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*** Here Ashu is not married till date and sent 'Jay' to pakkafy the rishta with Nidhi ***
Now read on Jay's banter with DB.
DB : Arre beta, bas itna samaz lo ke ghar me jawaan beti seene par pathhar ke sil ki
tarah hoti hai. Nidhi ka biyaah ho jaaye to chain ki saans loo.
Jay : haa sach kaha Bua aapne. bada bojh hai aap par.
DB : Lekin beta, is bojh ko koi kunwe me to phaik nahi deta.Bura nahi
maananaa , itanaa to poochhanaa hi padataa hai ke ladke
kaa khaandaan kyaa hai uske lachhchhan kaise hai, kamaataa kitnaa
hai?
Jay : Kamaane ka to ye hai DadiBua,..,kuch hi dino ke baat hai..
kamaayi bachega...
DB : To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jay : Nahi nahi ye maine kba kahaa DB, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj
roj aadmi ko do - do ghar sambhalna hai toh, kabhi kabhi mushkil hoga
na?
DB : Do Do ghar?
Jay : haan Bua ab ye kambakht pregnancy cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa
kahoon ?
DB : heynnn. to kya voh aurat pregnant hai? kiske bachcha hai?
Jay : chhi chhi chhi chhi Bua, woh aur do numbari ka na na. woh to bahot hi
achchha aur nek ladka hai.Lekin DB, ek hi coat istemaal kiya toh saath rehana hi
hota hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa kisi ne baal bananee. ab isme bechare Ashu
ka kya dosh?
DB : Thik kahate ho beta. Ladki ka baal banata hai, ek coat pehente hain lekin, uska koi
dosh nahi.
Jay : DB, aap to mere dost ko galat samaz rahi hai. woh to itanaa
seedha aur bhola hai. aare Nidhi se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye,
ye Mallu aur uski sangat ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.
DB : Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samaza rahe ho. Ye paagal premi-dost ( read Mallu)
ke baare mein?
Jay : DB, aap Ashu ko nahi jaanati , wishwaas kijiye wo is tarah kaa
insaan nahi hai. Agar, voh aurat Nidhi ke jaan nikalne ki koshish kii toh, zaroor
thappad maarega... aur gaanabhi nahi bajega uss keliye...
DB : Hi hi, bas yehi ek kami raha gayi thi. to kya us keliye gaana bajaata tha?
Jay : To isme kaunsi buri baat hai Bua. arre , gaana soonane to raajaa-
mahaaraajaa unche unche khaandaan ke log jaate hai, haan.
DB : Achchha ! to beta ye bhi bataate jaao ki tumhare yeh gunwaan dost
kis khaandaan ke hai?
Jay : Bas Dadi Bua, BB ke khaandaan ka hai... kabhi yaad rahega Nidhi unki biwi hai,
aur kabhi yaad nahi rahega ki , Nidhi ke saath nibhana hai ..
DB : Ek baat ki daad doongi beta. bhale sau buraaiyaa hai tumhare
dost me ,phir bhi tumhare mann se us ke liye taareefe hi nikalti hai...
Jay : ab Kya karoo DB.. mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.(pause)...
To.. mai ye rishtaa pakkaa samazoo?
DB : Pakkaa? . bhale saari jindagi ladaki kuwaari baithi rahe. lekin
mai aise aadami se Nidhi ko nahi byaahanewaali. Sagi DB hoon.
koi sautelee maa nahi.
Jay : Ajeeb baat hai. mere itane samazaane par bhi aap ne inkaar kar
diyaa.. Bechaaraa Ashu... naa jaane kya karega?
Now read on Jay's banter with DB.
DB : Arre beta, bas itna samaz lo ke ghar me jawaan beti seene par pathhar ke sil ki
tarah hoti hai. Nidhi ka biyaah ho jaaye to chain ki saans loo.
Jay : haa sach kaha Bua aapne. bada bojh hai aap par.
DB : Lekin beta, is bojh ko koi kunwe me to phaik nahi deta.Bura nahi
maananaa , itanaa to poochhanaa hi padataa hai ke ladke
kaa khaandaan kyaa hai uske lachhchhan kaise hai, kamaataa kitnaa
hai?
Jay : Kamaane ka to ye hai DadiBua,..,kuch hi dino ke baat hai..
kamaayi bachega...
DB : To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jay : Nahi nahi ye maine kba kahaa DB, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj
roj aadmi ko do - do ghar sambhalna hai toh, kabhi kabhi mushkil hoga
na?
DB : Do Do ghar?
Jay : haan Bua ab ye kambakht pregnancy cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa
kahoon ?
DB : heynnn. to kya voh aurat pregnant hai? kiske bachcha hai?
Jay : chhi chhi chhi chhi Bua, woh aur do numbari ka na na. woh to bahot hi
achchha aur nek ladka hai.Lekin DB, ek hi coat istemaal kiya toh saath rehana hi
hota hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa kisi ne baal bananee. ab isme bechare Ashu
ka kya dosh?
DB : Thik kahate ho beta. Ladki ka baal banata hai, ek coat pehente hain lekin, uska koi
dosh nahi.
Jay : DB, aap to mere dost ko galat samaz rahi hai. woh to itanaa
seedha aur bhola hai. aare Nidhi se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye,
ye Mallu aur uski sangat ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.
DB : Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samaza rahe ho. Ye paagal premi-dost ( read Mallu)
ke baare mein?
Jay : DB, aap Ashu ko nahi jaanati , wishwaas kijiye wo is tarah kaa
insaan nahi hai. Agar, voh aurat Nidhi ke jaan nikalne ki koshish kii toh, zaroor
thappad maarega... aur gaanabhi nahi bajega uss keliye...
DB : Hi hi, bas yehi ek kami raha gayi thi. to kya us keliye gaana bajaata tha?
Jay : To isme kaunsi buri baat hai Bua. arre , gaana soonane to raajaa-
mahaaraajaa unche unche khaandaan ke log jaate hai, haan.
DB : Achchha ! to beta ye bhi bataate jaao ki tumhare yeh gunwaan dost
kis khaandaan ke hai?
Jay : Bas Dadi Bua, BB ke khaandaan ka hai... kabhi yaad rahega Nidhi unki biwi hai,
aur kabhi yaad nahi rahega ki , Nidhi ke saath nibhana hai ..
DB : Ek baat ki daad doongi beta. bhale sau buraaiyaa hai tumhare
dost me ,phir bhi tumhare mann se us ke liye taareefe hi nikalti hai...
Jay : ab Kya karoo DB.. mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.(pause)...
To.. mai ye rishtaa pakkaa samazoo?
DB : Pakkaa? . bhale saari jindagi ladaki kuwaari baithi rahe. lekin
mai aise aadami se Nidhi ko nahi byaahanewaali. Sagi DB hoon.
koi sautelee maa nahi.
Jay : Ajeeb baat hai. mere itane samazaane par bhi aap ne inkaar kar
diyaa.. Bechaaraa Ashu... naa jaane kya karega?
