i saw a similar thing on the ymlh forum so i decided to do one for jjkn...
me- tell me mr. and mrs. singh, jjkn is a very popular show, what is the message that your trying to give your viewers?
TS- well we believe that we have brought the viewers a diverse show, intermixed with some of todays most ethical values, morals, and most importantly issues that deal with reality of india.
me- so your saying that every ugly woman in india will one day end up looking like Princess Diana and marry a millionare with a vast empire?
DS- no, our message to the viewers is that if you keep trying then you can achieve goals that seem impossible.
me- so you mean to say that if one day i flap my hands hard enough i will fly?
TS- no, (chuckles), no, jjkn is inspiration to all of the underestimated, and walked over generation of women and men that are average looking.
me- uh huh, so if they try hard enough their bosses will hand over their multi million dollar companies to them to do whatever they please?
DS- of course not, every serial has some line between reality and fiction, if jjkn had no story line with some ficticious plot, then no one would want to watch it.
me- well who does watch it now anyways now that it has turned into a kektaish style show?
TS- we have faith in our viewers, and know that they simply cannot get rid of jjkn from their lives. It has gotten underneath their skin and they simply cannot ignore it.
me- really, have you visited india-forums lately? some of your most dedicated viewers have called it quits thanks to your ridiculous plot holes and twisted story lines such as the pre-nuptual agreement, which was just placed in the story to drive the viewers insane. And i havent even mentioned the pre-marital sex issue which was shown just for a breif 30 seconds, and then discarded as if it was no big deal!
DS- well, we like to expirement with the plot...
me- so are u saying that you have no story line so far, and plan to exterminate the few viewers you have left from ever watching any of your or sony's shows again?
TS- well recently a lot of our writers have quit and the cast....
me- aww did the writers wanna go back to the zoo?
DS- excuse me!....
me- moving on, what are your future plans for jjkn?
TS- well sony has lined up some exciting ideas for us... such as jassi becoming pregnant and marrying CJ to save herself is also another option that we are looking into...
me- have you gone insane again?!
DS- Tony i told you these people have looked at our hospital records!
TS- shut up deeya!
me- so what else does sony have planned for jjkn?
TS- we're not at liberty to discuss that...
me- or is it because u dont know?
DS- they're onto us!
TS-run!!!
me- well, now we know the truth about t and d. They have absolutely no idea what they have in store for us jjkn viewers next, so before u actually lose it, stop watching jjkn and pray to god that the adminstration at sony replaces their monkey employees with real people.
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