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DIRTY KHABAR
nazar halkat jawani par, uh la la😉
hi main hun aap sab ki Ashu Rishu Aaahaan aur ye hai meri sahayogi kam meri behen Ash Meet Aahaan😃
Dirty Khabar news channel par aap sab ka swagat hai.
Dirty Khabar- nazar halkat jawani par..uh la la😉
aaj humara monthly segment "Raat akeli hai, bujh gaye diye..."ka special part dikhaya jayega..Aahaan!!😉
Ji aap sab ko iss segment k bareme pata hi hoga, mumbai ke zoron k barish me, andheri raaton me jo celebrities kisi jagah coochi-coo karte hue pakade jate hai, unka hum interview lekar unki uss raat ka kissa aap se share karte hai😎
aur pichle 15 segment se lagatar superstar RK humare show me apni alag alag gfs k saath yahan aa rahe hai😃 Par aaj ka ye segment kuch special hai kyun k iss bar woh koi aur nahi balki apne patni k saath natraj studio me sandigdha haalat me pakade gaye😉
ash- mujhe bolne de kamini😡
ashu-😡
ash- ji, toh kal mumbai me zoron ki barish hui aur humare reporter Anurag kumar-e-gupta aur cameraman Arnav chai-zyada ne natraj studio se update diya. Kuch exclusive tasvire sirf humari news channel par..
ashu- toh, aaj ka segment "Raat akeli hai, bujh gaye diye..." me humare saath hai superstar RK aur unki patni..
RK-BIWI
ashu- biwi Madhubala..
ash-Aahaan!!😉
ashu-shut up!!😡
ash- ye apni kal ki gujari hui raat ke bareme kuch batain share karenge😳
ashu-RK aur madu ji, aap ka humare show me swagat hai😃 toh hume bataiyega kal raat nataraj studio me kya hua??☺️
RK- Ji bohot kuch hua, sab bataun kya??😎
MB- Ji nahi, kuch nahi hua, bas mujhe aap us last 15 segment me RK k saath jo ladikiyan ayi thi unka address de dijiye😡
RK- Oh come on biwi!! Pativrata natak band karo, ye sab isika kiya dhara hai😛
ash n ashu-😳
ashu- oh anyways! Toh bataiye RK ji😳 kal raat aap ne apne saath koi cheez rakhi thi??☺️😉
RK- haan rakhi toh thi, hain na biwi?? Main kya har shadishuda mard rakhta hai, aadhi raat apne biwi k liye iski zarurat pad sakti hai..
ash-😲☺️
ashu n ash- kya kya?? Hai woh? 😲
RK- C...Co..Co !
ashu-😲
RK- Co...Co COAT!!
ash n ashu- Coat??
MB- Ji haan, inhone mujhe apna coat diya tha, aadhi raat ko, pehen ne k liye😳
ash n ashu-😳
ash- ji RK, aap ne koi gana gaya ya nahi?😛
RK-"Rup tera mastana, pyaar mera diwana, bhul koi hum se na ho jaye.."😈
MB- ji nahi, inhone is se bhi ashleel song gaya tha.."Bhige hoth tere, pyaasa dil mera, lage abhra sa, mujhe tan tera..."
ash n ashu- madhu ji bas bas aur mat gaiye😳
ash- kal raat aap dono soye the??😉
RK- haan ye mere upar soi thi aur main inke upar😎
ashu n ash-☺️
MB- 😡Ji, inka matlab hai, main inke kandhe k upar sir rakh kar soyi thi aur ye mere sir k upapr apna chin rakh kar soye the😡
ash n ashu- RK, humne suna hai k aap ne shadi k bad apna wardrobe bran ZARA se change kar JOCKEY kar diya hai?😉
RK- Haan. Sahi suna aap ne😎
MB- mujhe is bareme kuch nahi pata..😳
RK- kya biwi!! Kal raat dikhaya na tumhe?😉
MB-Nahi!! Shut up!!😡
ashu- ji, aap ne kal raat khana khaya??
