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Hi guys...to depressing, the turn of events and the mood of the forum.😔
My sincere attempt to lighten it😊
Shyam Manohar Jha ( Naam toh suna hoga)...is right now the hottest villain on Indian television (well you may not agree, your problem)...and truly he doesn't deserve somebody as dumb as Anjali (well you may not agree, your problem).😊
Well, very soon he is going to re-enter Raizada Mansion, and get Anjali/Poojali/Rudali killed (well you may not agree, your problem).😲
So he becomes an eligible Bachelor/widower...searching for a even more dumb wife...who'll have an even more handsome brother than Sobti and a more even beautiful (not using any other term here) sister in law than Irani and of course a Lady Mocambo Dadi is a must.😊
So what are you girls waiting for...please send your biodata immediately😊
SMJ'S biodata : No guarantee for authenticity taken
Name: Shyam Manohar Jha ( aka snakewa, creepwa)
Age : A man is as old as he feels
Gender : Male, I think
Address : Jha mansion (under construction for the past one year , by quadruple Panthera leo)...location somewhere in Delhi: Pin code - 110...you can add any number you want...to turn it either into Defence colony or Chandni Chowk (mujhe koi farak nahi padta)😊
Occupation : Lawyer (don't ask me further questions...I'm not his defence counsel)😔
Assets : On request (only the Chindi chor quadruple panthera leo can reveal the financial part)😊
Looks : Homo sapien...can turn into a Gorilla if required to meet his wife (well you may not agree, your problem)😊
Bodyguards : Quite a few...Rocky, Lallan etc 👍🏼
Photo: Not posted...enough doing the rounds in IF
Please hurry up girls...he's already being pursuaded by a lady Zebra (in black and white)...with a stop signal, Gorila and zebra...what a combination.👍🏼
...so don't tell me that I didn't warn you if he wins the "favourite international jodi" with well "she who must not be named (read: Harry potter)😊
Kyunki Shyam bhi kabhi Damaad tha😊
Thanks to Megha (born this way)...whose conversation led me to this humongous idea
P.S.- This is a fun post and if you are offended...mujhe koi farak nahi padta😃
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