Now my bhadaas.😛 It doesn't mean to offend anyone..honestly..its just bhaddaas..and if it is offending well give hoots cause i am just venting out what i feel. 😆
What the ki ghanti bajii in devi maiya temple jahaan ek super hero kya discovery hua - Worthless VD. 😡
We found a super hero. 😲 He can turn completely expressionless like card board to 100 expressions and overreactions in one scene. 😲 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 😲even super man does not have so much power..Vivu does not even need to wear laal chaddi and he can get ou so many laal laal expressions to white chaddi , i mean no expression?!?! Ye kaise ho sakta hai..VD cannot do one expression which our what the maharaaja can do. 😳 And that is the "What the" expression. 😃 And since he cannot do what the expression , his cardboard to many colours of the umbrella expressions are "WHAT THE **" 😡 Also..did you know? Rahat Fateh Ali saab and Shreya Ghoshal did so much mehenat and dedication only to officially always for eternity and beyond permanently copyright a song called " Teri merri" urrf tera hai par mera hai...[This was in the dedication of Kurkurey tangline..but Kurkure add's line also copied the name of our song. 😡] for us and our jodi that is devi maaiya saying what the each time we bajaao ghanti to pray for her. 😃 Also Bodyguard's director should be in court because he used our tera hai par mera hai song. 😭 And that third class couple Kareena and Salman 😡 copied the picturisation of the teri meri song and made their own picturization..the original picturisation of the song was by our ArHi 😡Also that Ghatiya Kareena dared to wear a green saree , copying our Sanaya princess who also originally wore a green saree. Salman tried to copy Barun. 😡This is not the first time..Barun and Sanaya were supposed to do a video in IPK episodes on a song that was copyrighted to them called laapaata...but yash raj films got to know and copied the song into one of their movies called EK tha tiger before the song get released..wihout our song..Yash ji would go bankrupt. 😡 Also..That worthless dirt couple Rishbaala had the guts to walk towards each other in our tera hai par mera hai tune. 😡 The superhero who can be a cardboard and a clown at the same time again failed to express " what the" and that DD ki bacchi. Her straight hair and makeup is a copy of our sanaya 😡..cause in that dance even Sanaya had straight hair and make up...arey you didn't know? No serial , movie or any substance in the world can become popular or the best without copying our Arhi.
ONLY DD CAN BE CHARACTER DHEELA WTH GC AND KSG..WORHTLESS PEOPLE CANNOT KISS DD. 😡
YOU KNOW WHY? 😡 Because for people below a certain level..if theey try to kiss DD..only for them there is a time ticking bomb inside her , that will kill anyone who is worthless..aur bechaara VD phaat jaayegaa...why do we GC and Ksg fans care? Becuase though we demean him all the time..we actually have secret lobh for him <3...But if we show that our loyal as dog nature will be betrayal and bewafaai to our romeos gc and ksg. And so our secret feeling for vd will always remain a secret and this is our personal kaahani of an incomplete love story with VD. 😭 HUMAARI ADHOORI KAAHAANI. 😭 NAA JAANEY KOI!!! 😭
AND plus..though our secret lobh phor vd knows that he is good..we have to demean him in order to make our favorites look better naa? Or elese the ones with poetential will always be in the limelight instead of our male gods..and that will also be bewafaayi...but we couldn't do wafaayi to our love for VD as well. 😭 "Hum bewaafa!!!!!!!! har kis naa they...par hum waffa kar naa sakey. 😭"
[ no offence meant to dd fans at all..this is a joke. honestly. but im still ready for the chappals.]
Barrack Obama was giving speech for his elections but suddenly he heard a group say " We love you princess , you are the best..you will not just rule a country but the whole solar system with your beauty , sexy back and expressions. we know it!" ...and Bechaara Barrack was wondering..which princess are they talking about..Princess Diana? Bu she is toh dead. Or were they calling me pyaar se princess? 😲
and a last proverb on the behalf of VD...it was in a movie called Guru.."Agar bina matlab ke apne kaam ke liye nafrat miley , samajh lo tarakee kar rahey ho. " so true. 👏