..😛Hello MBians !!
Ok so since m very late in updating so a One Shot this time !! 😎
FALTU WARNING: bhot bakwas he...!! phle hi warn kr rhi hun !! agar pasand nhi aya den ts ur mistake dat u read it..!! 😛
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RK- The Saint 
And
MB - The THARKEYY !!! 
Sharifon Ki galiyon me khoya tha me... Tha me abla bechara... Hunter se maarti thi mujko vo beshaam... ab me ho gaya tha pura laal :P... Din raat shaam dopahar kaam karati thi vo mujse..
Bartan Jhaadu Pocha Kapde Khana sb krta tha me !!! Pr vo kya krti thi??!! Kya krti thi vo??!! 
Bloody Hell Kuch Bhi Nhi !!! Ek baar 5 mins ke lie bahar ki hawa khane ki permission kya maangi , ho gyi dando ki bhaujar !!! 
Pure din mera treadmill niharta rehta he mujko !!! Chillata rehta he !!!
" Kameene !!! Mujko focut me kharida tha kya yaha jamane ke lie??!! 😡, khud na sahi apne ishaqzaade 
ko toh chada dia kr mujhpe !!! Itna bharpoor talent he mujhme ki uss ladoo/disco Ball/ Golu molu (aur jo bhi naam he unke :P ) koBhi hafte me hritik Roshan bana daalunga !!! 😎 "
Bas ese hi jaha jata tha me log koste the mujko !! Uss Character Dheeli ne naa sirf awara se bechara bana dia mujko , balki Kameene Se Devdas bana dia !!! 
Jitna bhi chaahu nhi bhula pa rha hu me apne asli pyaar ko.. Ohh mere Bittoo Ji kaha gum gye ho ?!! Dua he meri apke sath... Jaha bhi rhne khush rhna !!! umeed yhi he ki Biwi ne apko Item girl nhi banaya ho..!!
Kuki jali toh vo bhi thi uss di apka item number dekhke jb hm dono ki shadi hui thi ... jese hi dekha usne ki me kitni teekhi nazar se dekh rha hu apko.. uss hi din thaan li hogi uss berehem ne ki apko ab Item girl banaegi..!!! 😛
Suna tha use kehte mene..
"Bada naachna aa rha he na ise.. ab dekhna kese nachwati hu me iss item ko" 😆
Sharab bhi kam pad gyi he mere paas since shadi ke din khatam krdia tha men e pura stalk !!! 😛😛
Pee toh nhi skta me lekin dikha zarur skta hu ek trailor.. ki kya hota he mere sath 😉
MB: Abe oyee Saale Kabutar ki aulaad !!! Pocha thik se kyu nhi lagaya ??!!!
RK: Kameen... I mean Madhu Ba La Ahaan Paani kam pad gaya !!!
MB:Paani ki kami kahan se aa padi.. Farah daily Atlantic Ocean jitna paani ka supply deti toh he !! :P
RK: Kahaan ahaan !!! Aaj kal toh vo mujko chodke Anmol pe drool krti he !!! :P (me runs away 😆)
MB:iss ladki ke samne kisi bhi ladke ko khada krdoo..; Ganga toh minimum bahegi !!
Acha usse chodo..dewaro ko laal paint kyu nhi kia abhi tk?!!
RK: Laal rang k kami chl rhi he !!! 😛
MB: Ab laal rang ki kaha se kami pad gyi tere paas !! *hits him wit a hunter*.. vo true lover he na teri Poco !! Universally shy item !! log sach bolte hain toh gussa ho jati he !! :P... itni laal ho gyi he ki ab usme se laal rang aram se extract ho skta he !!! vo kya ghaas chadne gyi he jo tere paas kami pad gyi laal rang ki:P
RK: vo apne latest analysis me itni deep kho gyi ki abhi tk vaapis nhi aa paa rha :P...
MB: aur teri pehli patni??!! Goggles ki auction karne aa rhi thi na vo aaj !!! kya naam tha uska..Tammy !! :P
RK: Usne Bitto Jii ko apna 174th Hubby bana lia he aur unke sath long drive pe gyi hgi shayad :P... aur uski long drive ke kisse toh world famous hain.. ek hafte se pehle over nhi hogi 🤣
MB: haan toh usne Meera ko sunstitute rakha tha na !!
