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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hi guys...to depressing, the turn of events and the mood of the forum.😔

My sincere attempt to lighten it😊

Shyam Manohar Jha ( Naam toh suna hoga)...is right now the hottest villain on Indian television (well you may not agree, your problem)...and truly he doesn't deserve somebody as dumb as Anjali (well you may not agree, your problem).😊

Well, very soon he is going to re-enter Raizada Mansion, and get Anjali/Poojali/Rudali killed (well you may not agree, your problem).😲

So he becomes an eligible Bachelor/widower...searching for a even more dumb wife...who'll have an even more handsome brother than Sobti and a more even beautiful (not using any other term here) sister in law than Irani and of course a Lady Mocambo Dadi is a must.😊

So what are you girls waiting for...please send your biodata immediately😊

SMJ'S biodata : No guarantee for authenticity taken

Name: Shyam Manohar Jha ( aka snakewa, creepwa)
Age : A man is as old as he feels
Gender : Male, I think
Address : Jha mansion (under construction for the past one year , by quadruple Panthera leo)...location somewhere in Delhi: Pin code - 110...you can add any number you want...to turn it either into Defence colony or Chandni Chowk (mujhe koi farak nahi padta)😊
Occupation : Lawyer (don't ask me further questions...I'm not his defence counsel)😔
Assets : On request (only the Chindi chor quadruple panthera leo can reveal the financial part)😊
Looks : Homo sapien...can turn into a Gorilla if required to meet his wife (well you may not agree, your problem)😊
Bodyguards : Quite a few...Rocky, Lallan etc 👍🏼
Photo: Not posted...enough doing the rounds in IF

Please hurry up girls...he's already being pursuaded by a lady Zebra (in black and white)...with a stop signal, Gorila and zebra...what a combination.👍🏼

...so don't tell me that I didn't warn you if he wins the "favourite international jodi" with well "she who must not be named (read: Harry potter)😊

Kyunki Shyam bhi kabhi Damaad tha😊

Thanks to Megha (born this way)...whose conversation led me to this humongous idea

P.S.- This is a fun post and if you are offended...mujhe koi farak nahi padta😃


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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: priya_86


Looks : Homo sapien...can turn into a Gorilla if required to meet his wife (well you may not agree, your problem)😊
Bodyguards : Quite a few...Rocky, Lallan etc 👍🏼
Photo: Not posted...enough doing the rounds in IF

Please hurry up girls...he's already being pursuaded by a lady Zebra (in black and white)...with a stop signal, Gorila and zebra...what a combination.👍🏼











OMG
🤪 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Name: Rocky
Age: Younger than ASR, older than SMJ
Gender: Shemale
Address: Food Food Restaurant, Vasant Vihar
Occupation: Model cum kidnapper cum chor (read: jack of all trades, master of none)
Assets: Everything but his voice
Looks: Like he likes it rough
Bodyguards: "I ain't made of money!"
Photo: Undevelopable; too hot to handle for the camera

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: nonasi

Name: Rocky

Age: Younger than ASR, older than SMJ
Gender: Shemale
Address: Food Food Restaurant, Vasant Vihar
Occupation: Model cum kidnapper cum chor (read: jack of all trades, master of none)
Assets: Everything but his voice
Looks: Like he likes it rough
Bodyguards: "I ain't made of money!"
Photo: Undevelopable; too hot to handle for the camera

Tough competition for Shyamu , I suppose😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: priya_86

Tough competition for Shyamu , I suppose😆


Competition? Who said anything about competing?

Nahin, bey, Rocky toh SMJ ko dil se chahta hai. Hamesha hamesha ke liye. 😳
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: nonasi


Competition? Who said anything about competing?

Nahin, bey, Rocky toh SMJ ko dil se chahta hai. Hamesha hamesha ke liye. 😳

Ha ha...inka "Dostana"...😳
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Posted: 13 years ago
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I'm in the running...where to send my biodata?🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Mein apna bio data bhejoon kya?☺️
Name - Chameli
Age - mein dil se jawaan hoon☺️
Sex - YES PEELEEJ.. er.. mera matlab hai, mein pheemale hoonji
Adress - Jab aapke dil mein rahoongi, wahi mera address hoga☺️
Occupation - hamara chameli ke tail ka bijeenis hai "Chikni Chameli Tel & Sons"
Assesst - woh kya?? oh.. samjhi... i'm berry chikni☺️
Bodygaurds - ji, wo hamare gali ke saare larke.
Photo - woh hum nahi bhej sakte. Aap hame dekh lenge to aapki saansein ruk jaayengi, aue pechle 20 baar ki tarah hamara bio data dhara ka dhara reh jayega

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: n091505

Mein apna bio data bhejoon kya?☺️

Name - Chameli
Age - mein dil se jawaan hoon☺️
Sex - YES PEELEEJ.. er.. mera matlab hai, mein pheemale hoonji
Adress - Jab aapke dil mein rahoongi, wahi mera address hoga☺️
Occupation - hamara chameli ke tail ka bijeenis hai "Chikni Chameli Tel & Sons"
Assesst - woh kya?? oh.. samjhi... i'm berry chikni☺️
Bodygaurds - ji, wo hamare gali ke saare larke.
Photo - woh hum nahi bhej sakte. Aap hame dekh lenge to aapki saansein ruk jaayengi, aue pechle 20 baar ki tarah hamara bio data dhara ka dhara reh jayega

Chachundar ke sar pe Chameli ka tel ??? Are wah
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Posted: 13 years ago
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sry m reserved fr asr... 😎

dont worry apne jijaji ke liye jarur ladkiyon ko leke aaungi..🤣

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