Shyam's Diary (A normal day of his life)

An excerpt from the fictional diary of Shyam Manohar ZAA, oops I mean Jha😆

I woke up with a smile today.😊 Daiya ho played in the background as soon as I smiled. I got up and stretched. Then my eyes fell on Rani Saheba The background score immediately changed to kyun daard hain itna. Sigh Har subha. This is the only disadvantage of living in RM. But hey, no pain, no gain right?I need to be a champ and put up with...what's her name again?Something ali right?Hmm, I need to go and check my files. Anyways, I will just call her Rani Saheba as usual. Silly girl. She doesn't even realise that the only reason I call her Rani Saheba is because I keep forgetting her real name. Oh and so that she won't splash water on me with that hose. Waterfight by the poolside nightmare. Shudder🤢

I headed to the dining table for breakfast. On the way I saw a Prakash. Don't know if it was Hari or Jai or Om or Salman or Ranbir Prakash. Gosh, why are there so many of them? I passed Saale Saheb's room. I could hear Khushiji laughing. Khushiji...sigh 😳 I'm not really as bad as she thinks. Sure I may have done some bad things in the past but, so has Saale saheb right?And at least I never forced her to marry me. Sure I tied her hands and feet and left her on the road but that was because I wanted to get away from Saale Saheb. He didn't shower for a long time during that incident. But Khushiji misunderstood me. It hurts diary, being misunderstood by the one you obsess over, I mean love. I am really jealous of Arnav. Every time he smiles like this

he gets Khushiji's sign of approval

She is so beautiful. She is so beautiful that it hurts😭. I know you think that I am ungrateful diary but,I mean I did like Rani saheba before, well at least I didn't dislike her. Ya, she's pretty, nice, sweet yawnnn🥱 where was I? Oh ya, she's got her strong points, but...she just cries a lot diary. I don't like being drenched with water whether it is from her eyes or from the garden hose. She's not easy to put up with. I deserved the best pati award. People have no idea how hard it is to put up with her.People on IF tell each other to be positive but they rarely see the positive aspects I have. Scorpion,ether ummm...what are you talking about?

As I sat down at the dining table, I saw NK bhai. He scowled at me. I smiled at him. He wasn't fooled. I didn't care. Why you ask?Well yesterday I saw this on NK bhai's fb profile. It had so many likes and comments. 😡

Seriously diary, sometimes I am scared that NK bhai will take Khushiji away from me. He always manages to make her smile. I only manage to make her angry. What is wrong with me diary? Is it my hair, my clothes or...wait, it's my character you say? But.. I...I don't think I have one diary. Even if I did it would be pretty dheela. So it's definitely not that. Must be the clothes. I will try to follow Saale saheb's dressing style from now on.

The day passed on as usual.Rani Saheba dressed up like she was going to go to party. She didn't end up going to any party. Instead she made kheer for me. I pretended to like it. When she wasn't looking, I dumped it into the pool. It's not like anyone swims in it.Or cleans it for that matter judging by the amount of goat hair I saw in it. Seriously what do all these servants do? Bring dawai for the the Di? Oh wait, she's not my Di. You know sometimes I'm scared I might call Rani Saheba Di by mistake. Let's just hope she will say aap bhi na and forget about it if that happens

Khushiji didn't say a word to me today. Her silent treatment hurts.But, I didn't let it affect me. I went and chatted with Payalji.

We're quite close. Payal and I are real friends. Daadi is just a pretend friend for me. Our age difference makes it hard for us to bond, although she does have a kind heart.Payal isn't happy with Akash and I am not happy with Anjali. Yeah, I found out her name from my files..Payalji and I bashed each other's spouses and then made memes about them. Unlike IF, bashing is allowed in RM😃 We had fun. Sometimes I think she is my long-lost-twin sister. Oh wait, that would make Khushiji my sister. ewww. Life is complicated

At night, I made new plans to destroy Saale Saheb's life and get his money. What's wrong with that? I deserve the money. I keep Anjali sane and prevent her from barging in here and there. Sometimes I do feel sorry for her. She is innocent. Annoying but innocent. I shouldn't try to harm her...oh wait, is that Khushiji i see? Saale saheb isn't in the vicinity! Yayyy! 🥳Bye diary, take care.

Edited:

Other things that happened today:

Arnav punched me. I applied tiger balm to his hand since he got hurt

Daadi smiled at me. I pretended not to notice

Maami didn't say hello hi to me. She only said bye bye

NK called me snake. I hissed back I mean scowled at him.

Akash greeted me with: Namaskar Jijaji. How dumb. No wonder Payal's not happy

Why does Rani Saheba cry so much?

The Prakashes can interrupt Saala and Khushiji, I mean saale saheb and Khusiji, why can't they interrupt Rani Saheba when she's bothering me?

Picture credit: IF gallery

Check out my other post if you have the time: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/3207566/confirmed-more-added

People should do more analysis on this character. 😆 😆

loved it😆😉

😆 That character has so much depth right? I wonder if GH will be happy if he sees this post🤔

that was soo hilarious..👏

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This is Shyam's diary. You can't expect it to be normal😆😆😆