Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Tarun. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Jai," replied the second. "My Daddy's a businessman. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Jai.
Tarun replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Jai
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tarun.