Maha Random Musings on Maha Episode

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Who says the ME showed nothing substantial? Dekho, the writers have made it pretty clear that this show was meant to be Didi Ki Saut, and none of the useless Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon crap. Today, they kicked it up a notch and revealed the identity of Didi ki real saut, yes people, its not Khushi, its Subhadra Malik. 😃

Dadi-Shyam-Di, aab iss triangle ko kya naam doon?


Title track of our show: Ek AnJhali Ek Dadi.. Dono ne Shyam ko chaaha.. Anthar kya dono ki chaah mein bolo.. Ek attention deewani ek sex deewani

ShyaNjali or ShyaDi? Whose love is stronger and will come out as the winner? Janne kay liye dekhte rahiye, Didi Ki Saut, monday to friday, 8 PM, on Star plus = Rishta wahi, sex nahin (Jen-wa, all yours hun).

Bheja Fry Points:

  • Shyam has been married to AnJhali for some 4 years. And he doesn't know what his father in law looks like till date? He was missing from venue during his in law's death anniversary last year since Khushi was also there. But what about the 3 years before that? CVs, iss stupidity ko kya naam doon?
  • Since its painfully clear that Shyam has no knowledge about the Malik/Raizada's messed up past, he is resorting to such psychotic obsessive behaviour for money and lust only? Shyam's badey is mighty potent then, it over rules his brain and dictated his actions, wah wah! Please writers, at least declare the dude to be a schizophrenic or something, normal people don't attempt murder multiple times just to get into someone's pants.😵
  • Dadi, please shut the f**k up. I had the strongest urge to hurl something at the screen when she blamed her daughter in law and the other woman, but not her son despite the fact that he was the one who strayed, he was the one who couldn't respect the boundaries of his marriage. W*F woman? 😡
  • Khushi jee and her family don't believe in shutting the windows while they go out of the house. I am guessing Laxminagar has the lowest crime rate in the world.
  • Passing the parcel? Why? What rasam is this?😆 And please, don't me so mean to Akash bitwa, he has a pretty face, don't make him put his back to the camera yaar, bechara gets 1 or 2 lines mushkil se, at least let him show his face. I lubs Akshay, samjhe aap?
  • Garima, for the love of God, take some laxatives and go to the bathroom.
  • CVs, why this kolaveri di?? Where is the handpump action dammit!😡

THUD, FAINT, DEAD points:

Tell me why oh why does Arnav and Khushi's chesmitry reach the zenith just when shit is being strapped into a catapult and being aimed towards the fan? First it was diwali, then teri meri and the 2 week wooing phase, and now today's episode.

  • Arnav jee finally resorted to some quality battamizee, and just when I had given up all hopes of him ever taking any advantage of Khushi jee's backless cholis, he proved me wrong and went ahead to smother haldi all over her back. You see this is sym-ball-ic. When he finally gets have sex with her, he will smear chashni from sugarless jalebis all over her back. And no, he won't use water to wash it off. See now is one hint that didn't go over my head.
  • Arnav jee rubbing his cheeks against Khushi jee. This is sym-ball-ic of rubbing other body parts together. Rub-awayyy!🤬
  • Praise the Lord, Khushi jee was turned on today, and did not look like Arnav jee was violating her. Yayy.😃

Now the question worth a million jalebis.
What will Arnav Make Khushi Do?
  • Kiss him?
  • Have her initiate 37191638838 Rub-Aways in the next 24 hour?
  • Let him cover first and second base?
  • Say hello to chotey?
  • Convince her to have kinky SR?
  • Mix poison in Dadi's milk?
  • Kick Shyam where it hurts the most?
Your suggestions?

All in all, ArHi were brilliant, the rest was pure shit. But I guess we have to endure it to get the story moving. Whatever. People who have not watched it, just watch the uncut of ArHi scenes, trust me, those were the only worthwhile scenes.

