Dialogues of the series...(read once) - Page 4

I got loads of those 😃

Arnav's:
"Jo taara khud hi mar raha hai... woh kisi kyo kya dega?"
"Nakli phool aur taare laga lene se yeh duniya khoobsurat nahin ho jati. Yeh duniya utni hi bedard aur patthardil hai jitni humesha thi."
"Who the hell is Swami?!!" 🤣
"Us cheez ko dimaag kehte hain!"
(Anjali:"Khushiji kahan hain?") "Duppate mein..." 😆
"Main tumhe kha thodi jaunga."
"Tum kitni paagal ho! Tumne... tumne meri shirt phaad di??"
"Shaadi ke liye Kuldevi ki permission chahiye, right? Isiliye aaya hoon!" 😆
"Sab mujhe kyon dekh rahe ho yaar? Inhone ne bhi toh pehna hai."
"Kabhi kisi ko apne itne kareeb nahi aane dena chahiye. Kyonki phir wahi log tumhe chot pahunchaate hain."
"Iss pyaar mein sahi aur galat ka koi matlab nahi hai. Sirf ek cheez ka matlab hai... ki main humesha humesha tumse..."


Khushi's:
"Humari batti nahi jal rhi." (Arnav: "tumhari batti?") "Nahi. Matlab aapki... matlab aapke galiyaare ki batti nahi jal rhi." 🤣
"Aap ramanchi kar rahe hain!"
"Tilchatta hai. Matlab Kaakroach!!!" 😆
"Badey aaye Laad Governor!"
"Aapka phone chal ke toh nahi aaya hoga na. Aapke saath hi aaya hoga!"
"Aapko kya lagta hai ki aap bade ho-siyaar hain?"
"CHOTEY!!!" "Nazron sey nazrein toh milaiye." 🤣
"Hey devi maiyya, madad!!"
"Chal nahi sakte par bhaag toh sakte hain!" 😆


Mamiji's:
"Joote ka itna angriya ke pehene ki joota ka juice hi nikal gaya" 🤣
"Manorama kaamics prejents... Arnav bitwa ke maijik joote aapan aap juice ma gir gaye!"
"Bachelorwa hello hi, aur Marriage bye bye!"
"Lo aa gaye bride and BROOM!!!" 🤣

Plus almost all of NK's. But aj ka ek was too good... "Agar ye dono itni light maarengey, toh raat ko batti kaun band karegaa?? hoo hoo..." 😆

And one of my most favourite, KKGSR's (monologue):

"Kuch rishtey ajeeb hi dor mein bandhe hotey hain.
Takraar sey shuru hotey hain... nafret ke saaye mein panaptey hain. Girtey hain, partey hain, par kayam rehte hain. Nafrat badhti jaati hai aur rishtey ki gaanth aur gehri hoti jaati hai.
Itni ki, ek din nafrat bhi aur badhne se sharma jaati hai.
Aur woh rishta sirf ek bandhan ban ke reh jaata hai. Lekin sirf nafrat waala.

...kabhi kabhi aisa lagta hai, ki nafrat ke us mahaul mein... kuch toh hai jo humse kehta hai ki, iss ansune, anjaane sey, ankahe sey ehsaas ko ek mauka toh do!

Par jis rishtey ki neev hi nafrat pe rakhi gayi hai, us sey kuch bhi umeed lagana naadani nahi toh aur kya hoga? Aur shayad yeh naadani hum kar baithe.
Warna kyon itni nafrat ke bawajud, hume apki yaad aa rhi hai? Kyon hum apse ladtey hain, jhagadtey hain... lekin aapke jane ke baad aap hi ki raah dekhte hain. Hawaon sey apki baatein karte hain..."

EPIC! 😃

Almost all of NK...BUT FAV IS ...KAAMAALL HAI...in his style...n Arnavs WHAT THE... UNBELIEVABLE..

Khushi - Madat karna devi mayia!!! madat kar!

Khushi: Arhe! Agar ASR ne? aapko dekhliya, tho phir "What The, What The" kehnege phir yoon aapko nokhri se nikalenge.

arnav - Khishi, di na kaha tumne davai lene gayi.
Khushi - Davai kaam nahi karange na , isiliye hum gaye nahi. Yeh woh wala bukar nahai hai.


Khushi - Suniye, humne aapkeliye jilebi banaiye.
Arnav - Pagal ho gayi tum, Tume pata hai na , muje meeta mana hai?
Khushi - Chalo, kam se kam , yeh to batiye , yeh saree humse kaisi lagrahi hai?
Arnav - Is sardee me thum bilkul dilli ke auto rikshaw lagrahe ho. 🤣

Khushi - "Arhe hum yaha behtne wala hai!"

Arnav - "I know! Tabhi chair pull karha hoon! - 😆

Khushi - "Agar chai khud hi banani hai toh inhey kis baat ke paise? de rahey hai..Free ka biscuit!" :

Arnav - "apne style main kaam karo apni sharton pe"

Khushi - jiji , humme lagta hai ki Aakash ji Chashme uttarke kudhe honge. woh kya hai na, unnone sochahoga ki , oochai naa dike toh kum darlagaga.

Aur koodneme bhi aasani hogi !!!

Kyun Arnav Ji (Arnav Smirk :) )

Khushi:: kuch kuch? hota hai... mamiji aap nahi samjenge.

Arnav : what crap?😆

Khushi - Devi maiya, Is tyre par kripa karna, Yeh tyre bas chalta jaya chalta jaye. :)

Khushi: Davi Mayiya

My favorites all the time is...What The!

my fav: