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Show, you had the perfect chance for an RK striptease. And all I got was a white cotton vest? How much did he wife-beater guys pay you for that bit of product placement? Why didn't you go the whole hog and get Zandu to give you a whole bunch of dirty lucre to place their balm instead of generic hot oil? Sellers of souls, unprincipled philistines! You HURT me! You think coal gate is a scam? No, show peeps, THIS was a scam.
Now don't you dare scam me on the kiss!
--I want full-on mackage. Accept no substitutions lip and tongue manipulation. Nothing else will be acceptable.
I mean, so help me gods, what is the POINT of casting hotness like VD in a tv show if you're not going to use his lips? And his arms, amd shoulders, and chest and...
Er, moving on.
How is that an absolute troglodyte like What's-his-name Hashmi gets to kiss uggle-fuggle girls all over the place, and we, the audience, have to be deprived of VD kissage? This will simply NOT DO! I mean, it's practically a human rights violation. I will sic the national womens' rights commission on you, show, if you keep up perpetuating this horrific deprivation. I'm composing my complaint letter as we speak.
I have included a glamour shot of Vivian in my letter, so trust me, the chairman of the commission herself will be calling you very soon and will insist that VD be shown kissing. WE need to know that the poor boy is not being starved of kisses. In public interest!
Also, confidential sources tell me that Sonia Gandhi herself will be making a phone call to you on the matter.
SO THERE.
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