka budget kum hai isliye kisi expert nahi hai...tu kisi bhi intelligent se advice le sakti ho(in mind-yani mujhse)
priya-simi u know ans?
simi-me?😲
pia-isse kyun poocha!i m more intelligent
simi-ans is 50%out of 50% do no keep PD's pic!
piya-WRONG ANSWER!!!!its 0%
(in mind-bahut uchak rahi hai abhi batati hoon,ab isse translate kar ke bata😡)
Q-iss sansar mein kitne aise prandi hai jo apne dahine hanth se neechi pooch ko choo kar palayan kar sakte hain??
pia-in mind-ab bol beta
simi-i quit
priya-now mine wot kalia?(ab mera kya hoga kalia?)
pia-ye hoga
priya (runs)nahi!!!!!!!!!
pia-ab humari next contestant hain shria!(in mind-AA dekhein zara kisme kitna hai dum)
shria-jabtak hai jaan jane jahan mein nachungi!
Pia-toh Shria aapka pehla sawaal he..
Shria interrupts-Mujhe darling bulao😳waise tumne Abhay k dekha he kya?
Pia-uska naam matt lo!!
Shria picks up her phone & dials a number:Hello Abhay?
On d othr side:Wrong number
Pia-toh Shria ur 1st question is Do u noe where Abhay lives?
Shria(blushes)-yes& call me DARLING😡
Pia-ok Shria
Shria-Call me darling!!😡
Pia-ok darling..answer ur question😳
Shria-abhay stays,bangle ke peeche meri beri k neeche
pia-bakwaas band😡seedhi baat no bakwas!adress batao😲
Shria-😕pata nahi woh toh mujhe hamesha ber k ped k neeche milta hai
Pia-,aur mujhe aam k ped k neeche!!!!!!!
Simi n priya jumps (but hey ye toh bhag gaye the na?😲)-aur hume imli k ped k neeche
And issi camera focuses on our Casanova bway (boy😆) -I m a tree lover u know...So, Kaun chalega mere sath neem k ped k neeche??
by Meera(ilove99)& Me(abhiya_pkyek)
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