RK- Ji, bohot tasty tha,hai na biwi??😉
MB-😡 maine nahi khaya!!😡
ash n ashu- madhu ji, kal raat RK ne aap se kuch manga tha??😉
RK- yaa, maine kal biwi se uski saari aur blouse manga...
ashu-😲☺️
MB-😡main bhig gayi thi, so change karna pada😡
ash- aur, aur kya kya hua kal raat?
RK- Aur kuch nahi bass, naked scene me 6-7 hug aur 10-20 liplock hue, aur aur wo bhi..
ashu n ash-😲😲😲
MB-ye kal mobile par emraan aur mallika ka video dekh rahe the, wo iske bare me baat kar rahe hai😡
ashu n ash- dhatt!!😳
ashu- bas ab bohot hua, hum aap par bilkul vishwas nahi karenge😡
humare saath ab Anurag aur Arnav nataraj studio se jud chuke hai jo studio k andar ki baat batayenge😎 chalo ek nazar in surkiyon par..
Arnav- ji, ashu ji aur ash ji, meri awaz aap tak aa rahi hai??
ash- han chal bakna shuru kar jaldi😡
anurag- ji, ab main nataraj studio k andar hun aur yahan sab saman bikhra pada hai😉 lagta hai kal raat bohot kuch hua hai😲 mujhe ghatna sthal par kuch tota saman, bujha hua bonfire, sada hua blanket, laal saari aur kuch packets mile hai!😃
ashu n ash- PACKETS???☺️😲
anurag- uss par TIGER likha hai..
ashu n ash- TIGER??😲😲
anurag- uske niche likha hai...
ashu- kya kya??
anurag- MILK BUISCUITS...
ashu n ash- kya??😡🤬
anurag- ji haan, camera person Arnav chai-zyada k saath main Anurg kumar-e-gupta natraj studio se 'dirty khabar' k liye uh la la😉
RK- Kuch toh baki hai...
ashu, ash MB- Shut up!😡 kuch baki nahi hai!!
MB-RK!! chalo yahan se!😡
ashu n ash - bye bye
ashu-toh aaj ka ye segment yahi samapt hua...jai Maharashtra😃
ps- FUN POST guys!! Dil pe mutt lo, kahin dil band na pad jaye!!😉🤣
love, Ashu😊
nazar halkat jawani par, uh la la😉
hi main hun aap sab ki Ashu Rishu Aaahaan aur ye hai meri sahayogi kam meri behen Ash Meet Aahaan😃
Dirty Khabar news channel par aap sab ka swagat hai.
Dirty Khabar- nazar halkat jawani par..uh la la😉
aaj humara monthly segment "Raat akeli hai, bujh gaye diye..."ka special part dikhaya jayega..Aahaan!!😉
Ji aap sab ko iss segment k bareme pata hi hoga, mumbai ke zoron k barish me, andheri raaton me jo celebrities kisi jagah coochi-coo karte hue pakade jate hai, unka hum interview lekar unki uss raat ka kissa aap se share karte hai😎
aur pichle 15 segment se lagatar superstar RK humare show me apni alag alag gfs k saath yahan aa rahe hai😃 Par aaj ka ye segment kuch special hai kyun k iss bar woh koi aur nahi balki apne patni k saath natraj studio me sandigdha haalat me pakade gaye😉
ash- mujhe bolne de kamini😡
ashu-😡
ash- ji, toh kal mumbai me zoron ki barish hui aur humare reporter Anurag kumar-e-gupta aur cameraman Arnav chai-zyada ne natraj studio se update diya. Kuch exclusive tasvire sirf humari news channel par..
ashu- toh, aaj ka segment "Raat akeli hai, bujh gaye diye..." me humare saath hai superstar RK aur unki patni..
RK-BIWI
ashu- biwi Madhubala..
ash-Aahaan!!😉
ashu-shut up!!😡
ash- ye apni kal ki gujari hui raat ke bareme kuch batain share karenge😳
ashu-RK aur madu ji, aap ka humare show me swagat hai😃 toh hume bataiyega kal raat nataraj studio me kya hua??☺️
RK- Ji bohot kuch hua, sab bataun kya??😎
MB- Ji nahi, kuch nahi hua, bas mujhe aap us last 15 segment me RK k saath jo ladikiyan ayi thi unka address de dijiye😡
RK- Oh come on biwi!! Pativrata natak band karo, ye sab isika kiya dhara hai😛
ash n ashu-😳
ashu- oh anyways! Toh bataiye RK ji😳 kal raat aap ne apne saath koi cheez rakhi thi??☺️😉
RK- haan rakhi toh thi, hain na biwi?? Main kya har shadishuda mard rakhta hai, aadhi raat apne biwi k liye iski zarurat pad sakti hai..
ash-😲☺️
ashu n ash- kya kya?? Hai woh? 😲
RK- C...Co..Co !
ashu-😲
RK- Co...Co COAT!!
ash n ashu- Coat??