RK: Meera Tammy ke X (Tanmay) ke sath hangout kr rhi he 🤣 🤣
MB: teri saari ki saari fanz item he kya??!! 😲
Tu toh sudhar gaya lekin vo kameeni ki kameeni hi hain 😛
RK: RK i sangati ek chuingam ki tarah he !!! ek baar chipak jaye toh phir jitna bhi hatne ki koshish krlo nhi hategi !! 🤣 🤣
MB: saale abhi tak apne raddad dialogues marta he !!! *hits wit the hunter again 😛*.. acha ab ye bata ki teri vo loyal lover girl bholi bhali Tanu kahan he... vo kuch toj=h madad krdegi.. vese bhi ek vhi bholi dikhti he !! 😆
RK: Vo Vahb ke favourites net pe search kr rhi he...too busy cnt cm :P
MB: pr tere saare pannkhe toh usko gaaliyan dete hena?!! 😲
RK: ek vohi sensible ladki he !!! practically sochti he !! 😆..Vahb ko apni behen banane ki koshish kr rhi he taaki meri aadhi gharwali ban jaye 🤣 🤣
MB: Sabka dimaag satka pada he !! 🤪 Acha atleast Ashu toh aa jaye !!! do chaar bhajan hi suna degi maa ko !! 😛
RK: vo aaj tk mere dialogues hi ginn rhi he !! 🤣... usse uchalne kudne ki badi aadat he na islie har baar beech me counting bhul jati he.. phle vo khud ki toh confusion door krle fir dusron ka kalyaan kregi !! 😆
MB: aur vo ek lauta ladka ?!! Anurag?! Meri Sexy back pe aaj tak drool nhi kia saale ne !! vo toh chodo pr drool krta bhi toh toh kispe?!! Teri are chest ko dekhke??!! 😲 😡... Me toh keh rhi hu ki vo Tharkey-
Poco enters
Poco: Aeee !! mera bhai bht straight he !!!
Tammy enters
Tamz: aur vo Shil[a pe bhi drool krta he samjhi na !!
Farah also enters 🤣
Farah: RK baby !! ME Anmol ko chodke aa gyi sirf aur sirf tumharee liee !!!! ❤️
*Farah running towards RK*
Poco comes in between and dhakkofyes her 😆
Poco: aaj mene RK se door rhke realise kia ki RK hi mera asli jeevan sathi ban skta he.. Stephan toh bas ek tym pass tha :P... mera official ryt he RK pr... Risky forever !!!
Tamz: me tum dono se bhot aage hun !! RK meri top 15 hubbylist me bhi he..samjhi na dono?!! toh mera EXCLUSIVE right he RK !!!
Tamz Poco and farah pulling each other;s hair and fighting really badly..!!
MB: inhe chodo.. mujhe aur volunteers chahie 😛...Saari ki saari busy ho skti hain..saari ki saari danga kr skti hain (farah poco and tamz :P) par 2 ladkiyan he jo velli ki velli hi rhengi !!! 😆..Shrishti aur Nishi !!! kaha he dono??!! abhi tk kyu nhi ayi??!! dnt u teme ki vo abhi tk IF pe baithke BBB posts banati firr rhi hain !! 🤣 Koi kaam dhandha he kya dono ko?!! 🤣 🤣 Saare din bas BBB krti rhti hain sbki 😆
RK: BBB krna RK ke pankho ke rag rag me basa he !!! Din ho ya raat ho !! gumnami ke andhero me bhi BBB ka ujala nikal ata he !! 😆... ye ujala RK ke jalwo-
MB: *hits wit the hunter again* Kisi kaam ka nhi he tu !! naa tu naahi teri dewaniyaan !!! vo dekh .. vo teeno abhi tk danga kr rhi hain !!
Farah Poco and Tamzie ahve started slapping each other now 🤣
RK: dukaano me milti hongi rajaaiyaan
dukaano me milti hongi rajaaiyaan
Ab ek phrase ada krengi Ash maiyaan :P
Ash: RK ki kameenpanti sirf tb tk kaam ati he jb tk vo khud kameena hta he aur utni hi kameenpanti krta he !! 😛.. Toh agar nhi khona shaanti ki bhaaanti me TOH chlta rehne do RK ka hungama wit dere dewanis in their pajamas :P 😆 (sry aur koi rhyming dimag me nhi atka :P )
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thanku thanku.. gaalis tomatoes eggs and evrything is most welcomed 😆
with love,
Ash 😳 😆
Edited by swaron502 - 13 years ago
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