Shyamu's Welcome Ceremony At RM.

Everyone's Dialogue writer excluding Payaliya-Me😎😆

Scene/Situation-Anjali busy feeding milk/tea to 'Aastin ka snake'.Snakewa giving those 'eew' looks to Anjali(which we hate to the core).Raizadas comes back from mandir to RM along with HP & NK.They saw Anjali & Shyamu getting 'cozy' with tea & Nautanki starts.

Arnav-(booming husky voice☺️)What The Di.😡

Anjali-(scared)Chote...hum...wo...Snakeji...humara phone baj raha hai.

Arnav-Do hell with your phone.Jab dekho phone pe lagi rehti ho.😡What the hell is this 'Aastin ka saanp' doing in MY house?😡

Shyamu-(tried to interfere)'Saale' Sahab...hum to bas...🐷

Dadi-(showed her palm to Snakewa)Ishtaap Snake Damadji.Aakhir aapke darshan ho hi gaye.Let me do your 'Aarti'.😃

Me-Arey Bhai where is that 'garland of chappals'?😃Damadji wapas aa gaye hain.Unka 'Bhelcomejj backwa' nahi karna kya!😎

Nani-Lagat hai pichli baar din achha nahi raha.Damadji hum abhi jakar panditji se aap ko phir se dhakke maar ke nikalne ka 'shubh muhurat' nikalwate hain.Chaliye Manorama.Lakshmi.😎

Mamiji-(adjusted her glasses)Hmmphh..Humko aapka true colorwa pehle se knowjjj tha..Hello hi bye bye👎🏼.Khoon bhari taang bhere ijj my 'Jooiiisss'😎

Lakshmi-(raised her horns to Snakewa)Meh meh meh.😡

HP-(with his weapon 'tray of orange juice')Hum abhi aate hain.🤔

Akash-🤓Jeejaji...I mean...how...ye sab...whats going on.😕(to himself-ye log mujhe humesha 'toote foote' dialogues kyun dete hain?😒)

Payaliya-(she dont have dialogues😆)Eyes in tears.Tears in eyes.Looks here & there with the look like she has seen her 'saasuma' without 'make up-iya'😭

NK-Ye kya ho raha hai?😲Nannav mere Bhayy.Agar Snake 'Jeeju' ne tumhe phir se kidnap kar liya to tumhe rescue karne main nahi aaunga😲.Last time main Delhi mey 'So gaya tha'.I got lost in Delhi man.

Arnav-ENOUGH.I want this creature out of my house right now.Aakash call the security.😡

Akash-But Bhai...we dont have security.😕kal hi wo 1 episode ke security waale aakar paise le gaye.

Arnav-What?😡

Akash & NK-What nahi Bhai...The...what.the.😎

Anjali-But Chote I want my 'pet' Snakeji with me.🤪Pleeease.

Dadi-I agree with Anjali bitiya.It would be great to complete our 'zoo family'👍🏼.Aapko kya lagta hai Arnav.😈

Arnav-Mujhe kya lagta hai iss'se kisiko kuch 'farak' nahi padta.Iss ghar mey meri koi value hi nahi haiDi had crossed all the limits of 'psychoSIS'☢️I'm going to Buaji's house.Main ghar chhor ke ja raha hoon.Kam se kam bina interruption ke Khushi ke saath time spend karne ka chance to milega.❤️

Me-Go Arnav Bitwa go.Hum aapke saath hain.😎

Fanwas-Banging heads on poolside 'walls' on Anjali's psycho attacks.

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OMG you cracked me up 🤣? Akash n security log ka line I cant stop laughing , NK Delhi main so Gaya tha 🤣 Too good

Pehila res kare ks padi 😛

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Hum apne make-upiya to touchupiya ke aaye gaye.

Hello hi bye bye priya iee ka...poojali going roodali again, snakewa in RM hissing...hiss hiss and payaliya without dialogue "khushi tum theek to ho"...oh!!! Khushi wasn't there.

Humra mindwa to chakariya gawa hai...but hotwa khushi ke pass kahe, RM chhod ke humre pass aa jawe.

Hum intezar kab tak karenge bhala...

ASR, my baby, come to me, I will u all peace widout ne snakewa n di. Leave khushi.

Aa ja, aayi bahar, dil hai bekarar, oo mere rajkumar, tere bin raha na jaye.

Priya thankwa darling, to shift asr frm RM, I am njoying with him. 😛

Originally posted by: Arshig8

OMG you cracked me up 🤣? Akash n security log ka line I cant stop laughing , NK Delhi main so Gaya tha 🤣 Too good

Thank you😆

Originally posted by: rushshri

Pehila res kare ks padi 😛

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Hum apne make-upiya to touchupiya ke aaye gaye.

Hello hi bye bye priya iee ka...poojali going roodali again, snakewa in RM hissing...hiss hiss and payaliya without dialogue "khushi tum theek to ho"...oh!!! Khushi wasn't there.

Humra mindwa to chakariya gawa hai...but hotwa khushi ke pass kahe, RM chhod ke humre pass aa jawe.

Hum intezar kab tak karenge bhala...

ASR, my baby, come to me, I will u all peace widout ne snakewa n di. Leave khushi.

Aa ja, aayi bahar, dil hai bekarar, oo mere rajkumar, tere bin raha na jaye.

Priya thankwa darling, to shift asr frm RM, I am njoying with him. 😛

Haye re nand kisaor..aisa kaisan ho sakat hai...Hotwa ke all rights are reserved to khusi bitiya.wo tumko naahi mil sakat hai😆

Originally posted by: Priya025

Hilarious post🤣

Thank you😊

Originally posted by: divus14

dis was hilarious...😆

Thank you😃

Originally posted by: Cyberpsychooo

Love ur post!

Thank you😊

OMG!!! Hilarious post🤣 you cracked me up!!!