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smitar thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Loved your post. Enjoyed reading it.👏


I liked the ArHi parts, though nothing really happened. Not even a kiss. Sigh!😆


Snake is brilliant. He has more brains than the whole Raizada & Gupta parivars put together (though living with Anjali makes him resort to scorpions & chemicals!). We know it. It has been pushed down our throats for the past one yearwaa. Then why? why make us sit through his monologues and witness each spark of his ghatiya, criminal brainwaa? I almost fell asleep when he was doing his sleuthing!



If only they had shown Khushi washing the haldi off Arnav & Arnav washing the haldi off her, we would all have been in drool heaven! The Cvs gave us hope. They gave us only hope, no action!😭


I felt like knocking some sense into Khushi today. What yaar, if your handsome husband tries to kiss you, shouldn't you stay & enjoy it? Where the hell do you run off every time he comes close? It has been one bloody year + 3 months, girl!😡

Anjali inherited her intelligence and love for her bed from Dadi. Both have the same dialogues of "It is all a Galatfehmi!", "Woh/ Damadji is Godwaa!", & "Hum Dhak Gaye!"😃

What was that dialogue about ArHi not seeing each other after Haldi? I believe Anjali promised Dadi that she would ensure Arnav's frustration. Then what are they doing with the pillow?
😆


Edited by smitar - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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My thoughts on "What will Arnav Make Khushi Do?"

convince Khushi to say "Arnav ji I fadak your Chottey"

pataofy Khushi to abandon RM asylum for Nainital's sukh SR

Khushi should say "I love you" without the dammit

Khushi to start appreciating Arnav ji's fav dessert "sugarfree whipped cream"




Lesser said about the sickening thoughts that Dadi has on the entire haadsa ... seriously disturbed judgements



Edited to add:
based on "ang se ang laga le" from Darr ... very apt huh?


Arey jo jee mein aaye, Arnav ji aaj kar lo,
chaho jaise bhi aaj bahon mein bhar lo

Cheek se cheek lagana, Arnav ji hamein aise haldi lagana,
Backless choli ka faayda uthana, Arnav ji hamein aise haldi lagana,
Haldi hai aaj manani, Arnav ji hamein aise tum fuslana
Cheek se cheek lagana, Arnav ji hamein aise haldi lagana (2)
Edited by paru_rox - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Mix poison in Dadi's milk?🤣 da would Awesome😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Random musings...Arnav is the NEW Christian Grey!!!! The man has definete potential for kink (or he might have read 50 shades of Grey..who knows)

Blind folding her? really Arnav? Is this a demo for the hatke SR that might happen in near future? whatever it is I dont mind as long we get to watch it (not much hope ofcourse with SP nuns sniffing around IPK sets but hey, a girl can dream)
Edited by CDlove - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Reswa..Tanoo jee

But I've once again mentally deleted all the Shya-di scenes..packed them up in a trasjh can and sent them to Honululu

For me the extraterrestrial hawtness of Bhaaiya jee's and Bhabhee jee's per-shonal Haldi was enuff...Samjhi aap??!!

Will add more if time permits...Ejuukation..you see!!😉
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Posted: 13 years ago
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I will be back after watching JDJ 5 :-)
Edited by lazyleaves - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: CDlove

Arnav is the NEW Christian Grey. The man has definete Potential for kink (or he might have read 50 shades of Grey) Blind folding her? really Arnav? Is this a demo for the SR that might happen in after many years? whatever it is I dont mind as long we get to watch it (not much hope ofcourse but hey, a girl can dream)



Oh teri! New spoiler pics?? Blindfolds? ASR so read 50 shades of grey Hiru!😆

But of course, with SP nuns strict vigilance, I won't be the least bit surprised if he hovers all around her and asks her to catch him. 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hiii Tanu 🤗,
ArHi scenes are just
I liked NK when he says, can we too join you? 😃. He is the best after ArHi 🤪

Shyam is like getting away, getting thru, getting into, getting on with everything. Finally he has found his inspiration in his other woman - Dadi 😃. Secret behind his recent success irrespective of continuation of his dumb moves 😆.



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Posted: 13 years ago
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bwahahahah

i wrote the same thing in my post


intense love story ki ho gayee maut
aur Dadi bani Didi ki new saut!

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