1. Sign inside a research lab: DO NOT LOOK AT LASER WITH REMAINING EYE
2.Real Classified Ad: Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
3. Things you would never know without the movies: It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
4. Talking with a man is like trying to saddle a cow. You work like hell, but what's the point.
5. Notice in a Rome Doctor's Office: Specialist in women and other deseases
6. A man is incomplete until he is married. Only then is he really finished.
A clever one:
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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