So here goes my first Oneshot " Sikky flirts Madhu !"
Yaha Sikky vai ke dialogues to unke muh se hi sune honge , now meri muh se , sorry meri pen se , uff...sorry again meri laptop ki key board se sun lo what Madhu was saying in her mind 😉
Madhubala came out of the washroom lost deep in thoughts how the rest of the day will go . Suddenly her eyes fell on the mirror and she found someone behind her sitting on her bed . She wanted to rub her eyes , but that would have spoil her muscara & eye liner , so she only broadened her eyes to find out is it her dream or true ? Madhu sighes ! God knows what RK yest night made her drink that her eyes are betraying her.
She says in mind " Kal tak to RK badha handsome tha , aj yu Bandar jaisa kyu dikh raha hai ?" 😲
She turns back to understand is there is any ghotala in the mirror 😆 (after all no bharosa on RK , may be he fitted a spoilt mirror in her room thats why she is seeing a Bandar in place of RK ! 😲 )
Madhu turns , but to her utter surprise , the face still remained the same , no sign of her super handsome Patidev RK !
Madhu in mind : " Ye kya ho gaya RK 😠! Maine tume itni shraap kab di ki tumara wo dashing handsome face ka ye haal ho gaya 😔"
Now the figure moved , he standed up and coming close to Madhu said
"Good morning Madhuji" with a denty smile . The voice made her realize its really not RK , its Sikandar 😆
Madhu in mind : " Thank God meri ankho ko kuch nahi hua 😃 warna main ye RK ki gift ki hui eye liner and maskara kaha lagati ? 😠"
she looks up to Sikandar and again gets lost in her thoughts " lekin ye yaha kya kar raha hai ?"
She looks up and notices Sikandar checking her tip to toe , she says in mind " Ye meri salwar ko aise kyu dekh raha hai ? Jarur fashion designing ka course karne ko soch raha hoga 😆"
Now Sikandar baba thought to praise Madhu and says in cheesy voice " Ap bahat torotaza lag rahe ho !"
Madhu in mind " Haila ! Torotaza 😲 ??? Main koi fridge me rakhi hui sabji hu kya ? 😡 ! Kuch aur nahi bol sakta tha ! 😡 ?
Sikandar baba continued his romance ki gaddi asking if Madhu is alright or not .
Madhu in mind " ise kaise pata main bimar thi ? Kahi ye mujhpe chup chup ke nazar to nahi rakh raha 😳 ?" thori khush hoke she replies yes .
This was enough to increase Sikandar baba's confidence . He continues it must be touf for her to pass time in the big house.
Madhu in mind " so to hai...but ye kyu puch raha hai ? Kahi ye mujhe jharu pocha karne ko to nahi bolega na ? 😲 "
Sikandar baba ka mood kuch jyada hi romantic ho gaya & he served her a plate of fruit and says that maid was getting it for her but he got so that things stay within the family!
Madhu felt a little bit relaxed and said in mind " nahi nahi , ye to ye bolne aya hai ki ye khudko gharka naukar samajhta hai 😆 Oh RK ! Jab tum shaadi ke baad mujhse naukar ginwa rahe the tumne ise kyu nahi gina ?? 🤔 bechara ka dil dukha hoga 😔 "
Madhu looks up0and calls " Sikandar ji !"
Sikandar baba corrected her in cheerful voice " Sikandar nahi , Sikky bulaiye 😉 "
Madhu in mind " Ae lo ! Ye itna khush kyu ho raha hai 😕 ? Ye to RK ka flop film " Khote Sikke" se vi jyada flop item hai !"
But Sikandar baba ko thori na pata ki hamare Madhu ji ki man me kya chal raha hai ? He keeps on saying he came to serve her ...
Madhu in mind " dekha jaye to khush hona chahie ki Free ka naukar mil raha hai 😳 ! But I doubt ye meri naukar banna deserve vi karta ho ya nahi... 😵"
Sikandar : " agar dawai chahie ho to Sikky hazir !"
Madhu in mind " ise dawai ka level padhna to ata hoga na 🤔 ?"
Sikandar : " agar fruits katke khilana ho to Sikky hazir "
Madhu in mind " thank God ! Fruit katne ki baat kia , mujhe to laga gala katne ki baat karega 😲 !"
Sikandar :" agar subah subah khidhki kholna ho to Sikky hazir"
Madhu in mind " height to dekh leta apna , khidhki ke lock tak tera haath pahuchega ?"😆
Sikandar " parde hatana ho to Sikky hazir !"
Madhu in mind " un pardo ka weight tere se jyada hoga !"
Sikandar : " aur agar parda bandh karke andhera karke apko rest karwana ho to..."
Madhu in mind " Aila 😲 !! Andhera 😲 ?? Andhere me teri shakal dekha to pakka mujhe dar ke mare heart attack ane wala hai 😲 !"
Sikandar was still saying " kuch vi puchna ho hamse pucho , kuch vi bolna ho to hame bolo..."
Now hamare Madhuji ne muh khola and bole to bas bolte hi rah gaye 😆 Badhi daant lagayi bechare Sikandar baba ko saying " main apna dawai khud le sakti hu"
& iske pahle ki Sikandar fruit ka plate leke vag jata she takes the plate ( afterall ek time ka fruit to free me mila 😆 ) and continues saying that she can cut the fruits herself too ( ya ya , khud kategi to cutting thora shape wise vi hoga 😆 ) & elders have said one should do their job by own ( kya pata shayed ise yaad a jaye ye kya karne yaha aya tha ??? 🤔 )...but but but...iske pahle hamare Sikandar baba kuch reply karte RK ka phn a gaya
Now Sikandar in mind " phn laga RK ka , time aya vagne ka 😔 " & bechare ko apni dil ke baatein dil me dafan karke hi waha se vagna padha ðŸ˜
So friends you all can make out how much hurt our Sikandar baba is that he had to escape from there , upar se agar une pata chale ki Madhuji unke kaise arti utar rahe the , wo bechare to shayad tut hi jayenge 😠So its my kind request to you all friends , jo maine aplogo se share ki , plzzz koi wo Sikandar baba ko mat bolo . Nahi bologe na ? Promise ?