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everyone,
Aaj sunday hai toh why not a new bakwaas topic, right So here you go, enjoy
After the party, RK is in his room playing computer games 
Madhu sad and angry comes there
Madhu sad and angry comes there Madhu: Mr. Rishab Kundra how could you do this to me Aap aisa kaise kar sakte ho ?
RK: Thanks Biwi I understand English no need to translate it
Madhu: You enjoy bajaoying me na Kyun ? Kyun karte ho aap aisa ? Aaj mujhe jawaab chahiye
RK: Why Well Honey you are like my computer games you know 
I enjoy playing with you and just like I love to take risk in games I love to see you fighting against me But dear there is only one who always wins and your bad luck the winner is me Biwi jab tak hai jaan sirf mere liye hi nacho. I want you to fight, to waste your time and energy on me... muahahaaa lekin kya fayda mein hi jeet ne wala hoon. You are my favourite game, my favourite toy
I enjoy playing with you and just like I love to take risk in games I love to see you fighting against me But dear there is only one who always wins and your bad luck the winner is me Biwi jab tak hai jaan sirf mere liye hi nacho. I want you to fight, to waste your time and energy on me... muahahaaa lekin kya fayda mein hi jeet ne wala hoon. You are my favourite game, my favourite toy Madhu: Toy nahin Biwi hoon aapki
RK: Achcha even when we are alone yah phir tumhe sirf PDA pasand hai 
Madhu: Dono hi because tere ishq pe tere waqt pe bas haq hai ek mera
RK: I knew it tumhe kuch kuch ho raha hai, hai na Biwi... 
Madhu: Nahin not at all woh yuhi tumhare haath mein mera haath chala gaya
RK: Mere haath mein tera haath ho saare narak mere saath ho 
Miss Atlantic Ocean started crying and RK looked at her with a sadistic smile At the same time computer mein virus ghus gaya 
RK: Abey oyeee yeh kya ho raha hai 
RK Keyboard par toot pada "guugzd yygyvfr efyuojuf rdcfkui" and a message popped up on the screen "ERROR please write in correct English".
RK: Ufff
"hgjlgyf tdsrikhmycg fcugmo kdcihugud cjuim" And again another message popped up "ERROR do not abuse the Keyboard. Try to write some meaningful words not rubbishes"
Madhu: Yehi hona tha...
Madhu walked out of the room. Few minutes later Radhaji joined her son.
Radhaji: Are you not ashamed Rishu Thank God your dad is not alive otherwise seeing what a shameless creature you have become woh bechara suicide kar leta Chiii !!!
RK: My dear so called mommy ji, agar dad zinda hota toh mein aisa nahin hota Kya hai na he is my hero and you are a zero He was amazing and you are disappointing Kyun aa jaate ho haar waqt bore karne go and do seva of your bahu, Mrs. Bahu ki chamchi 
Radhaji: Tum ek janwaar ho
RK: Toh kisne kaha tha mein insaan hoon
Radhaji: Ab bas bohut ho gaya, say sorry to Madhu.
RK: First you bring my dad back and also my childhood then I will apologize to Madhu, done 
RK starts singing "Nayak nahin nalayak hon mein... Zulmi bada dukhdayak hoon mein... Hai pyaar kya mujhko kya khabar bas yaar nafrat ke layak hoon mein..." Radhaji gets irritated and leaves the room. 
1) People here think RK is already fida over Madhu... 🤪 "Didn't you see the way he looked at Madhu and smiled when she came in saree" Yeshhh yeshhh I have seen. He looked at her the same way he always look at her... and he had the same psycho smile.. I know you guys are eagerly waiting for the romance to start but that doesn't mean you have to start imagining things which are not happening... Be careful it's the beginning of mental problem
2) Why do people want RK to apologize when he doesn't even know the meanng of SORRY Let him first learn the definition and he will automatically say sorry no need to push him or blackmail him...
3) Nowadays people yahan teacher ban ke aate hain... Yeh maat karo woh maat karo... Yeh theek nahin hai woh theek nahin... Yaaawn yaaawn Don't we have an education forum here on IF Kya hai na our parents, life and school hamari parvaarish thik se nahin ki na...
Don't we have an education forum here on IF Kya hai na our parents, life and school hamari parvaarish thik se nahin ki na... Oyeee my hindi is bad teachergiri karne maat aa jaana 
Ok now me out from here...
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