MB- Ji haan, inhone mujhe apna coat diya tha, aadhi raat ko, pehen ne k liye😳
ash n ashu-😳
ash- ji RK, aap ne koi gana gaya ya nahi?😛
RK-"Rup tera mastana, pyaar mera diwana, bhul koi hum se na ho jaye.."😈
MB- ji nahi, inhone is se bhi ashleel song gaya tha.."Bhige hoth tere, pyaasa dil mera, lage abhra sa, mujhe tan tera..."
ash n ashu- madhu ji bas bas aur mat gaiye😳
ash- kal raat aap dono soye the??😉
RK- haan ye mere upar soi thi aur main inke upar😎
ashu n ash-☺️
MB- 😡Ji, inka matlab hai, main inke kandhe k upar sir rakh kar soyi thi aur ye mere sir k upapr apna chin rakh kar soye the😡
ash n ashu- RK, humne suna hai k aap ne shadi k bad apna wardrobe bran ZARA se change kar JOCKEY kar diya hai?😉
RK- Haan. Sahi suna aap ne😎
MB- mujhe is bareme kuch nahi pata..😳
RK- kya biwi!! Kal raat dikhaya na tumhe?😉
MB-Nahi!! Shut up!!😡
ashu- ji, aap ne kal raat khana khaya??
RK- Ji, bohot tasty tha,hai na biwi??😉
MB-😡 maine nahi khaya!!😡
ash n ashu- madhu ji, kal raat RK ne aap se kuch manga tha??😉
RK- yaa, maine kal biwi se uski saari aur blouse manga...
ashu-😲☺️
MB-😡main bhig gayi thi, so change karna pada😡
ash- aur, aur kya kya hua kal raat?
RK- Aur kuch nahi bass, naked scene me 6-7 hug aur 10-20 liplock hue, aur aur wo bhi..
ashu n ash-😲😲😲
MB-ye kal mobile par emraan aur mallika ka video dekh rahe the, wo iske bare me baat kar rahe hai😡
ashu n ash- dhatt!!😳
ashu- bas ab bohot hua, hum aap par bilkul vishwas nahi karenge😡
humare saath ab Anurag aur Arnav nataraj studio se jud chuke hai jo studio k andar ki baat batayenge😎 chalo ek nazar in surkiyon par..
Arnav- ji, ashu ji aur ash ji, meri awaz aap tak aa rahi hai??
ash- han chal bakna shuru kar jaldi😡
anurag- ji, ab main nataraj studio k andar hun aur yahan sab saman bikhra pada hai😉 lagta hai kal raat bohot kuch hua hai😲 mujhe ghatna sthal par kuch tota saman, bujha hua bonfire, sada hua blanket, laal saari aur kuch packets mile hai!😃
ashu n ash- PACKETS???☺️😲
anurag- uss par TIGER likha hai..
ashu n ash- TIGER??😲😲
anurag- uske niche likha hai...
ashu- kya kya??
anurag- MILK BUISCUITS...
ashu n ash- kya??😡🤬
anurag- ji haan, camera person Arnav chai-zyada k saath main Anurg kumar-e-gupta natraj studio se 'dirty khabar' k liye uh la la😉
RK- Kuch toh baki hai...
ashu, ash MB- Shut up!😡 kuch baki nahi hai!!
MB-RK!! chalo yahan se!😡
ashu n ash - bye bye
ashu-toh aaj ka ye segment yahi samapt hua...jai Maharashtra😃
ps- FUN POST guys!! Dil pe mutt lo, kahin dil band na pad jaye!!😉🤣
love, Ashu😊
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